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Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Space Taxi posted:

I don't think it's even the first time Jack has whined about ad block. He doesn't realise that complaining about ad block just makes him seem like a douche. Especially when they are getting money from subscriptions and dorks tipping to get their comments read.

Jack is disgustingly pro capitalism. Rich is a staunch nationalist who believes in the purity of blood.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Capntastic posted:

Jack's day job was like, making youtube content right? Seems like conflict of interest (I am conflicted that anyone has interest in Pre-Rec)

I think he was an editor for Funny Or Die.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yug posted:

Jack is disgustingly pro capitalism. Rich is a staunch nationalist who believes in the purity of blood.

Explains Rich's wife.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

oohhboy posted:

Explains Rich's wife.

What could be purer than mating with the female version of yourself. Purest bloodlines.

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Their children will be blonde, blue eyed super nerds.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Space Taxi posted:

Their children will be blonde, blue eyed super nerds.

you'll never know they're blonde because they will all be balding

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Karen will give birth to a fully formed adult Rich Evans just like in Xtro.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Space Taxi posted:

Their children will be blonde, blue eyed super nerds.

Don't forget fat, fat people beget fat kids

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Yug posted:

Karen will give birth to a fully formed adult Rich Evans just like in Xtro.

And you will give birth to an autismo just like you ;p

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Every morning they will hail a framed picture of Nimoy before going off to work their Twitch streams for the Fatherland.

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Rich is 38, Karen I assume is similar. By the time those perma-engaded nerds get married, Karen's ovaries will have dried up into crusty, powdery husks, like a pair of their beloved Cheetos.

Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Apr 24, 2017

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Space Taxi posted:

Rich is 38, Karen I assume is similar. By the time those perma-engaded nerds get married, Karen's ovaries will have dried up into crusty, powdery husks, like a pair of their beloved Cheetos.

I can;t even begin to imagine the level of autistic screeching Rich's hosed up babies will be able to achieve.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Rich is 38?!?!! Wow

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
he doesn't look a day over 50

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016

Yug posted:

I can;t even begin to imagine the level of autistic screeching Rich's hosed up babies will be able to achieve.

And these babies will inherit Rich's superhuman vocal volume, so that screeching will shatter glass.

The more I think about it, more I realise this union must never take place. This offspring will be patient zero for the next stage of nerd evolution.

If we don't do something now, humanity as we know it will fall.

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006

Yug posted:

Jack is disgustingly pro capitalism.

Which is really weird because he's very progressive in everything else.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

I Am A Robot posted:

Which is really weird because he's very progressive in everything else.

That's not weird at all.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

I don't think it's the end of the world to shut off your ad blocker for shows you enjoy

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
What about shows you barely tolerate?

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Space Taxi posted:

What about shows you barely tolerate?

gently caress those guys

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
If they can't exist with adblock then it sounds like the market is correcting itself :smuggo:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Space Taxi posted:

Rich is 38, Karen I assume is similar. By the time those perma-engaded nerds get married, Karen's ovaries will have dried up into crusty, powdery husks, like a pair of their beloved Cheetos.

I'm glad of it

we do not need more of their kind in this world (humans)

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Space Taxi posted:

I don't think it's even the first time Jack has whined about ad block. He doesn't realise that complaining about ad block just makes him seem like a douche. Especially when they are getting money from subscriptions and dorks tipping to get their comments read.

But they have such huge, unavoidable expenses that come with sitting around, being a goddamn social parasite.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

powerful sex moves posted:

Sir, are you lost? That post you just quoted is from September.

yeah that was my point, comic books are not only stupid, but outdated

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Did someone find one of the RML dudes tindr account?

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Ups_rail posted:

Did someone find one of the RML dudes tindr account?

i've got jay on grindr but so does half of wisconsin

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

You ever tried browsing the internet without adblock? I have gig fiber and it takes like 47 years to load a new york times article.

Jack can shove his swinging donkey dick up his rear end and take a piss if he thinks I'm disabling adblock.

I used to not have adblock on my work chrome profile. One day I was doing research and had some poo poo article on some poo poo gossip website up. I left the browser open while I went to lunch. When I got back my entire laptop had been slowed down to a nonfunctional crawl. 100% CPU usage and gigs and gigs of RAM in use, entirely from that one tab. Closed it and everything was fine again.

Never not use adblock.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


What's with all the mean spirited stuff with regards to Rich?

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

parallelodad posted:

What's with all the mean spirited stuff with regards to Rich?

It's because he married himself I think.

I still believe he is a national treasure.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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parallelodad posted:

What's with all the mean spirited stuff with regards to Rich?

Everyone is mean to Rich, including his best friends

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

parallelodad posted:

What's with all the mean spirited stuff with regards to Rich?

He is a poo poo person and a good example of how eugenics had some good points to make

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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It's called Tinder not Tindr you fuckboys

you total drat fuckbois

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I'm just saying if I were Rich, and this is the conversation I see about myself on the internet, I'd probably pull a Jesse and peace out.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Rich aint no bitch

I don't mean that misogynistically, I just mean he can take it, like a man

i don't mean that misogynistically either

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Ok. Then why are you insulting his fiancee? She's not a member of RLM and isn't some extension of Rich. There's zero reason to talk poo poo about this person.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

parallelodad posted:

Ok. Then why are you insulting his fiancee? She's not a member of RLM and isn't some extension of Rich. There's zero reason to talk poo poo about this person.

actually the fact that she looks like female rich is pretty funny

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Rich has the ideal human body. His fiancée should be flattered.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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parallelodad posted:

Ok. Then why are you insulting his fiancee? She's not a member of RLM and isn't some extension of Rich. There's zero reason to talk poo poo about this person.

I havent even talked about rich wife in recent memory

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I whitelist sites I like

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Zzulu posted:

Rich aint no bitch

I don't mean that misogynistically, I just mean he can take it, like a man

i don't mean that misogynistically either

Speaking as a member of the Jay community, this post makes no sense. Bitches are way better at taking it than men.

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