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I feel like the current adult version is "wallet, mask, keys and phone"
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I always thought it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xqwVOEprek
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Nov 7, 2021 02:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTrXZnDv6zQ with sound, this always kills me
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Nov 7, 2021 03:27
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pik_d posted:I feel like the current adult version is "wallet, mask, keys and phone" Mask, wallet, keys and phone Keys and phone Mask, wallet, keys and phone Keys and phone And wipes and ear buds, mints and comb Mask, wallet, keys and phone Keys and phone
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Nov 7, 2021 04:10
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pik_d posted:I feel like the current adult version is "wallet, mask, keys and phone" Our mantra leaving restaurants, movie theaters, juggalo gatherings, orgies, or the like is "spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch." I feel for phone, key, wallet (and now mask) as I say it. Never failed me. Apparently, Austin Powers ripped it off from some 80s movie, so I don't know where I got it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZTp1coqajQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqXZ9YoRD50
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BigHead posted:Our mantra leaving restaurants, movie theaters, juggalo gatherings, orgies, or the like is "spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch." I feel for phone, key, wallet (and now mask) as I say it. Never failed me. I believe it's probably originally a joke about the Catholic sign of the cross, which follows that pattern on the body. Aside from that YouTube clip, I remember hearing that at mass as a child.
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Nov 7, 2021 06:46
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Sestze posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTrXZnDv6zQ with sound, this always kills me they say can you believe it AGAIN? Like this guy got 2 nutshots in the same match?
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Nov 7, 2021 06:50
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Zero One posted:Agreed. gently caress Ohio. As someone born and raised in Ohio, I concur. Also, South Carolina doesn't like Ohio because the Wright Brothers (who were from Ohio) performed the first controlled, powered aircraft flight, and Ohio is so thirsty for any sense of identity, it calls itself the birthplace of aviation despite this really being SC's thing. (also, since no one in Ohio has read a history book since I left, they recently hosed up the way the plane is flying on their license plates).  I don't blame Wilbur and Orville; I'd invent airplanes too, to leave Ohio. Hell, Neil Armstrong is from Wapakoneta, OH, and even he left the loving planet.
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Nov 7, 2021 07:30
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Dodgeball posted:As someone born and raised in Ohio, I concur. SC trying to horn in on Kitty Hawk's racket
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Nov 7, 2021 07:33
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Nov 7, 2021 07:55
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A mate of mine is from Ohio, (Cincinatti), and he is a wonderful person who once bought me a T-Shirt with the Iron Sheik on it as a present. So stop your, (probably truthful), slander of a place I have never visited! Picture tax: 
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Nov 7, 2021 08:23
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 Is Indiana doing alright there? Something they want to tell us? Blink twice if you need help.
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Nov 7, 2021 09:38
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Leon Sumbitches posted:I believe it's probably originally a joke about the Catholic sign of the cross, which follows that pattern on the body. Aside from that YouTube clip, I remember hearing that at mass as a child. Yeah it's this. It goes back till at least the 50s because that's when my Granddad told my Dad it, who in turn told me it in the 80s.
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Nov 7, 2021 09:44
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Where do you keep your wallet?
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Nov 7, 2021 10:44
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I keep mine behind my balls so I've never understood the religious saying
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Nov 7, 2021 13:01
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Nov 7, 2021 13:24
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The get out* toad *get towed
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Nov 7, 2021 13:30
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Deteriorata posted:Vacation in Myrtle Beach, I assume. Don’t forget Hilton Head. Also apparently Rhode Island and Hawaii are pretty okay according to everyone else. New Jersey is just the rear end in a top hat outlier with their catch-all. Also: Wright Brothers flew in NORTH Carolina. SC just hates Ohio because Ohio tourists are like peak American International Tourist Stereotype and that somehow even applies domestically. dialhforhero has a new favorite as of 13:41 on Nov 7, 2021 |
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Nov 7, 2021 13:35
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Hawaii doesn’t hate anyone because apparently living in a tropical paradise thousands of miles away from any other state make you not give a gently caress about what people in the Dakotas or Georgia or whatever do or think
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Nov 7, 2021 13:48
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If they could hate a district, they would hate Washington, D.C..
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Nov 7, 2021 13:51
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BrigadierSensible posted:A mate of mine is from Ohio, (Cincinatti), and he is a wonderful person who once bought me a T-Shirt with the Iron Sheik on it as a present.
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Nov 7, 2021 14:02
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I heard it as a joke: a catholic priest and a rabbi are driving to a religious conference when they get into an accident, flipping the car. When they both regain consciousness and climb out of the wreck, the priest sees, to his amazement, the rabbi make the sign of the cross. “My friend!” The priest exclaims, “Has this near-death experience finally converted you?” “Oh, no,” says the rabbi, “I was just checking I still have everything: spectacles, testicles, wallet, and checkbook.” E: also gently caress Indiana (the Florida of the north, without any of the good stuff in Florida), and also gently caress Ohio. If I had to think about it, I’d probably hate Ohio more but hating Indiana is instinctive and justified. Bibliotechno Music has a new favorite as of 14:11 on Nov 7, 2021 |
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Nov 7, 2021 14:09
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I would like a toad please
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Nov 7, 2021 14:12
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BiggerBoat posted:I would like a toad please I got ya fam https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3982671&perpage=40&noseen=1#post518652174
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Nov 7, 2021 14:17
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pik_d posted:I feel like the current adult version is "wallet, mask, keys and phone" Spectacles, testicles, wallet & watch
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Nov 7, 2021 14:17
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chesticles, testicles, weiner and twat
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Nov 7, 2021 14:38
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Turpitude II posted:chesticles, testicles, weiner and twat You keep your wiener and twat on opposite sides of your body?
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Nov 7, 2021 14:39
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I see no reason In pandemic seasons To forget stuff like some sasquatch?
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Nov 7, 2021 14:40
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Hi there, I’m from the commission to make Texas shut the gently caress up about how awesome it is.  I’m also on the commission to not scale things when presenting them next to other things. I’m also from Florida, my family is from New Jersey, and I’d like to confirm everything about the original image.
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Nov 7, 2021 14:53
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if my entire experience as a virginian for my entire life is any indication, we hate maryland (we are jealous of their crab game) and dont acknowledge west virginia
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Nov 7, 2021 14:56
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Dodgeball posted:As someone born and raised in Ohio, I concur. There most amazing part about this wrong thing you said is that you managed to abbreviate it to SC several times, and then you successfully quoted the NCDOT without noticing the mistake
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Nov 7, 2021 15:15
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MrYenko posted:Hi there, I’m from the commission to make Texas shut the gently caress up about how awesome it is. texas has 4x as many people as my home state and is 100,000 km^2 smaller texas? more like new york
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Nov 7, 2021 15:16
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im pooping! posted:if my entire experience as a virginian for my entire life is any indication, we hate maryland (we are jealous of their crab game) and dont acknowledge west virginia It's just nice that anyone is thinking about us at all over here. We came pretty close to Delaware disappearing a few times due to no one driving during the pandemic leading to no one hitting that toll on 95 which caused everyone to just forget about the entire state
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Nov 7, 2021 15:33
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Mauser posted:It's just nice that anyone is thinking about us at all over here. We came pretty close to Delaware disappearing a few times due to no one driving during the pandemic leading to no one hitting that toll on 95 which caused everyone to just forget about the entire state Delaware is currently Earth's capital.
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Nov 7, 2021 17:39
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Despite this I cannot in good faith recommend anyone to invest in Delaware.
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Nov 7, 2021 18:37
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What happened to "spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch"?
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Nov 7, 2021 19:41
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Mauser posted:It's just nice that anyone is thinking about us at all over here. We came pretty close to Delaware disappearing a few times due to no one driving during the pandemic leading to no one hitting that toll on 95 which caused everyone to just forget about the entire state So...it remained Delaware? Full disclosure: I grew up in Newark and Wilmington.
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Nov 7, 2021 19:53
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BiggerBoat posted:So...it remained Delaware? Delaware is a fictional concept so you couldn't have actually grown up there.
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Nov 7, 2021 19:57
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Phanatic posted:What happened to "spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch"? The Catholic Church has been seeing a strong decline for a while now. No one does the cross anymore gramps.
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So you're from Baltimore, huh? Whaddaya call yourselves?
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