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Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
Yeah I agree. Tito has looked bad for so long and has been injury riddled forever but chaels been out even longer. I feel like Tito won't have much success in MMA any more whereas Chael could still put together a title run in bellator. I think if chael comes out and destroys tito there could be some sweet matchups for him at middleweight. He wants to do it over multiple weighclasses but I don't think he'd have much success in LHW. Davis or King Mo would shut him down pretty hard and end his hype. He needs to be more dangerous with his standup imo.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I was going to say at least Chael has an age advantage, but Tito is actually less than two years older than Chael and only had his first fight two months before Chael's, in March 97 to Chael's May 97. I would not have guessed they were that close. I guess I as a casual fan became aware of Tito much earlier than Sonnen.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

I was going to say at least Chael has an age advantage, but Tito is actually less than two years older than Chael and only had his first fight two months before Chael's, in March 97 to Chael's May 97. I would not have guessed they were that close. I guess I as a casual fan became aware of Tito much earlier than Sonnen.

It ain't the age it's the chemist and the miles at this point.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Kikuno is a good fighter who chose to be bad

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


He resled at organ state oniversity.

chance for me to get a noppoertunity to get that revenge back.

for him to put a bad name among the rest of us fight it show the weakness of the hart tat he has.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
sorry for spoilers but omigawa hit a loving streets of rage rear end sacrifice throw

https://twitter.com/GrabakaHitman/status/789439797148332037

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
Yeah thats called a tomoe nage, and its great against an opponent who relentlessly pushes forward or has their weight forward all the time.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
So this is happening tonight. https://twitter.com/bellatormma/status/789605948310552576

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Chael: Tito's head is so big it's domestic terrorism
Tito: Ladium gentle were gonna I'm really fi-uh as, train it's gonna be fighting Chilli Songing only here in Blettor on the spikey tv show in Janury

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

This was every bit as embarassing as you're picturing

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Tito said that Chael was going to feel what Tito Ortiz feels like, and his last action was to crush an apple juice box in menacing fashion

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Ashikan judan posted:

This was every bit as embarassing as you're picturing

Tito Ortiz posted:

All I hear is gas comin' outta your rear end. And it's not his butt.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


https://streamable.com/jpsd

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



gas coming out of his rear end and not his butt

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I'm officially concerned. I do not want to live in a world with Kendall Grove, MMA champion.

E: *whew*, bullet dodged

Nice to see Big John let Grove get pounded there.

Wise Learned Man fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Oct 22, 2016

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

ahhhhhahahahahaha

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
It's unfortunate that Tito wasn't on a live mic but the pre-taped nature means that he probably sat and thought a long time about how he would end the debate by smashing a Juicy Juice box

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

drat tito

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
lmao. is his eye getting ever lazier than before?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Tito noooo

His head is just phenomenal I always forget just how enormous it is.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

poo poo Tito is bad at trashing talking and talking in general.

Was Tito ever a good trash talker back in his early days? Wasn't into MMA at that time enough to see.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
He called people gay early on, so yeah, for the time, he was one of the greats.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dan Didio posted:

He called people gay early on, so yeah, for the time, he was one of the greats.

hahaha

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

lmfao

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


CommonShore posted:

gas coming out of his rear end and not his butt

New thread title.

Why are they making it look like they're not in the same studio?
Why did Tito Ortiz call Chael Sonnen a carton of "Juicy Juice"

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Why did Tito Ortiz call Chael Sonnen a carton of "Juicy Juice"

something something steroids, I assume

It's probably a vicious sick burn if your brain is inside Tito Ortiz' head.

John Mirra
Dec 18, 2005

Digital Jedi posted:

poo poo Tito is bad at trashing talking and talking in general.

Was Tito ever a good trash talker back in his early days? Wasn't into MMA at that time enough to see.

Tito thought it was the height of wit to call Guy Mezger "Gay" Mezger

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Memento posted:

something something steroids, I assume

It's probably a vicious sick burn if your brain is inside Tito Ortiz' head.

It's still lame, but that's definitely too deep for Tito Ortiz

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
nothing succinctly explains quite how bad the seg "dark era" was than knowing tito ortiz was a dominant champion, darling media face of the company, and seen as a charismatic trash talker

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Even TNA promos are embarrassed by that one

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Someone (probably Lobster) needs to do a supercut of him saying that and then the scared but confused reactions from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRAdWcfpM_Y&t=258s

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

Someone (probably Lobster) needs to do a supercut of him saying that and then the scared but confused reactions from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRAdWcfpM_Y&t=258s

i did what i could

https://streamable.com/813l

https://vine.co/v/5wPUFJnW1mW

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

Triticum Guzzler posted:

nothing succinctly explains quite how bad the seg "dark era" was than knowing tito ortiz was a dominant champion, darling media face of the company, and seen as a charismatic trash talker

Its so crazy to know that tito ortiz kept the ufc from going broke basically given how bad he sucks at everything.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

it's more beautiful than i expected it to be, thanks

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
So, is Lashley actually good, or is he just fighting mediocre opponents?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Say Nothing posted:

So, is Lashley actually good, or is he just fighting mediocre opponents?

He's probably pretty decent but he's definitely fighting mediocre opponents.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Ashikan judan posted:

https://twitter.com/ChaelSonnen/status/790005458140409857

Chael has been doing this all day but this one made me chuckle

EDIT: poo poo, wrong thread.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://mobile.twitter.com/ShaneCarwin/status/789991380898582529

I'm down

Biafraid
Jan 31, 2008

yeah.

Oh man, poor Fedor

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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



Not kidding about "this one" because all the rest are whiffs

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