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mercenarynuker posted:That funky monkey Put your left leg down, your right leg up Tilt your head back and touch its nuts
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Jan 23, 2022 09:10
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dog nougat posted:I hope this one of those things where the balls were originally painted blue, but people kept touching them and wore the paint off.
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Jan 23, 2022 09:57
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Soul Dentist posted:Please post that picture here in this thread ty Normal Mr. Tayto  He's friendly, polite, calm Insane Mr Tayto  GONNA EAT YER KIDS!!!
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Jan 23, 2022 09:59
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Jan 23, 2022 10:10
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A solid gold bean with a "street value" of exactly one million dollars
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Jan 23, 2022 10:24
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Pookah posted:Normal Mr. Tayto Sociopath vs psychopath. Don't discount those beady little black pits for eyes
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Jan 23, 2022 11:08
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Pookah posted:Normal Mr. Tayto mind you northern mr tayto looks like an orangeman asking a question on Nolan
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Jan 23, 2022 11:14
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Who was this about?
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Jan 23, 2022 13:18
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https://twitter.com/c0nc0rdance/status/1484895108688498692?s=20
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Jan 23, 2022 13:23
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The Dawn of Everything. 
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Jan 23, 2022 13:27
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Jan 23, 2022 14:00
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The chud mindset wrt that is "Well I never had spices and warmth, so why should you?!" *votes to ban heating, dies in the cold*
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Jan 23, 2022 14:26
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Samovar posted:Who was this about? Alex Berenson, widely mocked as 'The Pandemic's Wrongest Man'; he's a hack novelist and anti-vax hot-take machine who is (was?) suing twitter for banning him. https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/04/pandemics-wrongest-man/618475/
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Jan 23, 2022 14:30
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jesus WEP posted:always thought it a bit ironic that southern mr tayto looks like an orangeman I'm glad I'm not the only person who keeps thinking this.
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Jan 23, 2022 16:37
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Rascar Capac posted:The Dawn of Everything. Great. Every time I eat like 13th century royalty I'll be imagining this. PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 19:01 on Jan 23, 2022 |
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Jan 23, 2022 18:09
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OwlFancier posted:I'm glad I'm not the only person who keeps thinking this. Wrong hat tho
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Jan 23, 2022 18:50
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If you go to a bar on a Saturday night, chug some shots, eat some nachos, smoke a cigarette outside, and then piss into a flush toilet, you've already reached greater heights of hedonism and sybaritic excess in one single evening than any of the greatest Emperors of Rome or Pharaohs of Egypt managed to do in an entire lifetime.
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Jan 23, 2022 19:04
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:If you go to a bar on a Saturday night, chug some shots, eat some nachos and chicken tenders, smoke a cigarette outside, and then piss into a flush toilet, you've already reached greater heights of hedonism and sybaritic excess in one single evening than any of the greatest Emperors of Rome or Pharaohs of Egypt managed to do in an entire lifetime. Oh word?
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Jan 23, 2022 19:05
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:If you go to a bar on a Saturday night, chug some shots, eat some nachos, smoke a cigarette outside, and then piss into a flush toilet, you've already reached greater heights of hedonism and sybaritic excess in one single evening than any of the greatest Emperors of Rome or Pharaohs of Egypt managed to do in an entire lifetime. It's like that one tweet about how we have experienced more extreme nacho flavor from one dorito than someone from the 13th century ever would have in their entire life time. The tweet was made to be funny but gently caress man, I eat better than emperors of old and that's wild to think about.
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Jan 23, 2022 19:06
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I bet that dumbass Magellan thought he traveled some miles on a human scale. But if you laid out miles traveled stats against some middle manager million miler traveling for work at a job he hates it would blow his zombie mind right out of his skeleton
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Jan 23, 2022 19:28
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:If you go to a bar on a Saturday night, chug some shots, eat some nachos, smoke a cigarette outside, and then piss into a flush toilet, you've already reached greater heights of hedonism and sybaritic excess in one single evening than any of the greatest Emperors of Rome or Pharaohs of Egypt managed to do in an entire lifetime. But the nature of human desire is such that this empty consumption doesn't satisfy us any more than it did the emperors of old. We are often left emptier than when we began the night, feeling less satisfied and certainly less well. This is because the endless pursuit of consumption can provide only temporary respite from the terrible march of time. The ascetics would tell you to forsake material pleasures entirely, that the only way to defeat this desire is to relegate it purely to the ideal realm and thereby starve it completely. This is foolish, as this banishes desire only temporarily, in much the same way as does consumption. These are the ideas of old. I would argue that the true benefit we have over our ancestors isn't our material excess but the ideas we have inherited, developed and honed. Another school of thought, informed by thousands of years of history, is that we should pursue that which is abjected by desire. In doing so we actually broaden our desires and transcend our purely animal drives. We thereby indulge in a more deeply fulfilling pleasure that isn't limited to temporary material comfort. In conclusion: piss on the floor. Eat the cigarette. Soak the nachos in the alcohol and splash it in a stranger's face.
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Jan 23, 2022 19:42
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:If you go to a bar on a Saturday night, chug some shots, eat some nachos, smoke a cigarette outside, and then piss into a flush toilet, you've already reached greater heights of hedonism and sybaritic excess in one single evening than any of the greatest Emperors of Rome or Pharaohs of Egypt managed to do in an entire lifetime. This overlooks the endorphin rush from power. The difference between your party and the emperor's is that he can order anything that comes to mind and expect it to be done. A minor lord from medieval europe could probably get away with more depravity than a world leader or billionaire today.
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Jan 23, 2022 19:49
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Bodnoirbabe posted:It's like that one tweet about how we have experienced more extreme nacho flavor from one dorito than someone from the 13th century ever would have in their entire life time. The tweet was made to be funny but gently caress man, I eat better than emperors of old and that's wild to think about. 
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Jan 23, 2022 19:49
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bike tory posted:We are often left emptier than when we began the night Sounds to me like you didn't eat enough nachos.
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Jan 23, 2022 19:51
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bike tory posted:But the nature of human desire is such that this empty consumption doesn't satisfy us any more than it did the emperors of old. We are often left emptier than when we began the night, feeling less satisfied and certainly less well. This is because the endless pursuit of consumption can provide only temporary respite from the terrible march of time. You're just depressed i fuckin love nachos and they make me happy
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Jan 23, 2022 19:54
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It’s because while I might eat nachos like a king of old, so can millions of other people and that’s not anywhere near as cool as if it were just me
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Jan 23, 2022 19:56
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You can judge a person's heart of heart by their nacho philosophy. Someone who cites the availability of nachos for all to be a great success and source of joy for the world are pure souls, while someone who bemoans that since everyone has nachos they suck is a twisted anti social individual.
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Jan 23, 2022 19:59
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Data Graham posted:It’s because while I might eat nachos like a king of old, so can millions of other people and that’s not anywhere near as cool as if it were just me nominative determinism at work
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Jan 23, 2022 20:00
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Jan 23, 2022 20:04
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Goodpancakes posted:I bet that dumbass Magellan thought he traveled some miles on a human scale. But if you laid out miles traveled stats against some middle manager million miler traveling for work at a job he hates it would blow his zombie mind right out of his skeleton I knew a FedEx driver that did a high-mileage route for decades in the same Chevy van, fixing it himself when need be. He had 1.35 million miles on that van.
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Jan 23, 2022 20:10
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:This overlooks the endorphin rush from power. The difference between your party and the emperor's is that he can order anything that comes to mind and expect it to be done. A minor lord from medieval europe could probably get away with more depravity than a world leader or billionaire today. Nah.
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Jan 23, 2022 20:13
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Ea-Nasir shits in a trench with running water thanks to his crooked copper grift, perhaps I can attach myself to his provincial governorship campaign so my family might too experience the joy of the rear end sponge
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Jan 23, 2022 20:18
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I eat nachos, a global fusion food phenomenon, until the greasy cheese makes my stools loose. Then I use paper, a luxuriant material of rich academicians and clerks, to clean my rear end in a top hat until the grease is wiped off and contain the whole mess in a basin of the freshest, cleanest water available to man. I hit a lever and the now fouled water is simply dumped into a cistern for the gman to worry about. I am a god.
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Jan 23, 2022 20:23
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Some of the most mundane stuff would be mindblowing to premodern dirt farmers. sits in hot tub, drinking distilled alcohol from a glass with ice, tropical fruit juice, and a tiny umbrella “Now let’s go look at that pineapple that I’m growing under an artificial Sun.”
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Jan 23, 2022 20:27
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bike tory posted:Relevant Wait what? What's the back story here about the green M&M and child slavery?
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Jan 23, 2022 20:30
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Mars, Nestlé and Hershey to face child slavery lawsuit in US
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Jan 23, 2022 20:35
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Cyrano4747 posted:Wait what? What's the back story here about the green M&M and child slavery? hersey uses child labor in africa and is basically the dutch in terms of africa relations. mm is owned by hershey and mm is astroturfing that the green mm is less sexy to try to distract from the lawsuit going down against them and by hersey its basically all chocolate companies. V who ever collected hands snergle has a new favorite as of 20:39 on Jan 23, 2022 |
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Jan 23, 2022 20:36
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The Dutch, or the Belgians?
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Uhh I thought m&ms was mars
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