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Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Eschenique posted:

You forgot about Dennis Miller.

Yeah, no.

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Eschenique posted:

You forgot about Dennis Miller.

And I was happy about that, until you reminded me about him :manning:


E: also having listened to like 60 hours worth of 372 Pages We’ll Never Get Back, I’d be hard pressed to tell you that Mike Nelson was actually a Republican unless I’d known about it beforehand.

nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Oct 5, 2019

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Twelve by Pies posted:

How can there only be one when Mike Nelson also exists?
The dude that watched as the show’s creator and original host was forced out, then took his job? gently caress that guy forever.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Jurgan posted:

Yeah, no.

Oh come on his 80s stuff is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anHno8E4lGQ

Plus he mistrusts trains so you know he's sensible.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
His first joke is "if you're 35 and your job involves wearing a name tag you've made a serious vocational error"

that hasn't aged too well :rolleyes:

Dr. Red Ranger
Nov 9, 2011

Nap Ghost

Flesh Forge posted:

His first joke is "if you're 35 and your job involves wearing a name tag you've made a serious vocational error"

that hasn't aged too well :rolleyes:

I'm getting there and pharmacists have to wear name tags. He's not wrong on that account I guess.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Eschenique posted:

Oh come on his 80s stuff is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anHno8E4lGQ

Plus he mistrusts trains so you know he's sensible.

Being anti-train is revisionist, to the gulag with you.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Lightning Knight posted:

Being anti-train is revisionist, to the gulag with you.

You won't take me alive! :argh:

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

There's no room for trains in the post-revolution future! Instead of trains limited by rail and power lines. There will be battery powered self driving trucks as far as the eye can see.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
The guy who inspired Walter in The Big Lebowski is a conservative and is loving hilarious

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Eschenique posted:

You won't take me alive! :argh:

:commissar:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Remulak posted:

The dude that watched as the show’s creator and original host was forced out, then took his job? gently caress that guy forever.

It was Jim Mallon that forced Joel out, Mike was only head writer. Mike had little clout to get him out, Joel could fire him back.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

BiggerBoat posted:

Sorry about that. I read too much into your post .

I can see a logical consistency between the "the Bible says murder is bad, killing unborn babies is murder, therefore abortion is bad" that I can't quite drum up for all those other things Republicans and conservatives think. Like "gently caress the poor" and "bomb Iran" for instance.

Yeah, it's cool, but I still think you're begging the question with that logical chain. It's unimpeachable in and of itself, but where does the second link come from? There's at least one Bible verse that says killing an unborn baby is not murder, since it's only punishable by a fine. https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/the-fetus-in-jewish-law/ There's some debate about how that should be interpreted, but it looks to me like serious Jewish scholars read it as "a fetus is not a full human," while partisan hacks try to read it the opposite. Anyway, it's clearly recorded that evangelicals supported legalizing abortion until the early 80's, when guys like Frank Schaeffer glommed onto the "pro-life movement" because evangelicalism needed a new cause to rally around now that being openly segregationist was less acceptable. So I would say that most people who say abortion is murder don't say that based on any sort of principle. It's just hearing it repeated for decades that makes them accept it without question.

As for bombing Iran, one could say that God wants holy war based on the book of Joshua, where Joshua's army ethnically cleanses the entire holy land of the various peoples living there. I don't think it's a good argument, but I'll bet someone has made it.

Again, don't take any of this as an accusation, just my view on how best to deal with the issue. In the public square, I'd argue that none of this matters because freedom of religion means you can't legislate based on religious beliefs. But I still wouldn't let a right wing fringe claim that they alone possess the correct religious viewpoint.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Jurgan posted:

But I still wouldn't let a right wing fringe claim that they alone possess the correct religious viewpoint.

As an atheist, I don't even pretend to think that anyone does or that any religious viewpoint is correct. I'm just looking for a vein of consistency that I can at least identity with and pretend to at least find a point of engagement. But then I see poo poo like this

http://www.newshounds.us/tucker_carlson_distancing_from_trump_no_way_ukraine_call_good_idea_100419

followed 3 hours later by this

http://www.newshounds.us/fox_tucker_carlson_accused_democrats_making_up_ukraine_scandal_in_print_changed_tune_100419||

and see now way whatsoever to engage in a discussion. Never even mind religion. This is like arguing with members of a cult.

This constant barrage of hypocrisy, lies, blatant contradictions, moving of the goal posts, rationalizations and what have you is overwhelming and, from where I sit, by design from the folks propagating it. Probably not by the true believers and real followers, but certainly by most of the RWM and the GOP. Donald Trump doesn't believe in or care about anything except himself and his bank statement. Same with Limbaugh, Hannity and the lot. Their narcissistic self interests I can at least understand, but the slavish devotion of 30-40% of the country to the bulllshit they spew escapes my comprehension. PARTICULARLY the church going types and slef proclaimed Christians.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Double post but I also saw this FOX News editorial from 45 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lDb0Dn8OXE

This was at one time widely considered to be comedy

Don't read the comments

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Can someone link me to where the KKK or some other group was using the 'ok' hand sign to mean white power way back in the 80s or earlier? I can only find recent stuff about it

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Rex-Goliath posted:

Can someone link me to where the KKK or some other group was using the 'ok' hand sign to mean white power way back in the 80s or earlier? I can only find recent stuff about it

The KKK use the 'K' sign instead I thought?

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Pirate Radar posted:

The guy who inspired Walter in The Big Lebowski is a conservative and is loving hilarious

John Milius did some interviews with Soldier of Fortune in the 80's and was ranting about how Apocalypse Now and other Vietnam films were anti-American and the anti-American, liberal bias in Hollywood. It's pretty hilarious when you look at the films that came out during that decade and the fact that he was given work in this alleged environment. They let him make Red Dawn, which he probably believed could actually happen, and he thinks Hollywood has a liberal bias that won't accept "truth tellers" like him.

His commentary track with Arnold Schwarzenegger on Conan the Barbarian is hilarious too. This is mostly because Arnold just makes really funny comments about everything.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


there are funny conservatives but there aren't any conservatives that are funny when it comes to politics.

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

BiggerBoat posted:

He said "blessed are the cheese makers. It's not meant to taken literally"

Alternatively

"Yes. We are all individuals!"


Sorry about that. I read too much into your post .

I can see a logical consistency between the "the Bible says murder is bad, killing unborn babies is murder, therefore abortion is bad" that I can't quite drum up for all those other things Republicans and conservatives think. Like "gently caress the poor" and "bomb Iran" for instance.

In this case you are both kind of right- although it is logically consistent with certain interpretations of the Bible to be opposed to abortion, Evangelical opposition to abortion is not the result of sincere religious belief, but the result of a complex propaganda campaign meant to recruit evangelicals into the right-wing in order to provide cover for white supremacy.


The Atlantic posted:

One of the most durable myths in recent history is that the religious right, the coalition of conservative evangelicals and fundamentalists, emerged as a political movement in response to the U.S. Supreme Court’s 1973 Roe v. Wade ruling legalizing abortion. The tale goes something like this: Evangelicals, who had been politically quiescent for decades, were so morally outraged by Roe that they resolved to organize in order to overturn it.

This myth of origins is oft repeated by the movement’s leaders. In his 2005 book, Jerry Falwell, the firebrand fundamentalist preacher, recounts his distress upon reading about the ruling in the Jan. 23, 1973, edition of the Lynchburg News: “I sat there staring at the Roe v. Wade story,” Falwell writes, “growing more and more fearful of the consequences of the Supreme Court’s act and wondering why so few voices had been raised against it.” Evangelicals, he decided, needed to organize.

Some of these anti- Roe crusaders even went so far as to call themselves “new abolitionists,” invoking their antebellum predecessors who had fought to eradicate slavery.

But the abortion myth quickly collapses under historical scrutiny. In fact, it wasn’t until 1979—a full six years after Roe—that evangelical leaders, at the behest of conservative activist Paul Weyrich, seized on abortion not for moral reasons, but as a rallying-cry to deny President Jimmy Carter a second term. Why? Because the anti-abortion crusade was more palatable than the religious right’s real motive: protecting segregated schools. So much for the new abolitionism.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Groovelord Neato posted:

there are funny conservatives but there aren't any conservatives that are funny when it comes to politics.

They can't reconcile the cardinal rule of good comedy, "don't punch down," with the core tenets of conservatism, which is all about punching downward.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Hey all. Can anyone think of any examples of the Whitehouse censoring/pressuring media? Or perhaps Fox News or otherwise a giant company? I’m working on a video about censorship.

For the Whitehouse I have them bitching about The Hunt until it was cancelled and also way back a Bush staffer getting offended by Bill Maher and his show getting cancelled

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

BiggerBoat posted:

Don't read the comments

Why didn't I listen? :(

People are idiots.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Groovelord Neato posted:

there are funny conservatives but there aren't any conservatives that are funny when it comes to politics.

Not true. In order to be funny you need to have humanity and empathy, Most conservatives don't have those so they end up all being like Steven Crowder.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

ManBoyChef posted:

Not true. In order to be funny you need to have humanity and empathy, Most conservatives don't have those so they end up all being like Steven Crowder.

I still can't believe he made a video sitting at a fireplace in a robe bitching about loving labor day. Even for him that was pretty blatant and brainless.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/MattLech/status/1179480833100587008

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



nine-gear crow posted:

They can't reconcile the cardinal rule of good comedy, "don't punch down," with the core tenets of conservatism, which is all about punching downward.

I think the telling thing is that conservatives think they're punching up. They feel disempowered, and have been trained to blame the "elites" or anyone getting "handouts" for it. The jokes fall flat outside of the conservative bubble because that worldview is completely at odds with reality.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Did Dennis Miller ever actually say "Bop, bop, bop", or is that purely a Majority Report dunk thing?

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/zatchry/status/1180617027263848449?s=19

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

So the "Do nothing Democrats " seems to be the order of attack. I've seen it in both politoons and in RNC attack ads on a local candidate. "Why aren't they working to fix our problems, instead of playing politics? "

Which is galaxy brain levels of projection and "Hey, look over there!"

Funny how they don't get specific about what the Democrats actually are doing. Wonder why.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

MrUnderbridge posted:

So the "Do nothing Democrats " seems to be the order of attack. I've seen it in both politoons and in RNC attack ads on a local candidate. "Why aren't they working to fix our problems, instead of playing politics? "

Which is galaxy brain levels of projection and "Hey, look over there!"

Funny how they don't get specific about what the Democrats actually are doing. Wonder why.

lol, the do-nothing democrats.

This is such painfully stupid. They spend how many years digging into Benghazi? Did they ever send a loving bill to Obama's desk between 2014 and 2016 that wasn't just a CR to keep government open?

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
The do nothing Democrats that nominated a Supreme Court justice who never got a hearing.

Dr. Red Ranger
Nov 9, 2011

Nap Ghost

Calico Heart posted:

Hey all. Can anyone think of any examples of the Whitehouse censoring/pressuring media? Or perhaps Fox News or otherwise a giant company? I’m working on a video about censorship.

For the Whitehouse I have them bitching about The Hunt until it was cancelled and also way back a Bush staffer getting offended by Bill Maher and his show getting cancelled

What exactly happened to the Dixie Chicks? I knew they were exiled from public life after daring to criticize the Iraq War but I don't remember if that was at the behest of Cheney/Rove or if that was a spontaneous burst of reactionary bile from the zeitgeist of the time.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Sorry, how many hours ago did Mitch loving McTurtle smile and brazenly trumpet around for the Republican base the was the Grim Reaper of legislation? I just can't remember that long ago.

Which is mostly just me venting, Nazis don't give a gently caress about that hypocrisy obviously.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

"Those do-nothing Democrats not working on all those socialist policies we'll never let them pass. How dare they!" :byodood:

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

Dr. Red Ranger posted:

What exactly happened to the Dixie Chicks? I knew they were exiled from public life after daring to criticize the Iraq War but I don't remember if that was at the behest of Cheney/Rove or if that was a spontaneous burst of reactionary bile from the zeitgeist of the time.

I can't recall anyone in the actual Bush administration saying anything about them. I think it started with a few radio stations Taking a Stand for Are Troops and announcing they would no longer be playing their music, and it snowballed from there with the help of talk radio.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



MrUnderbridge posted:

So the "Do nothing Democrats " seems to be the order of attack. I've seen it in both politoons and in RNC attack ads on a local candidate. "Why aren't they working to fix our problems, instead of playing politics? "

Which is galaxy brain levels of projection and "Hey, look over there!"

Funny how they don't get specific about what the Democrats actually are doing. Wonder why.
I also find it funny since in the same breath Trump will be happy to tell you about all the stuff he ‘fixed’

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Calico Heart posted:

Hey all. Can anyone think of any examples of the Whitehouse censoring/pressuring media? Or perhaps Fox News or otherwise a giant company? I’m working on a video about censorship.

How far back do you want to go? When Martha Mitchell tried to break the Watergate break-in story (which was itself an attempt to gaslight someone) Nixon gaslit her so hard loving that psychologists had to invent a new term to describe it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT4yqsoWjR8

(not the most scholarly of videos on the subject but I like Drunk History and this dude is absolutely trashed)

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME


Their honesty is refreshing.

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Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Vichan posted:



Their honesty is refreshing.

It's funny because that's not what they meant. Literally no editors lol.

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