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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i think i might be dying from my hardcore alcoholism and i only feel good when i pound high abv beer

let's play some computer games

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
after-action report: RIP Grevling, i'm sorry you dropped, it was probably my fault

Don Pigeon killed over 3,000 enemy units

he mowed them down with longbowmen and I tried to help with cannons. I made a shitload of cannons, probably more than i've ever made, at least two dozen. Maybe that's not a lot. It's a lot for me, though, because I suck

Don had a killing field near his town and the enemy just got loving trucked. the ground was carpeted with their corpses, there wasn't any grass visible

then we steamrolled them hard, Don's bowmen and knights with my cannons following. It was fun blasting buildings to dust with one shot. Don gave me a bunch of gold which made it easy to build lots of guns

I was and am utterly blitzed out of my brain and my heart rate is much too high

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