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Zzulu posted:So, is this "Drak" bangable? I've always wanted to know how you're supposed to kiss a Krogan very carefully haha E 
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To scratch the space opera itch til this comes out I've been playing Technomancer and am really, really enjoying it. It definitely has a few rough edges but it feels like Dune meets Witcher 3 in a lot of ways and some of the character writing is Legit. Not too far yet but yeah, anyone wanting some sci fi action RPG while we wait for Andromeda it's worth giving a go.
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Lotta people prudish about videogame space bangin' itt
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Kurtofan posted:edi can make boobs for the geth race *strokes neckbeard in contemplative thought* *slowly moves finger from "destroy all geth" button to "destroy all quarians" button*
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Hedrigall posted:Lotta people prudish about videogame space bangin' itt Not even that, just that taking pride in computer boobs is  by any margin.
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Feb 27, 2017 14:12
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Zzulu posted:*strokes neckbeard in contemplative thought* lol if you deprive the galaxy of maximum boobs by not saving both
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Feb 27, 2017 14:17
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*strokes neckbeard in contemplative thought* *slowly moves finger to unbutton pants*
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Feb 27, 2017 14:25
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If the geth made platforms that looked like Edi the quarians would have gone extinct hundreds of years ago from space neckbeard indifference to their plight.
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Feb 27, 2017 14:28
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"Commander, we do not understand why you are adding a silicone gel based apparatus modeled after human mammary glands to this platform. Nor have we consensus on the purpose of a 'fleshlight."
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Feb 27, 2017 14:53
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My Geth Girlfriend Can't Be This Modular!? A Mass Effect Visual Novel.
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Feb 27, 2017 14:55
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Banged in the Butt by my Boyfriend Geth Prime Mobile Platform by Chuck Tingle, Spectre
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Feb 27, 2017 15:01
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infinite stamina, son
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My god the sperg levels were through the roof for the past 5 pages. What a good read this morning. Grgehahgshg ANDROMEDA INITIATIVE *SLAMS FIST INTO KEYBOARD AND DAMAGED DRYWALL SCARING MY COLLECTION OF LIZARDS WHO UNDERSTAND ME
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Feb 27, 2017 15:09
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Oops, not supposed to be all caps but apropos.
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Feb 27, 2017 15:10
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*hears piston noises from bathroom* Legion you're not jerking off in my captains toilet again are you
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Feb 27, 2017 15:16
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*that slow dawning moment of horror when you realize that you were the only one joking about loving aliens, and everybody itt is the tali sweat guy incarnate*
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I'm more of a robot sweat guy *licks machinery lubricant sweat off geth colossus* *gets cancer*
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Feb 27, 2017 15:19
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I here there is now a dong slider for small/average but the large is dlc. Confirm or deny
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Feb 27, 2017 15:24
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neonbregna posted:I here there is now a dong slider for small/average but the large is dlc. Confirm or deny First horse armour, now horse cocks. 
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we like to laugh and have a good time here but i've spent enough time on this forum and the internet at large to realize that about 80% of the joking about being super into loving bioware characters is actually not joking at all
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exquisite tea posted:*that slow dawning moment of horror when you realize that you were the only one joking about loving aliens, and everybody itt is the tali sweat guy incarnate* Honestly, I'm really vanilla and just want to see my Ryder dude get with Liam. Boy is fine. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Feb 27, 2017 15:29
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exquisite tea posted:*that slow dawning moment of horror when you realize that you were the only one joking about loving aliens, and everybody itt is the tali sweat guy incarnate* With turians it's more "shedding chitinous integumentary flakes" than "sweating" 
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Feb 27, 2017 15:35
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The_Doctor posted:Honestly, I'm really vanilla and just want to see my Ryder dude get with Liam. Boy is fine. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Seconded! I just hope Andromeda has a better final boss fight than vanilla Inquisition, that was a bit disappointing.
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Feb 27, 2017 15:37
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Hedrigall posted:With turians it's more "shedding chitinous integumentary flakes" than "sweating" You're really kind of gross and it's legit creepy how much you announce getting your rocks off to cartoon alien birds.
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Feb 27, 2017 15:41
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Torrannor posted:Seconded! Have you seen Liam's face model? Meet Nicholas-Gregory Huffman  
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Feb 27, 2017 15:44
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exquisite tea posted:You're really kind of gross and it's legit creepy how much you announce getting your rocks off to cartoon alien birds. Oh jeez you just rocked me to the core I have a lot of self reflection to do now
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exquisite tea posted:You're really kind of gross and it's legit creepy how much you announce getting your rocks off to cartoon alien birds. i have a distinct memory of back in the heyday of mass effect 2's thread on this very forum there was a guy who took unabashed pride in playing through it literally over 20 times (i think he was cycling through every permutation of every class, gender, romantic partner, and living/dead crew?), claiming that he never to skipped any dialogue whatsoever. i assume he's dead now
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There sure is a lot of drama in this internet comedy forum I mean come on, the golden globes know to keep them separate
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Hedrigall posted:With turians it's more "shedding chitinous integumentary flakes" than "sweating" Mmm I put those flakes in a pepper-grinder and grind them all over my nude body. "Yes good, we are proud of that." -Aaryn
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exquisite tea posted:You're really kind of gross and it's legit creepy how much you announce getting your rocks off to cartoon alien birds. Hedrigall is the best poster in this thread hth
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Cowcaster posted:i have a distinct memory of back in the heyday of mass effect 2's thread on this very forum there was a guy who took unabashed pride in playing through it literally over 20 times (i think he was cycling through every permutation of every class, gender, romantic partner, and living/dead crew?), claiming that he never to skipped any dialogue whatsoever. i assume he's dead now I can't remember his name either but I think his pinnacle was playing an adapt that didn't use any biotics, just a pistol. On the highest difficulty.
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ijyt posted:Hedrigall is the best poster in this thread hth Awwww  Everyone, ignore that we both have Zootopia userpics
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Feb 27, 2017 15:55
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lets autistically discuss the properties of heatsinks instead and how easily they fit in almost every orifice
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The_Doctor posted:Have you seen Liam's face model? Meet Nicholas-Gregory Huffman Liam will be the first human in any ME game I have plans to romance. He's gorgeous and his description sounds like he'll be adorable. Also who gives a poo poo if people genuinely enjoy the fantasy romance aspect of the games?  Why is violence preferable to romance? I'm glad Bioware lets us have both.
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Cowcaster posted:i have a distinct memory of back in the heyday of mass effect 2's thread on this very forum there was a guy who took unabashed pride in playing through it literally over 20 times (i think he was cycling through every permutation of every class, gender, romantic partner, and living/dead crew?), claiming that he never to skipped any dialogue whatsoever. i assume he's dead now Magimix? They're still alive replaying other games to death 
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Feb 27, 2017 15:58
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I'm not banging anyone in Andromeda because if Dick Ryder is anything, it's celibate.
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exquisite tea posted:You're really kind of gross and it's legit creepy how much you announce getting your rocks off to cartoon alien birds. High praise indeed for that effort. I also appreciated it.
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exquisite tea posted:*that slow dawning moment of horror when you realize that you were the only one joking about loving aliens, and everybody itt is the tali sweat guy incarnate* For me, this moment took place over the last six years or so.
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orcane posted:Magimix? They're still alive replaying other games to death No, he died. He's dead.
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