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Two pieces of lovely business. Someone’s been having a lot of safe sex on the ship and keeps flushing the condoms. Unbelievable. The garbage can is like 3ft away. gently caress you. Also heritage months are secured. Not sure what I’m gonna do with these hula hoops and darts now. Guess we’ll just rename the game “spear the running injun” and have fun anyways.
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lightpole posted:Make a ship wide announcement whenever you have a drill or accountability meeting and tell them the MSD is separated into tanks according to berthing and you know who it is. gently caress those guys. That would be a good plan if we hadn’t had relentless surface warfare training and even the idiots know we just have one tank for black and grey water this stupid loving ship.
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Geizkragen posted:"relentless surface warfare training" = potty training? It is now. I volunteered to show the phantom condom jacker how to jerk off in the head with tissue but was turned down by the triad.
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A few people on my boat used condoms for masturbation, which briefly confused leadership into thinking people were having sex.
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And to be fair I forwarded the idea it could be someone putting the condom on a foxtail handle to cover both men and woman on the ship either together or separately.
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LingcodKilla posted:Someone’s been having a lot of safe sex on the ship and keeps flushing the condoms. Unbelievable. The garbage can is like 3ft away. gently caress you. Its shame not distance. A tale as old as time, people flushing the wrong stuff down marine toilets though. Someone write a proceedings article suggesting a toilet design with two flush levers that must be actuated at the same time over 6 feet apart so commands can institute a system to log logs with two person integrity. Both persons have to review the deposit prior to submission and sign off that it doesn't contain inappropriate foreign material.
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piL posted:Its shame not distance. Marine head is clogged. HTs investigate. Macerator siezed. Tear down macerator. Find a Barbie doll in it. Shame made that Marine flush his Barbie.
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Nov 6, 2020 17:20
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My two afloats we were berthed in Snipes Castle. I loving hated all of them (as they hated us) but we always had hot water and working shitters
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piL posted:Its shame not distance. They would just send it down the sink instead or something. Like you said, shame is a strong motivator. My preference would be for flushable tampons, condoms and paper towels as the same thing happens ashore.
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piL posted:Its shame not distance. This is a good idea and I have a lot of free time. Log gazing can’t be much different than meat gazing.
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Just FYI, noted dead Navy guy John McCain finally scored a kill today.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Just FYI, noted dead Navy guy John McCain finally scored a kill today. 
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Did I imagine this, or did the navy.mil homepage have a big photo of the USS John S. McCain featured on Election Day? Epic troll if they did.
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/defense_news/status/1324788427133538304 It's a wonderment that both classes of LCS seem equally snakebit.
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/defense_news/status/1324788427133538304 Block buy bitches, hahaha haha. Glad I only have to send off 4 more of them and then work on frigates. Also all the topside stuff is fine so don't look at me.
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PneumonicBook posted:Block buy bitches, hahaha haha. Don't forget the blatant use of Dubya's approval rating and 9/11 fervor to fast-track the LCS and JSF buys.
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babyeatingpsychopath posted:Marine head is clogged. HTs investigate. Macerator siezed. Tear down macerator. Find a Barbie doll in it. I had to do this and when we eventually found the blockage it was a flip flop.
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A-gang had to do a tear down of the san system once on my boat. Some dude flushed a pair of his skivvies. With his name stenciled on them.
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Had a really cool Navy day. I got to sit in on my first counseling chit today. Also we found some evidence of loving going on in the known "gently caress shack" on the ship. Gross, and they managed to break some cabling while flopping around.
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They're grooming you for command Crab Dad
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First reservist MCPON
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Fuckshack is just another word for "fanroom" right?
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https://twitter.com/NavalInstitute/status/1325828398200074240?s=20 Great movie
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Lou Takki posted:Fuckshack is just another word for "fanroom" right? Eh on my ship its the helicopter watch room. Very romantic sweeping view of the flight deck. The counseling was on a sailor coming up the gangway with a open beer on hand. He ended up shotgunning it and tossing the bottle over his shoulder before trying to argue that it was just glasssss maaaaaan. >.<
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LingcodKilla posted:Eh on my ship its the helicopter watch room. Very romantic sweeping view of the flight deck. It be a real shame if someone forgot to secure the 21JZ.
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piL posted:It be a real shame if someone forgot to secure the 21JZ. Or if you actually bump the switch for the AFFF sprinklers on the flight deck...
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LingcodKilla posted:Eh on my ship its the helicopter watch room. Very romantic sweeping view of the flight deck. People who litter are literally the worst.
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Speaking of human garbage, my old unit had a Sailor test positive for COVID. So he's at home and they proceeded to not alert the command or do any contact tracing or anything beyond "business as usual". So cool! Is there a system in place for informing big Navy when their commands just gently caress off USN and DoD policy re: COVID?
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maffew buildings posted:Speaking of human garbage, my old unit had a Sailor test positive for COVID. So he's at home and they proceeded to not alert the command or do any contact tracing or anything beyond "business as usual". So cool! Is there a system in place for informing big Navy when their commands just gently caress off USN and DoD policy re: COVID? I know someone who might help, check PMs.
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And here I was trying to find the public health nurses info.
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Barnacle Snatcher posted:Submitted my waiver on 11Sep to my command. Wouldve earlier, but was told that our ISIC was super backlogged and to wait. Set to transfer from a ship to shore command, I do have a school en route that classes up on 03Jan, but it's Instructor School at the same base. Our BBD is all kinds of hosed up, and we're gapped a few billets(none of which I have, mind you). I suppose nothing is certain, but it makes planning a huge pain in the rear end. Last I heard, my waiver was at CNSP, but people do say theyve been getting theirs back very close to when they leave. I guess we'll see what happens. Waiver denied, 3 days before we pull into homeport and Im supposed to walk off the ship. FML Wouldve been nice if they told me a definitive answer before my wife put in her resignation with her job. Trying to get my emotions in order, of course I found out as I assume midwatch, so no one is awake that I can talk to about it. gently caress this.
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Barnacle Snatcher posted:Waiver denied, 3 days before we pull into homeport and Im supposed to walk off the ship. FML Sorry to hear, that’s lovely.
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