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wizzardstaff: Apr 6, 2018; Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Mr. Lobe posted:

Man I haven't seen a sizzler in 2 decades. There used to be one next to the office where my mom worked in the nowheresville town I'm from, but it closed after 5 years and nowadays that building is an auto parts store. Where even did you find one?

I�m also from nowheresville but I found one when I moved to Portland. It closed a few years later. If only I�d held off a little longer I could have let my dreams stay dreams. But no, I just had to chase that side of Texas toast�

# ? Aug 29, 2021 07:15

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 03:03

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Sizzler is all over Japan and since food quality standards in Japan are higher than the US the food is exactly as good as my idiot child nostalgia remembers it being

# ? Aug 29, 2021 07:19

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

When I was a kid I always preferred Golden Corral to sizzler for my summer vacation right-after-the-beach meals and I still have no idea why.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 07:21

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

We have a local chain up here in PA called HOSS� Steak and Seafood and the garlic bread from their salad bar was the best I�ve ever tasted. Pretty decent shrimp and chicken too, at least at the one I�ve lived near for the better part of two decades :yum:

# ? Aug 29, 2021 07:32

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Kitfox88 posted:

We have a local chain up here in PA called HOSS� Steak and Seafood and the garlic bread from their salad bar was the best I�ve ever tasted. Pretty decent shrimp and chicken too, at least at the one I�ve lived near for the better part of two decades

Do they... do they still cut your name into the hot dogs? :discourse:

# ? Aug 29, 2021 07:59

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

I never got hotdogs there so I dunno

# ? Aug 29, 2021 08:13

Cat Hatter: Oct 24, 2006; Hatters gonna hat.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

My favorite things about Wendys salad bar is when our parents stopped at one on a vacation. They've must've just installed it at the Wendys, because the manager was just sort of hanging around it, making sure everyone enjoyed it and had what they needed. But he also kept up this running banter, like he needed to big-up the salad bar and keep everyone pumped for it.

"Nice, nice salad you've put together there! And look over here, we've got mom comin' up for seconds on the jello! Whoah, and over here we got The Taco Kid with ... 1, 2.... 4 tacos on his plate! THIS KID LOVES HIS TACOS! Three cheers for The Taco Kid!! Nobody miss the garlic bread over at station 2, one of my personal faves! Don't forget, unlimited refills on everything! And... oh my god, already?! The taco kid has powered through this 4 tacos, AND IS COMING BACK FOR MORE! This kid is fueled by tacos, I love this kid!"

He did this for the entire half hour we were there, without stopping for a breath.

P.S. I was The Taco Kid.

I had to scroll back up halfway through this post to see if your username was The Taco Kid and I was reading an origin story.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 08:22

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Bloody Hedgehog in the streets, The Taco Kid between the sheets.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 09:50

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Aug 29, 2021 10:01

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

What the gently caress was up with the "bacon bits" at those old salad bars? They were very very clearly not just little pieces of bacon, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if they had more in common with dog food than actual pig products.

None of that stopped me from piling up my pressed-wood bowl with them and going to town. Remember the pressed wood salad bowls?

# ? Aug 29, 2021 10:05

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

Memento posted:

What the gently caress was up with the "bacon bits" at those old salad bars? They were very very clearly not just little pieces of bacon, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if they had more in common with dog food than actual pig products.

None of that stopped me from piling up my pressed-wood bowl with them and going to town. Remember the pressed wood salad bowls?

Google says soy flour, oil, seasoning, and red dye

# ? Aug 29, 2021 10:13

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

BACOS

man i loved those things

# ? Aug 29, 2021 10:17

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

i have absolutely no idea where this came from

# ? Aug 29, 2021 10:21

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

`Nemesis posted:

This stuff confused the hell out of me when I was in America and had a headache. I went to a pharmacy and tried to find paracetamol, and couldn't. I eventually asked, and was pointed to the acetaminophen.

Unlike every other America vs Elsewhere terminology difference, it turns out both names are short versions of the full chemical name of the stuff, which is n-acetyl-para-aminophenol.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 10:33

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Hyperlynx posted:

This stuff confused the hell out of me when I was in America and had a headache. I went to a pharmacy and tried to find paracetamol, and couldn't. I eventually asked, and was pointed to the acetaminophen.

Unlike every other America vs Elsewhere terminology difference, it turns out both names are short versions of the full chemical name of the stuff, which is n-acetyl-para-aminophenol.

Yeah, lots of post-vaccination talk about "taking some Tylenol" sounded a lot less severe when I found out what that was.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 11:24

Turpitude II: Nov 10, 2014

Paladinus posted:

so having dick AND ball at the same time is torture, but both dick without ball, and ball without dick, is a-ok?

# ? Aug 29, 2021 12:00

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Turpitude II posted:

so having dick AND ball at the same time is torture, but both dick without ball, and ball without dick, is a-ok?

Yep

# ? Aug 29, 2021 12:17

Turpitude II: Nov 10, 2014

# ? Aug 29, 2021 12:29

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

great big cardboard tube posted:

Y'all really making me nostalgic for Sizzler

I had a hankering for Sizzler Breakfast buffet randomly one hungover morning and turned out to be the last day of trading.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 13:23

Peanut Butter: Nov 7, 2011; Wee mannie

Sizzler is the choice

Of america

# ? Aug 29, 2021 13:28

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

When sizzler got rid of the cheese toast I felt like a part of me (the part that was taken to Sizzler by my parents once every few months for the traditional Good Grades Meal) had died.

However I have since learned how to make the cheese toast and I do so regularly. My inner child is at peace

# ? Aug 29, 2021 13:45

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Data Graham posted:

When sizzler got rid of the cheese toast I felt like a part of me (the part that was taken to Sizzler by my parents once every few months for the traditional Good Grades Meal) had died.

However I have since learned how to make the cheese toast and I do so regularly. My inner child is at peace

Woolies sell it 'Pan Bread'

# ? Aug 29, 2021 14:00

Ringo Star Get: Sep 18, 2006; JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT

Old Country Buffet was our jam out in Illinois, and I remember one being next to a Froster Putter. I�d ask to have a birthday at either of them but we never did.

I would take a bread roll, carve it out hollow, and then put mashed potatoes and corn in it. Called it corn bread. I thought I was a genius food creator.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 14:02

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ringo Star Get posted:

Old Country Buffet was our jam out in Illinois, and I remember one being next to a Froster Putter. I’d ask to have a birthday at either of them but we never did.

I would take a bread roll, carve it out hollow, and then put mashed potatoes and corn in it. Called it corn bread. I thought I was a genius food creator.

Every Friday after bowling my grandparents would take me out to Old Country Buffet (in Michigan). I would get so much poo poo - ham, fries, fried chicken, fried fish. It was incredible

But the best thing I got was this little square of chocolate cake. I would take it and then I would pour chocolate, strawberry and butterscotch syrup all over and make it drown in that. I can't understand now how I ate that, but the memory always brings a smile to my face :unsmith:

# ? Aug 29, 2021 14:38

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Kitfox88 posted:

We have a local chain up here in PA called HOSS’ Steak and Seafood and the garlic bread from their salad bar was the best I’ve ever tasted. Pretty decent shrimp and chicken too, at least at the one I’ve lived near for the better part of two decades

Hoss' was our go to dinner every year on move in weekend at Penn State.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 14:57

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

I get lunch with a friend on Wednesdays and the day before when we try to figure out where to go I always as a joke suggest a restaurant that's semi-defunct and out of the way, like Sizzler, Luby's, and Rainforest Cafe.

That's a meme of sorts, I guess.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 14:59

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Ringo Star Get posted:

Froster Putter.

I can't stop laughing at this name, like wtf

# ? Aug 29, 2021 15:40

PizzaProwler: Nov 4, 2009; Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 15:53

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Hoss' was our go to dinner every year on move in weekend at Penn State.

I went there once and got a huge moth in my salad-bar salad. the server was horrified when I showed her, but, like, sometimes there's a moth in stuff, you know?

the food in general was lovely, but I knew what I was in for when they asked if I wanted to add a steak to my order for $1. also, the moth was undercooked.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 15:59

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

PizzaProwler posted:

this is like my all day breakfast tbh, esp if it's weed instead of a cigg.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 15:59

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Ringo Star Get posted:

Old Country Buffet was our jam out in Illinois, and I remember one being next to a Froster Putter. I�d ask to have a birthday at either of them but we never did.

I would take a bread roll, carve it out hollow, and then put mashed potatoes and corn in it. Called it corn bread. I thought I was a genius food creator.

you cornholed a bread

# ? Aug 29, 2021 16:24

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

good news, everybody

# ? Aug 29, 2021 16:29

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Mauser posted:

ok i looked for it and didn't find it so here's some oc

Shouldn't the labels be the other way round?

# ? Aug 29, 2021 16:36

hazardousmouse: Dec 17, 2010

The outlet isn't stabbing anyone with anything

# ? Aug 29, 2021 17:53

Killer robot: Sep 6, 2010; I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!; Pillbug

# ? Aug 29, 2021 17:59

beefart: Jul 5, 2007; IT'S ON THE HOUSE OF AMON
~grandmaaaaaaa~

Samovar posted:

Shouldn't the labels be the other way round?

If I recall correctly she gets the poo poo shocked out of her when she stabs him

# ? Aug 29, 2021 18:00

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Killer robot posted:

Tasteless

# ? Aug 29, 2021 18:08

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

# ? Aug 29, 2021 18:13

pseudorandom: Jun 16, 2010; Yam Slacker

GlobglogGroAbgalab posted:

Does anyone have that picture of goatse from the butt�s POV handy? Tia

This is obviously :nws:

https://i.imgur.com/ONwpLXB.jpg :nws:

Lakedaimon posted:

I always think of this bit from George Carlin:

Speaking of delusional people, what about a guy who hears a voice in his head that tells him to kill his entire family so he does it? Is that the only thing a voice in the head ever tells these people to do - to kill others? Dosent a voice ever tell a guy "go take a poo poo on the salad bar at Wendy's"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyM6VqRGwCY