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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I think Vulgar Talking Yam might be the best description of Trump I have heard so far, :laffo:

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Zelder
Jan 4, 2012


there's nothing incompatible between "trump is a vulgar talking yam" and "ted cruz is a pussy"

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Zelder posted:

there's nothing incompatible between "trump is a vulgar talking yam" and "ted cruz is a pussy"

It's kinda insulting to both talking yams and pussies, I think.

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

Montasque posted:

Cruz campaign dropped this hot ad just in time for Trump's big win!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onUaRyvfv1A

I'm the house being destroyed

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcAaertdaQk

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Maybe it's stronger in the US than it is in Canada? I wouldn't use it around mixed company I wasn't familiar with, and dropping that in a professional situation would generally be seriously discouraged. It's not the worst of words, but the misogynistic implications can make it sticky and especially aren't exactly appropriate for someone running for public office.

I'd use it in mixed company, but not in a professional situation, because I wouldn't use pejorative terms at all. Other people have used it in professional situations around me, but I try to keep things as uncontroversial as possible in a professional context. In terms of being a wuss, I'd associate "pussy" more with "cute little kitten" than "bearded clam."

Compared to literally everything else Trump has said, "pussy" is positively adorable.

Kevin Bloody Wilson wrote the song "Can't Say oval office in Canada." He should write a follow up: "Can't Say Pussy in 'Murica"

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Didn't see this yet

https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/697277479715782657

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

There's a third "will never happen again" that isn't highlighted :laugh:

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013


:cawg:
dear god he keeps shooting himself in the foot!

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
It's on me. It is on me.

Will never happen again. Will never happen again. ... Will never happen again.

It's not about me. It's not about.. it is about.. it's about..

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


I am imagining some kind of Max Headroom glitch when he repeats himself.

"That will never happen again- vrrbwbwbwbb- will never happen agAIN gain"

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Cleveland to be born?

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

I know he's young and inexperienced but how can a grown man fail this badly? He's burned bridges with the senate and torpedoed his campaign

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Brannock posted:

It's on me. It is on me.

Will never happen again. Will never happen again. ... Will never happen again.

It's not about me. It's not about.. it is about.. it's about..

Go and listen to Trump's victory speech.

Or most of them. Repeating things to drive them home is a pretty common rhetorical tactic.


... rubio is just really bad

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009


Rubio realizing his mistake slurps water hastily

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
In this moment, I am euphoric.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger
I talk to an Anybody-But-Trump lifelong Republican voter who thinks it's a shame that floppy haired orange clown (this phrase, or a slight variation meant to convey "clown" is the only phrase they'll use to address Trump in any context) was just so mean to Jeb, because he would have done such a good job actually solving the problems in this country. Their interpretation of what Rubio does in his speeches is "he's just repeating what he actually believes the way you tell a small child not to stick their finger in the electrical socket."

Zohar
Jul 14, 2013

Good kitty

Schnorkles posted:

Go and listen to Trump's victory speech.

Or most of them. Repeating things to drive them home is a pretty common rhetorical tactic.


... rubio is just really bad

Unlike DISPEL this would be fairly normal from anyone else, but because it's rubio lol

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Chuck Todd says the SC race will be "a Tarantino movie" :getin:

Gerbil_Pen
Apr 6, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
So how many candidates can run on the independent ticket?

thethreeman
May 10, 2008
Fallen Rib
3rd/4th/5th places getting very close as it comes down to the wire


82%, 246 of 300 precincts reporting... Bush overtaking Cruz would be huge for storyline, as would Rubio overtaking Bush

oops wrong thread but I'll leave it here

thethreeman fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Feb 10, 2016

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Jeb! is super pumped about his 4th place.

He's ready to move on to SC where he hopes to finish third!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Schnorkles posted:

Go and listen to Trump's victory speech.

Or most of them. Repeating things to drive them home is a pretty common rhetorical tactic.


... rubio is just really bad

There's repeating a phrase and then there's repeating two sentences verbatim during entirely different conversations.

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

Montasque posted:

Jeb! is super pumped about his 4th place.

He's ready to move on to SC where he hopes to finish third!

Ah yes, the 6-4-3-2-1 strategy.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Megyn Kelly just broke that Jeb! is plotting a scorched earth policy on Kasich and Rubio in South Carolina.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Montasque posted:

Jeb! is super pumped about his 4th place.

He's ready to move on to SC where he hopes to finish third!

The 6-4-3-2-1 strategy going strong

efb

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



So I guess Marco is actual the mythical Echo attempting to ensnare Narcissus?

I don't think I need to make the analogy of who Narcissus is.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Montasque posted:

Megyn Kelly just broke that Jeb! is plotting a scorched earth policy on Kasich and Rubio in South Carolina.

I love how absolutely no one is bothering to attack Trump, they're just sabotaging each other in a frenzied attempt to gain the establishment support

TRUMP!

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin

Montasque posted:

Megyn Kelly just broke that Jeb! is plotting a scorched earth policy on Kasich and Rubio in South Carolina.
An endorsement from Christie will go a long way. I'm sure the call has already been placed and the offer for AG extended.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Montasque posted:

Megyn Kelly just broke that Jeb! is plotting a scorched earth policy on Kasich and Rubio in South Carolina.

That's been Jeb's strategy the whole time, though.

By the way, a lot of Jeb's donors maxed out to him back in July. Even if Jeb catches fire again, they can shovel money to Right to Rise, but not to his campaign. Just a fun think to think about.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Montasque posted:

Megyn Kelly just broke that Jeb! is plotting a scorched earth policy on Kasich and Rubio in South Carolina.

Lol JEB!

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
Rubio lies on the battlefield. He is bleeding out. He coughs up blood as he considers his blade, which has snapped in half. He lies among the many dead as smoke drifts across the battlefield

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
someday, this election is gonna end

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Montasque posted:

Megyn Kelly just broke that Jeb! is plotting a scorched earth policy on Kasich and Rubio in South Carolina.

Just another ~40 million!

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

someday, this election is gonna end

And then I can dream about the wonders of the 2020 election!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

someday, this election is gonna end

And god willing I won't be alive to see it

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Cantorsdust posted:

And then I can dream about the wonders of the 2020 election!

Will 2020 have a crazy Reality TV star billionaire and a loveable grumpy Jewish grandpa?

What I am trying to say is how do you top this?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

someday, this election is gonna end

It ended Saturday night. Cruz won

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NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Game Change 3 is going to be a ridiculous ride.

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