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Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010


with a little bit of

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blk
Dec 19, 2009
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It's sad to look at this picture and know there's not a Corrado this clean anywhere outside of VAG corporate storage.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


https://youtu.be/4ypH8y9iMJI

Preview for this week is up.

Touring Austria and Germany in a Bentley Bentayga, Land Rover Autobiography, and Jaguar F-Pace. Also bits about the Loch Ness Monster and launch control.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

If this is Week 11 Episode 12, is this the last episode (12 episode order) or is there one more next week (12 week order)?

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


SeriesGuide says 13 episodes total, so two more left. But it could be wrong.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Which episode was it when the guys were driving around Europe and Clarkson made some quip about the president of the owners club for their car and later told May he was driving the president's wife's car and May mistook it for the president of the country?

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

13x05 - £1500 RWD challenge

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Thanks!

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Which evolved into the wife of the president of France having owned it.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



On that note I'm getting a little tired of Hammond's "broken French" gag, in which he's guaranteed to say "champignons" instead of "champions" so it can be subtitled as "mushrooms".

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
That was a pretty good episode. You'd think Jeremy's comparisons between different levels of consumer goods would get old but it really pays off at the end.

GabbiLB
Jul 14, 2004

~toot~
I liked this episode, a lot of laughs to be had. The stupid launch control thing also cracked me up.

Meydey
Dec 31, 2005
Trying to get the town name of loving into the satnav was childishly funny to me. Also if that was really James catching air in the 3 1/2 ton Bentley, then...drat

Meydey fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Jan 27, 2017

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
That really was great, and I really want that Jag for myself.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Jeremy's shortcut through the quarry, because he had the only actual off-road capable SUV was exactly what I wanted him to do.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

That really was great, and I really want that Jag for myself.

I could have sworn Jaguar had announced an F-Pace R that used the engine from the F-Type, which I was disappointed they weren't using since it would have been more competitive. I went looking for it though and apparently I've imagined it or something...

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


The route from Wank to Kissing to Petting to loving to Wedding was a nice touch.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

KozmoNaut posted:

The route from Wank to Kissing to Petting to loving to Wedding was a nice touch.

I can see why they didn't make the last stop though

blk
Dec 19, 2009
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That was by far my favorite episode to date. Tight writing, plenty of good car content, interesting comparison, funny jokes, interesting locations, etc. Not 3 guys trying to fill an hour which is what many of the other episodes felt like.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

pik_d posted:

I can see why they didn't make the last stop though


"You know, it's probably faster if we just cross the border into Poland, I'm amazed no-one who started in Austria and then went to Germany ever thought of that"

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

It's weird looking at that map, it's almost as if Poland intrudes into Germany, like they are overreaching and overstepping their proper place. Kind of an odd map, perhaps the Germans should take back some of that land?

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Um, I'm pretty sure you guys are talking about the Czech Republic. The country whose capital is Prague.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Haha, yep, sorry, bit of a geography failure there. The joke still works with Czechoslovakia, though. Better, in fact, in timeline terms.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

InitialDave posted:

"You know, it's probably faster if we just cross the border into Poland, I'm amazed no-one who started in Austria and then went to Germany ever thought of that"

"Look, I don't know how we ended up here instead of the Nurburgring, I was just following orders!"

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
What was weird about that was that they were literally standing at the start/finish line of the Norisring track, you could even see the markings on the ground: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norisring
https://youtu.be/2Lr73q78Mzw

VodeAndreas
Apr 30, 2009

mobby_6kl posted:

What was weird about that was that they were literally standing at the start/finish line of the Norisring track, you could even see the markings on the ground: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norisring
https://youtu.be/2Lr73q78Mzw

That confused me when they said they needed to find a track nearby... While clearly standing on track markings?

Of course the off road track was good, and overall a great episode and segment.

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!

mobby_6kl posted:

What was weird about that was that they were literally standing at the start/finish line of the Norisring track, you could even see the markings on the ground: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norisring
https://youtu.be/2Lr73q78Mzw
That's a rather lovely track.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

My other half and I have a Grand Tour of our own booked in early April, and I had no idea until watching this episode that our route goes right by both loving and Wank. I think a slight detour is in order.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I've been like 5 minutes away from Kissing without even realizing it. Petting and loving require a bit more effort so I never bothered going there.

:negative:

Combat Pretzel posted:

That's a rather lovely track.
It is, and it's also on public roads so the quarry was a much better choice, it was just bizarre not to even mention it while talking about finding a track. Great episode though, felt like classic TG.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Meydey posted:

Trying to get the town name of loving into the satnav was childishly funny to me. Also if that was really James catching air in the 3 1/2 ton Bentley, then...drat

The slow motion shots of the Bentley catching air during the credits are :swoon:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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They really like their slow-mo camera rigs on this show.

Also some of the shots look absolutely stunning in 4K. Even ones you wouldn't expect, like the breakfast scene a few weeks ago with the sun on all their faces as they ate and talked.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Data Graham posted:

They really like their slow-mo camera rigs on this show.

Also some of the shots look absolutely stunning in 4K. Even ones you wouldn't expect, like the breakfast scene a few weeks ago with the sun on all their faces as they ate and talked.

This is the first show that I've seen that makes me wish I had a 4K HDR set.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

As Clarkson ages, broadcast technology pushes itself to the ragged edge trying to keep up with his increasingly complex, Mandelbrotian decay.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Season finale trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRdv-l34TSU

Arcella
Dec 16, 2013

Shiny and Chrome

Ola posted:

As Clarkson ages, broadcast technology pushes itself to the ragged edge trying to keep up with his increasingly complex, Mandelbrotian decay.

I continue to marvel at his beach ball-under-the-shirt gut.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Arcella posted:

I continue to marvel at his beach ball-under-the-shirt gut.
He's opposed to all forms of alternative energy because he knows the real solution it to get Quaid to start the reactor.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Arcella posted:

I continue to marvel at his beach ball-under-the-shirt gut.

Come to Australia - with enough beer and time and you too can have a beer gut so round and perky that you can rest a beer on it while sitting on the couch.

F4rt5
May 20, 2006

He looks more and more like the boss alien from Peter Jackson's "Bad Taste" with each passing year.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Does anyone know what the camper van carrying huge tents in Namibia pt 2 were?
I can see lots of camper van hires, but nothing with that specific setup.
Also, do any of those rentals come fully guided? Or otherwise provide a guide/butler to set up camp for you?

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I just watched the Namibia episodes. I'm not a hard core fan, but those two were amazing. Is that the best thing they have ever done?

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