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I mean, simple poo poo like that, can't you hit up a drat convenience store for it? Maybe not money efficient, but if you cannot handle a grocery store for long enough to find one item and get out, it's an option.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 03:26 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:56 |
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There's so many things you can do other than thinking to yourself "I will spend a week putting my poop tissues in the trashcan, also my partner will be fine doing the same ", and OP chose none of them
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 03:31 |
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i mean instacart was basically invented for dudes who don't want to pick up their own toilet paper from the store
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 03:36 |
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instashart
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 03:42 |
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I also shudder to think what would happen when those tissues run out.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 03:43 |
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limp_cheese posted:I also shudder to think what would happen when those tissues run out. Socks.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 03:43 |
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I feel like being out of toilet paper is an acceptable use case scenario for door dash if you absolutely have some kind of anxiety about going into stores
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 03:45 |
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I am aware they said a year. But time flies when free computer fun. PLUS if the kid is already that mean he can probably get them to move out sooner if he's persistent enough.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 03:47 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:There's so many things you can do other than thinking to yourself "I will spend a week putting my poop tissues in the trashcan, also my partner will be fine doing the same ", and OP chose none of them there is zero chance he was going to use the trash. he would have flushed them and ruined the plumbing.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 03:48 |
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welcome to hell posted:there is zero chance he was going to use the trash. he would have flushed them and ruined the plumbing. he says in the comments he was using the trash. apparently the poo poo tissue situation was well established by the time the gf got home
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 03:49 |
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I also think that you lot are being far too generous to this bloke by saying he won't can't go to the shops because of anxiety/sensory issues. As I read it he is just a lazy, whiny bastard that doesn't like leaving the house. (But I may be wrong/insensitive, and if so I apologize.)
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 03:53 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:I also think that you lot are being far too generous to this bloke by saying he won't can't go to the shops because of anxiety/sensory issues. Oh yeah, there's some big pissbottle gamer energy there. But even if they do have issues going out shopping, they've hit the point of proactively not dealing with it at the expense of anyone else in their life, in which case they're also at fault.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 04:05 |
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There’s nothing wrong with having a system that works for you, it’s just that the GF isn’t obligated to go along with it if that doesn’t work for her.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 04:16 |
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Look at this caveman using paper to wipe his rear end.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 04:21 |
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quote:Every Saturday morning, I do a Walmart pickup. I do not go to any store any other time. I hate going into the store. GF knows this, the one time she convinced me to go shopping for groceries with her it was hell, so she never asked again. This was a thing even before she moved in. I usually get a lot of dog treats, stuff for protein shakes, and whatever other stuff I need for myself. I’ll add stuff if my gf asks me to. Notice he doesn't mention what made it "hell." Gonna guess it was the pouty tantrum he was throwing the whole time. Plus he explicitly states when he does go shopping he only gets what he needs, and of course it's incumbent upon his girlfriend to prepare a list if she wants anything else. She's probably filling in a ton of gaps in their shopping that he doesn't when he does his weekly dog treat/protein shake run.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 04:21 |
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Dear gods there are times I hit up a store three times a week because I forgot to make a loving list and forget poo poo. Most places do pickup, so all he had to do was literally make an order and drive there and let someone load the poo poo into his car. AITA for raising my voice to my partner for trying to be physically playful while I was driving quote:My partner (27F) and I (37M) just left our friends’ house after a really nice meal and generally good time. We’re driving home and she was happy and singing a song and to the music she’s trying to find my nipple under my shirt by poking and scratching at it with the music.. I wasn’t saying anything but batting her hand away and trying to cover it so she could get to it.. but instead of taking a hint, she just tried harder and jammed her finger up under my hand, all the while singing and happy, teasing-like. The car was jerking around as I was trying to get her hand away and finally I raised my voice and said “Will you STOP THAT?!”
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 04:40 |
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What the hell? Don't yell at your partner in general, but it's OK to raise your voice if they're apparently trying to set you up for vehicular suicide
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 04:57 |
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First rule of driving do NOT gently caress with the driver.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 05:03 |
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I’m not letting go on the age math. Captain Hygiene posted:Also, bonus secret ending from OP's account Is the karma score functional in some way?
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 05:13 |
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kimbo305 posted:I’m not letting go on the age math. Some subreddits won't let you post if it's below a certain level.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 05:20 |
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AITA for cutting my wife off financially til she goes to workquote:My wife34f and I43m have two children together, ages 7 and 4. I work as an OBGYN, and my wife has been a SAHM mom since our youngest was born. I make very good money, so I’d always give my wife a good chunk to walk around with or do whatever with. She’ll go get her nails done, or hair, shopping. Pamper herself and I never minded. This year our youngest was capable of starting early head start vpk. Even though both kids have been at school, my wife continued to be a SAHM. I brought it up to her as we have a house cleaner so my wife isn’t busy cleaning, and I could afford an after school nanny, that she should start looking for a job. Not the most interesting story, but the typo is r/relationships: Not getting pampers is not financial abuse
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 05:40 |
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Look, I spent my spoons on protein shakes, we’re just going to have to wipe out asses with tissues and blow our nose on our shirts for a few days.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 06:22 |
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Wanna bet that if the guy runs out of stuff for his protein shakes then yes, he will brave the indignity of an extra shopping trip that week. Or nah, he'll just ask his (now-ex) girlfriend to do it.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 07:11 |
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Am I the only one getting neurodivergent vibes from the weekly toilet paper guy? I'm surprised nobody has mentioned it, to me it fits
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 07:22 |
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A long story, but we need something sweet as gently caress! I feel like I'm going to crack quote:My fiancee and I recently got engaged not to long ago. While we were making plans (deciding on rings & so on), the proposal was very spontaneous and happened months before my fiancee had originally planned. UPDATE I feel like I'm going to crack quote:I did end up cracking.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 08:55 |
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Evil Willow posted:A long story, but we need something sweet as gently caress! awww!
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 09:22 |
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Evil Willow posted:I shall be trying this recipe on the weekend and will report back with results. Dense and delicious! Next time I'll try to halve the recipe coz it makes a BIG loaf. Took about 2 hours to cook all the way through, I had to cover it with foil after about half an hour so the top wouldn't burn. There were a few burnt bits in the corner, just enough to be really, really yummy.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 09:52 |
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Evil Willow posted:A long story, but we need something sweet as gently caress!
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 10:00 |
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boofhead posted:Am I the only one getting neurodivergent vibes from the weekly toilet paper guy? I'm surprised nobody has mentioned it, to me it fits I mean yes, but also as much as the supermarket overwhelms me I am capable of texting my husband "We're out of toilet paper, can you bring some?" instead of making an elaborate plan involving Kleenex and the garbage bin, so I feel like this shouldn't be the only explanation. Also this: ApplesandOranges posted:Wanna bet that if the guy runs out of stuff for his protein shakes then yes, he will brave the indignity of an extra shopping trip that week.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 11:32 |
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boofhead posted:Am I the only one getting neurodivergent vibes from the weekly toilet paper guy? I'm surprised nobody has mentioned it, to me it fits Neurodivergence is not an excuse for being a horrible poo poo goblin.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 12:45 |
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How to get your kid to hate you in one easy step! AITA for not letting my son go to homecoming on my weekend? quote:My son is a freshman and his dad is telling me he wants to go to homecoming but it is 6-10 pm on my saturday (I get him fri night to sunday night). I only see him 4 days a month right now and he only sees his brother on the weekends because my ex took my older son away from me to go live with him when he wasn’t doing good in school with me…
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 13:58 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:How to get your kid to hate you in one easy step! Normally not worth commenting on the grammar of a reddit post, but the stream of consciousness writing along with this line quote:my ex took my older son away from me to go live with him when he wasn’t doing good in school with me…
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 14:09 |
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this isn't the first time we've heard how much OP cares for her children:Hughlander posted:AITA for not helping my ex pay for our older son? i'd say she's well on the way to wondering why her kids vanished on their 18th birthdays
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 14:09 |
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This is my weekend so the three of us are going to sit in the living room and stare at one another.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 14:28 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:How to get your kid to hate you in one easy step! Every time I see a post like this it reminds me of that incredibly sad father/son sketch in monkey dust. God drat, what a horrible heartbreaker that is.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 14:46 |
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:I get overstimulated as gently caress at the grocery store but I still gotta go sometimes when I don’t want to sheesh I find going in with headphones in and using the self shopping cart that this one store has is great. I have to deal with zero people except the person who pulls the camera/tablet/device off the cart while I'm swiping my card at the checkout. I'm also lucky enough to work until 4 so I go right after work and it's not super busy.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 15:20 |
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I just do grocery pickup and then for stuff like incidental small purchases you can do curbside at somewhere like Target. I don’t like wearing headphones in public.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 15:23 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:This is my weekend so the three of us are going to sit in the living room and stare at one another. It's the perfect time for a game of Monopoly.
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 16:06 |
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MajorBonnet posted:It's the perfect time for a game of Monopoly. Hello? CPS? Yes, I have a report to make...
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 16:08 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:I also think that you lot are being far too generous to this bloke by saying he won't can't go to the shops because of anxiety/sensory issues. He buys paper plates and plastic utensils because he hates to wash dishes. He was in a rush to get back to his raid during the tissue situation. Yeah, you read it right.
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