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is human leather stitched together like that going to hold the hellish mix of human slurry without leaking? maybe some other membrane would be best and we just throw the skin in with the slurry. e: a shameful snipe. [quote="Factsareuseless" post=""""] That's right, I am NPR's Ofeibea Quist-Arcton. [/quote] funmanguy has a new favorite as of 06:07 on Nov 13, 2017 |
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The question is how many you can fit in, there is nothing in the parameters that says they need to stay longer than a moment.
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Nov 13, 2017 06:04
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It's great that everybody's first reaction to "how many people can fit into a phone booth" is mass mutilation and not "technically, an airplane hangar with a telephone is a phone booth"
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Nov 13, 2017 06:07
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Comptroll The Forums posted:It's great that everybody's first reaction to "how many people can fit into a phone booth" is mass mutilation and not "technically, an airplane hangar with a telephone is a phone booth" That would be cheating.
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Nov 13, 2017 06:08
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Comptroll The Forums posted:It's great that everybody's first reaction to "how many people can fit into a phone booth" is mass mutilation and not "technically, an airplane hangar with a telephone is a phone booth" Well, get on it. What's the volume of an airplane hanger?
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Nov 13, 2017 06:16
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Do your own drat murder-caluclations, I'm (probably) on enough watchlists as it is
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Nov 13, 2017 06:48
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How many dead horses can you fit in a phone booth.
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Nov 13, 2017 06:55
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Got a request. I remember earlier this year someone did one of those jokes where the punchline is a link that goes to the profile page of whatever account you’re logged into. So like, “Everybody knows that this idiot is the worst poster on the forums.” If I click the link it goes to my profile, if you click it you get yours. Anyway I remember someone took the bait hard and ended up making a weird threat toward the person who posted the link. “Obviously you don’t know who you’re messing with, so how about you alologize and we forget this ever happened?” Something like that. It was amazing, never has someone been so self assured while faceplanting so hard.
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Ariong posted:Got a request. I remember earlier this year someone did one of those jokes where the punchline is a link that goes to the profile page of whatever account you’re logged into. So like, “Everybody knows that this idiot is the worst poster on the forums.” If I click the link it goes to my profile, if you click it you get yours. I love when this happens because it's always someone who barely even posts, and thinks that their few posts a month somehow gained them notoriety and infamy. I wonder if someone tried pulling this off during the burst of new users from the DanganRonpa paywall. Would have worked like a charm.
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Nov 13, 2017 07:57
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Oh man that could have been a glorious honeypot if phrased right in that thread
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Nov 13, 2017 12:38
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theres a will theres moe posted:You could skin a couple people first and build a membrane where the door opening is. Then puree the rest and inject it all thru the skin barrier with a big needle. None of the Hellraiser sequels were any good apart from the first one.
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Nov 13, 2017 13:04
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Ariong posted:Got a request. I remember earlier this year someone did one of those jokes where the punchline is a link that goes to the profile page of whatever account you’re logged into. So like, “Everybody knows that this idiot is the worst poster on the forums.” If I click the link it goes to my profile, if you click it you get yours. Maybe it's just because I've been reading the Star Citizen thread lately, but I really, really hope it was Derek Smart  That's exactly the kind of self-own he would unironically type out.
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Nov 13, 2017 14:00
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mods, please change my name to "hellish mix of human slurry", tia.
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Nov 13, 2017 18:07
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That was also make a good band name or album title.
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Nov 13, 2017 18:07
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McDonald's already owns the copyright.
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Nov 13, 2017 18:36
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What are the dimensions of a competition standard phone booth anyway? Is there an international governing body of phone booth stuffing?
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Nov 13, 2017 19:17
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And is there a standard size of person, or could you stuff a phone booth with dwarves or children (not pureed)?
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Nov 13, 2017 19:19
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Dead Reckoning posted:McDonald's already owns the copyright. Like McDonald's even uses real people though. It's just a bunch of fuckin' phonies.
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Nov 13, 2017 19:20
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Collateral Damage posted:And is there a standard size of person Yes, there's a field called "anthropometry" that studies this, and basically a 50th percentile person is the "average." If you're bored, NASA has a big manual on all the standards they use for designing things ergonomically. It also has one of my favorite diagrams, which demonstrates what is considered to be in reach of a person holding onto something in microgravity:  https://msis.jsc.nasa.gov/sections/section03.htm For males: 179.9 cm (70.8in) tall 85,310 cm3 (5210 in3) volume 82.2 kg (181.3 lb) weight
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Nov 13, 2017 20:46
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Collateral Damage posted:What are the dimensions of a competition standard phone booth anyway? Is there an international governing body of phone booth stuffing? one example: https://martela.com/office-furniture/phone-booths/hush-phone-booth Dimensions: Width 135 cm Height 220 cm Depth 88 cm volume: 2613600 cm3
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Nov 13, 2017 20:49
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Therefore one phone booth holds 30.6365 people
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Nov 13, 2017 20:50
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Does that include the space the phone takes up? Because it's probably the volume of an infant. Wait what if you filled it with infants, and stacked them jenga style.
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Nov 13, 2017 20:52
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Does that include the space the phone takes up? Because it's probably the volume of an infant. I assumed phone booths nowadays are just empty boxes that allow people to use their cell phones in private. They still retain their functionality as jack shacks for homeless people.
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Nov 13, 2017 20:55
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The only phone booths that exist today are for filming dr who
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Comptroll The Forums posted:It's great that everybody's first reaction to "how many people can fit into a phone booth" is mass mutilation and not "technically, an airplane hangar with a telephone is a phone booth" Or the age old joke "how many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?" all of them!
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Nov 13, 2017 21:37
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Now ask a pro-lifer!
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Or the age old joke "how many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?" This seems highly improbable imo
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Nov 13, 2017 21:59
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Jedit posted:None of the Hellraiser sequels were any good apart from the first one. Not even the one with the Cenobite that shot CDs at people?
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Nov 13, 2017 22:44
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Not even the one with the Cenobite that shot CDs at people? Hellraiser crossed over with Revolution X?
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Grassy Knowles posted:Hellraiser crossed over with Revolution X? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwU7empszwI
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Don't flee from yourself. If you have a quality be proud if it. Let it define you whatever it is.
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Trig Discipline posted:Like McDonald's even uses real people though. You're getting the discussions mixed up, Trig, McDonalds doesn't want to stuff people in phonebooths.
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Spanish Manlove posted:Therefore one phone booth holds 30.6365 people That's what I loving told you! Uhg!
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Nov 14, 2017 03:35
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mind the walrus posted:Unironically yes. Did that guy throw a loving CD?
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Nov 14, 2017 05:32
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Don't flee from yourself. If you have a quality be proud if it. Let it define you whatever it is. Words of wisdom. Sometimes it just takes the disembodied head of a greater demon encapsulated in an obelisk of frozen despair and suffering to put things in perspective.
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Guy Mann posted:How many dead horses can you fit in a phone booth. Depends on how hard you beat them. No seriously, tenderizing would really help.
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Rough Lobster posted:Did that guy throw a loving CD? Yes
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Rough Lobster posted:Did that guy throw a loving CD? Let me tell you about a little movie called “I Come in Peace.”
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Nov 14, 2017 07:13
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I bet it's about some introverted wanker.
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Rough Lobster posted:Did that guy throw a loving CD? "Betamax Videocassette Cenobite" didn't have the same ring to it
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