Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Apr 14, 2016 04:15

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 17:09

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

ElGroucho posted:

Looking forward to 3 more pages of dog talk

http://i.imgur.com/E8VjBlT.webm

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# ? Apr 14, 2016 04:18

treasured8elief: Jul 25, 2011; Salad Prong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT9Prne9wF0

# ? Apr 14, 2016 05:04

Mad Doctor Cthulhu: Mar 3, 2008

Ozz81 posted:

Gotta say the Delorean hovercraft was pretty awesome

Once it gets up to 88 knots, you're going to see some poo poo.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 05:09

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

http://i.imgur.com/N6nlc2c.webm

# ? Apr 14, 2016 05:39

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

ratbert90 posted:

Oh, well in that case it's all good.

Yeah, that was a comment on the truck's rear lettering, not a prison rape joke :shobon:

# ? Apr 14, 2016 06:10

Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

Say Nothing posted:

http://i.imgur.com/N6nlc2c.webm

YESSSSSSSSSS

# ? Apr 14, 2016 06:31

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Why is it not ok to kick a murder beast clamped on your hand?

# ? Apr 14, 2016 06:37

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

It's not like he was out for a Sunday stroll and was attacked at random. Don't sow the wind if you can't reap the whirlwind :woof:

# ? Apr 14, 2016 06:51

SomeJazzyRat: Nov 2, 2012; Hmmm...

ElGroucho posted:

Looking forward to 3 more pages of dog talk

http://i.imgur.com/E8VjBlT.webm

Belated but I was on the train right after a bunch of kids came from and event like this.

Friggin paint all over everything, especially the hand rails.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 07:01

Jordbo: Mar 5, 2013

here's an update on the murderbeast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlN6NsbWAQg

look at those ferocious lickings. the wagging of the tail is dog language for "murdertown"

# ? Apr 14, 2016 07:30

burexas.irom: Oct 29, 2007; I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

But what if that dog bit an uncircumcised autist for kicking a trans child

# ? Apr 14, 2016 08:15

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

It was probably deserved because the kid was a waiter who wanted a tip after cooking his steak well done and not bringing ketchup to the table.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 08:18

prayer group: May 31, 2011; $#$%^&@@*!!!

burexas.irom posted:

But what if that dog bit an uncircumcised autist for kicking a trans child

Depends on if he tipped 20% or not and what temperature he ordered his steak.

edit: ^^^ nice

# ? Apr 14, 2016 08:22

Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

burexas.irom posted:

But what if that dog bit an uncircumcised autist for kicking a trans child

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

It was probably deserved because the kid was a waiter who wanted a tip after cooking his steak well done and not bringing ketchup to the table.

Well in my area we

# ? Apr 14, 2016 08:46

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

None of this would have happened if the dog had been allowed to open carry. loving nanny state eroding are rights :bahgawd:

# ? Apr 14, 2016 08:46

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

ElGroucho posted:

Looking forward to 3 more pages of dog talk

But Dogdenfreude owns.

http://i.imgur.com/jfjbzaJ.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/QK82Zcx.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/xbRBqPb.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/BWThckO.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/xgXiOhC.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/MSUWZsE.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/tLcfR3A.gifv

# ? Apr 14, 2016 08:58

Hulebr00670065006e: Apr 20, 2010

Chromatic posted:

What a weird looking cat

# ? Apr 14, 2016 09:41

Jabor: Jul 16, 2010; #1 Loser at SpaceChem

Good dog is just freeing the rope from that thing it was stuck on.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 10:36

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

ElGroucho posted:

Looking forward to 3 more pages of dog talk

http://i.imgur.com/E8VjBlT.webm

UK goons of a certain age might remember this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXeMontXSTI

# ? Apr 14, 2016 11:08

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Hey wow something that doesn't involve pets at all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZEl6hiunq4

New failarmy. Dumb drivers doing dumb poo poo.

I love listening to Americans fail to swear. I can't think of a better word for it. When some fuckstick rear-ends you and the best you can come up with is "JJJEEEeeepers Creepers!", then you're just not trying hard enough.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 11:27

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

Memento posted:

I love listening to Americans fail to swear. I can't think of a better word for it. When some fuckstick rear-ends you and the best you can come up with is "JJJEEEeeepers Creepers!", then you're just not trying hard enough.

No self respecting adult should say this.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 11:28

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

It's really cute! He can't even bring himself to say "Jesus Christ!" which is clearly what he wanted to.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 11:31

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

Memento posted:

It's really cute! He can't even bring himself to say "Jesus Christ!" which is clearly what he wanted to.

I wonder how serious the situation would have to be for him too swear.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 11:37

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

*gets shot*
*dying*

"Well this is a dilly of a pickle! Gosh!"

# ? Apr 14, 2016 11:42

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

Chromatic posted:

http://i.imgur.com/QK82Zcx.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/xbRBqPb.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/BWThckO.gifv

I love these. They're just so innocent. :3:

# ? Apr 14, 2016 11:54

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Jastiger posted:

Why is it not ok to kick a murder beast clamped on your hand?

If you deliberately stuck your hand into the murderbeasts face to piss it off you don't get to be shocked when it tries to eat you

# ? Apr 14, 2016 11:59

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMhw5MFYU0s

Another video of dumb dogs being dumb. I love this just because the one of the dog colliding with the couch reminds me of my jack russel who sometimes just completely misjudges her jumps and goes belly first into the armrest.
She's kinda stupid although not literally possibly brain damaged like my Pomeranian.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 12:16

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Chromatic posted:

Long. Live. The shibe.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 15:26

ranbo das: Oct 16, 2013

ElGroucho posted:

Looking forward to 3 more pages of dog talk

http://i.imgur.com/E8VjBlT.webm

What the gently caress is wrong with that girl's face, it looks like she just had her wisdom teeth pulled.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 15:58

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

ElGroucho posted:

Looking forward to 3 more pages of dog talk

http://i.imgur.com/E8VjBlT.webm

Did they already make a porn of the new Ghostbusters movie?

# ? Apr 14, 2016 16:06

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Microsoft's Captionbot is an AI that can automatically caption pictures.

For example gotse:
:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/tTfOJ4a.png :nws:

Also:

Palpek has a new favorite as of 18:46 on Apr 14, 2016

# ? Apr 14, 2016 18:41

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Needs work.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:23

captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

I guess I could have found a better picture. Also: what?

# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:36

tight aspirations: Jul 13, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/RrS3CaJ.gifv

# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:46

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Jonathan Yeah! posted:

https://i.imgur.com/RrS3CaJ.gifv

Is that a young Steve Martin?

# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:51

Poldarn: Feb 18, 2011

a life less posted:

I went looking for a video that really broke down the various ignored warning signs and things that were done to add fuel to the fire, but I couldn't find it. I'm wondering if it was removed. (E: Found it! https://www.facebook.com/1217980230/videos/4655581307021/)

Basically, the dog was giving a number of signals that she was uncomfortable, but he continued to press the issue (the issue being resource guarding food) in an attempt to call her bluff and, ultimately, to try to have her realize she can't get what she wants via a threat display. But the dog made good on her threat display, Cesar got stitches and NatGeo got an episode that everyone is still talking about, years later.

Here's a basic chart that shows how most dogs escalate to a bite:

A lot of the time, people miss subtle signs like looking away, lip licking. Frequently, a dog with behaviour issues has been punished for growling. Punishment reduces the likelihood of a behaviour repeating itself; if a dog has had its growl punished but it is still uncomfortable, it can escalate immediately to a snap and bite in an attempt to increase distance or make itself heard. Coupled with the ease at which people miss the stillness/freezing before a bite (or misinterpret it as a signal that the threat is over), you get a lot of people who claim that a dog "bit out of nowhere".

Resource guarding is a really, really common issue. It's also potentially really, really dangerous (case in point: that video). There are scientifically sound methods to combat resource guarding that require no stress or bite risk, but they're about as interesting to see as watching paint dry. (Good dog training is boring and makes for crappy TV.)

I'm not sure what the circumstances were in which you were bit, but my guess is that warning signs were missed, or someone tried to call the dog's bluff.

Anyways, I'm sorry for nerding out in the schadenfreude thread. Carry on!

Huh, cool. The dog bit me when I tried to kick him out of my room for chewing on a bone too loudly when I was trying to sleep. Schadenfreude is on me I guess.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 20:02