The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

JethroMcB posted:

Is it? Or is it that you girls just can't admit you have a problem?

JethroMcB, these braces are invisible, painless, and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's Obsession.

For Teeth.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 17:57

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# ? May 24, 2024 06:27

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

jscolon2.0 posted:

According to the Pawnee town charter, as councilwoman, I'm supposed to get a pig every month, and two comely Adam Scott's of virtue true.

Keep the pig, how many Campaign Managers do I get? :heysexy:

# ? Aug 28, 2014 21:53

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

DrBouvenstein posted:

Keep the pig, how many Campaign Managers do I get?

Aw man, there goes Peter Framptons big finale. He's gonna be pissed off.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 22:07

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

U.S.A.! FIND THE HEAD!
U.S.A.! FIND THE HEAD!

# ? Aug 28, 2014 22:10

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Red posted:

JethroMcB, these braces are invisible, painless, and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's Obsession.

For Teeth.

These ones predate stainless steel so try not to get them wet...

# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:02

Troy Queef: Jan 12, 2013

Mister Kingdom posted:

U.S.A.! FIND THE HEAD!
U.S.A.! FIND THE HEAD!

WE'RE HERE!
WE'RE QUEER!
WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE BEARS!

# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:29

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Troy Queef posted:

WE'RE HERE!
WE'RE QUEER!
WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE BEARS!

2, 4, 6, 8,
TROY QUEEF'S CRIME WAS VERY GREAT!
...'GREAT' MEANING LARGE OR IMMENSE!
WE USE IT IN THE PEJORATIVE SENSE!

# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:48

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

But I don't wear poofy director pants!

But pants or no pants, the Simpsons were flying high...

# ? Aug 29, 2014 02:00

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

But pants or no pants, the Simpsons were flying high...

The Simpsons are going to Brazil!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 02:03

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Ainsley McTree posted:

Aw man, there goes Peter Framptons big finale. He's gonna be pissed off.

drat right I'm gonna be pissed off. I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 02:09

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

And that was the first time she'd ever flown a plane!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 02:15

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Mister Kingdom posted:

The Simpsons are going to Brazil!

Next time can you commit some fraud in Orlando, Florida?

# ? Aug 29, 2014 04:12

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

JethroMcB posted:

And that was the first time she'd ever flown a plane!

I never thought I could shoot down a German plane. But last year, I proved myself wrong!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 04:23

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

Troy Queef posted:

WE'RE HERE!
WE'RE QUEER!
WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE BEARS!

Good thing those lesbians knew CPR!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 05:41

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

Root Bear posted:

Next time can you commit some fraud in Orlando, Florida?

I wanna visit the screen door factory!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 05:54

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

OrangeKing posted:

I wanna visit the screen door factory!

LIVE! From the brown sands of Public Beach Delaware. It's the Grand Nationals of Sandcastle Building Preview

# ? Aug 29, 2014 06:05

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

JethroMcB posted:

And that was the first time she'd ever flown a plane!

And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 06:11

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

OrangeKing posted:

I wanna visit the screen door factory!

Well, they sent a rocket to the sun once... at night. And there was that submarine with the screen doors.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 06:13

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Drink-Mix Man posted:

But pants or no pants, the Simpsons were flying high...

...are you wearing a grocery bag?

# ? Aug 29, 2014 06:19

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Technogeek posted:

...are you wearing a grocery bag?

I have misplaced my pants. :colbert:

# ? Aug 29, 2014 06:23

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

Well, they sent a rocket to the sun once... at night. And there was that submarine with the screen doors.

No, no, no, no, young man, you need to do some serious boning!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 06:54

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

No, no, no, no, young man, you need to do some serious boning!

Is there something funny about the word "trom-boner"? :mad:

# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:25

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Technogeek posted:

...are you wearing a grocery bag?

Whoa, whoa, my rope came loose.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Whoa, whoa, my rope came loose.

He's ragging on your cord, dude.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:44

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

IMJack posted:

Is there something funny about the word "trom-boner"?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:23

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

MondayHotDog posted:

drat right I'm gonna be pissed off. I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale.

Pucker up, NED!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 12:50

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

OrangeKing posted:

I wanna visit the screen door factory!

When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?

# ? Aug 29, 2014 14:13

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?

The Fireworks, Candy, and Puppy Dog Store???!!! :aaa:

# ? Aug 29, 2014 15:15

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

The Fireworks, Candy, and Puppy Dog Store???!!!

All week, he promise big firework display....

# ? Aug 29, 2014 16:14

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Yeah, uh, give me one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, bottle of Old Harper, a box of panty shields, _{_{and some illegal fireworks,}} and one of those disposable enemas. Eh, make it two.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 17:46

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Lord Hydronium posted:

Yeah, uh, give me one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, bottle of Old Harper, a box of panty shields, _{_{and some illegal fireworks,}} and one of those disposable enemas. Eh, make it two.

I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Lord Hydronium, but count me out!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 18:14

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Lord Hydronium posted:

Yeah, uh, give me one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, bottle of Old Harper, a box of panty shields, _{_{and some illegal fireworks,}} and one of those disposable enemas. Eh, make it two.

Any red-blooded flag-fearing American would love the M-320. Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 18:20

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

IMJack posted:

Any red-blooded flag-fearing American would love the M-320. Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it!

You think you're so big because your country always gets to do projects. Well, um, I'm doing a school project on, er, fireworks.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 18:59

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

IMJack posted:

Any red-blooded flag-fearing American would love the M-320. Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it!

It'll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missoura!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 20:28

J-Spot: May 7, 2002

After The War posted:

It'll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missoura!

I once knew a man from Nantucket. Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 20:32

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

mrfart posted:

You think you're so big because your country always gets to do projects. Well, um, I'm doing a school project on, er, fireworks.

Oh no! Chinese fire drill! Serious this time!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 20:33

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Oh no! Chinese fire drill! Serious this time!

I'm gonna ruin you like a Japanese banquet!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 21:21

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

IMJack posted:

I'm gonna ruin you like a Japanese banquet!

...keeping in mind that I already explained about my hair.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 21:43

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

IMJack posted:

I'm gonna ruin you like a Japanese banquet!

Why don't you lay off the Asians, IMJack?

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

After The War posted:

It'll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missoura!

Dear Mr. President,

There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 23:15

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