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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Death By The Blues posted:

This offers the question, if you met two dopplegangers of the same poster, what question would you ask to find the real one.

Rank the following films:
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Bee Movie
Fast and Furious 6
Blade
Transformers: Dark of the Moon

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Magic Hate Ball posted:

"Put on these shorts"

https://twitter.com/MKupperman/status/835702223757787136

https://twitter.com/gewqk/status/486977349196738560

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

TCM is showing Jeanne Dielman tonight if any of y'all have ever been interested in seeing it. It's on my list of movies to get to.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

long-rear end nips Diane posted:

TCM is showing Jeanne Dielman tonight if any of y'all have ever been interested in seeing it. It's on my list of movies to get to.

it's p baller

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

i guess what im saying is that yk kim is the darger of 80s cinema

no because Miami Connection, unfortunately, isn't the longest film in recorded history

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011

CelticPredator posted:

Beyond easy. My best friend works there, and I work next door to it. I never write a script unless I can film in a location.

Yea don't write a scene with an airport then go try to find an airport as a bearded brown man.

What did you shoot on?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I shot with a Canon 5D I think? First time playing with lenses. It was cool.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Death By The Blues posted:

Yea don't write a scene with an airport then go try to find an airport as a bearded brown man.

You really need to get some sun if you're gonna keep making jokes like that.

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
This is some good poo poo. I noticed a two-legged lizard monster in there; I wonder if that was any inspiration for the skull crawlers in the new movie.

Anyways, just saw Kong. It was pretty dang solid. I'm now actually kind of curious where they're going to take this new monster universe. I really liked Godzilla '14 so if they can keep this up I'll keep watching. Shin Godzilla was great too, but it was more about bureaucracy than the monster. There's nothing wrong with that, but it was a very different tone.

I'm also gonna need a gif of that grinning helicopter dude with the aviators.



Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Rank the following films:
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Bee Movie
Fast and Furious 6
Blade
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Oh. Oh poo poo... :shepface:

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Ignore the question and just say "Blade is the best comic book movie".

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Impatient for the big monster team-up movie where they battle, like, a giant planet-eating amoeba or something.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I hope it's that the monsters have to team up to diffuse nuclear war and create world peace.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Snak posted:

Ignore the question and just say "Blade is the best comic book movie".

Nah just keep naming non superhero movies based on comics whenever comics movies come up, do not engage any discussion of superhero moves unless it's Suicide Squad or Beavis

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Impatient for the big monster team-up movie where they battle, like, a giant planet-eating amoeba or something.

Just make it an orange Hedorah.

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011

Lurdiak posted:

You really need to get some sun if you're gonna keep making jokes like that.

Well I was called an ISIS terrorist a couple of days ago. So I think I am brown enough ;)

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

No way. It came out?

Who watched it

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Snak posted:

I hope it's that the monsters have to team up to diffuse nuclear war and create world peace.

An erotic thriller but with giant monsters

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
That Kite adaptation does not look good, at all. Not like the original wasn't better known for it's porn animation, but this just looks like subpar frenchie action movie.

Honest Thief fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Mar 13, 2017

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Death By The Blues posted:

Yea don't write a scene with an airport then go try to find an airport as a bearded brown man.

What did you shoot on?
"Hi, I was planning on doing a bit of shooting here, who would I talk to about that?"

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Honest Thief posted:

That Kite adaptation does not look good, at all. Not like the original wasn't better known for it's porn animation, but this just looks like subpar frenchie action movie.

IMDB seems to agree

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

ChickenMedium posted:

An erotic thriller but with giant monsters

King Ghidorah doing the leg cross from Basic Instinct.

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
king kong rides godzilla into battle, wielding small buildings as weapon, batting ICBMs out of the air as they charge

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
UPDATE: Dickeye passed out during the credits for Return of the Living Dead, but of course he woke during the scene where Trash is taking her clothes off again.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Snak posted:

Ignore the question and just say "Blade is the best comic book movie".

The Rabbi's Cat is the best comic book movie

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
That's true by the way and you should all watch it

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009

That dude is about to blast Marvin's Room 24/7

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

hell ya im always smilin

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

I have no idea what this means and just how racist it is (though it's definitely racist).

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...




there's so much good poo poo here

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Snak posted:

Ignore the question and just say "Blade is the best comic book movie".

I mean it is

I have it on while I fold clothes and Kristofferson fuckin destroys in this movie

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

X-Ray Pecs posted:

UPDATE: Dickeye passed out during the credits for Return of the Living Dead, but of course he woke during the scene where Trash is taking her clothes off again.

The power of baps

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

glam rock hamhock posted:

I have no idea what this means and just how racist it is (though it's definitely racist).
I was trying to guess if it was or not. Like, maybe we're the racists for noticing the guy's skin tone, and the artist is just super post-racism, and it didn't even occur to him.

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

I read it as black guys are useful as rebounds.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
possibly his gf just happened to dump him for a black dude who he then drew

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

glam rock hamhock posted:

I have no idea what this means and just how racist it is (though it's definitely racist).

Nice guy + racism = cucking

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Isn't that black dude an overwatch character?

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Hot-take: In real life, neither of those dudes are elves, and there are no 'red threads' around the girl.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Spatulater bro! posted:

I read it as black guys are useful as rebounds.

Maybe it's from the guy on the right's perspective and he's secretly sad that he's just a rebound? But he's putting on a happy face because he's a supportive rebound bf.

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weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



The dude is getting cucked but can't believe his aryan goddess would ever have legitimate feelings for a minority.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Isn't that black dude an overwatch character?

god i hope so

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