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May 25, 2017 19:06
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Intruder posted:The correct handshake is matching what the other person does what if the other person does the same?
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May 25, 2017 19:06
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May 25, 2017 19:07
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Anyone whose handshake is limper than mine is a coward, anyone whose is firmer than mine is a sociopath.
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May 25, 2017 19:07
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Mel Mudkiper posted:no that's the next step of the escalation Lol if you don't go for the killing blow
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May 25, 2017 19:07
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Bad Moon posted:Lol if you don't go for the killing blow you only finish an adversary you respect with a swift and decisive blow
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May 25, 2017 19:09
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fsif posted:Anyone whose handshake is limper than mine is a coward, anyone whose is firmer than mine is a sociopath. I'm talking about when someone doesn't even close on your hand, just puts it out there limps and let's you clamp down. I never do the mongoloid crush of a hand, but gotta have a fir clasp.
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May 25, 2017 19:10
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No Butt Stuff posted:Is this what Parm's gimmick would have turned in to if the Chiefs were perpetual SB winners? I've never gimmick posted or lied I don't think. If anything you get the filtered version of me. Neil Armbong posted:I'm talking about when someone doesn't even close on your hand, just puts it out there limps and let's you clamp down. I never do the mongoloid crush of a hand, but gotta have a fir clasp. Absolutely pathetic. I have no respect for men who do this
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May 25, 2017 19:23
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Interesting trivia bit Professional Wrestlers greet each other with very gentle handshakes to indicate that they will not try to hurt each other
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May 25, 2017 19:25
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I'm at some stupid career fair thing at a church and holy poo poo this place has a literal mall inside of it.
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May 25, 2017 19:27
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Those limp fish people, what happens when they try to shake each other's hands? Do their floppy, lifeless mitts just sort of gently bump each other?
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May 25, 2017 19:28
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Leperflesh posted:Those limp fish people, what happens when they try to shake each other's hands? Do their floppy, lifeless mitts just sort of gently bump each other? They exchange a glance that could only be described as electric and break out into a cool multi-step handshake that only the ultimate humans know of
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May 25, 2017 19:30
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Mel Mudkiper posted:what if the other person does the same? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual_assured_destruction
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May 25, 2017 19:32
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just grab the genitals of the man who you are greeting
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May 25, 2017 19:32
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lol if you don't pee on the leg of every person you meet
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May 25, 2017 19:33
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Leperflesh posted:fistbump hard enough to shatter bones just do the aussie headbutt greeting, grab the dude by the cheeks and clock your noggin against his. loser is the one that passes out.
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May 25, 2017 19:35
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:lol if you don't pee on the leg of every person you meet Just got limp marked. Firm urine a must. Sad!
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May 25, 2017 19:37
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looks like my diablo 2 inventory lol
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May 25, 2017 19:40
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JPrime posted:just do the aussie headbutt greeting, grab the dude by the cheeks and clock your noggin against his. loser is the one that passes out. Don't try this with women. Every time I have they get lost in my eyes and start trying to make out with me. Like lady I'm just trying to say hello
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May 25, 2017 19:43
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swap out your topaz circlet of the badger in favor of a citrine cirque of the mongoose, imo
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May 25, 2017 19:43
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Ehud posted:just grab the genitals of the man who you are greeting What if you get confused easily and are Donald Trump?
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May 25, 2017 19:44
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Leperflesh posted:swap out your topaz circlet of the badger in favor of a citrine cirque of the mongoose, imo the other day I found more inventory screens at the art museum 
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May 25, 2017 19:45
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I'll have to check my photos but I'm pretty sure it was one of the Chicago museums we went to last summer that had a pretty cool collection of armor from Persia and the middle east e. yeah, Art Institute of Chicago. Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 19:50 on May 25, 2017 |
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May 25, 2017 19:48
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Ehud posted:the other day I found more inventory screens at the art museum Hell yeah I hope they have archives like the Higgins Armory did. Spent a few months carefully unpacking and photographing hundreds of pieces of japnaese arms and armor for them because for every piece they had on display they had two hundred in condition ranging from why isn't this being displayed to shameful. Do you know how loving annoying it is to photograph a pike and a tiny rear end helmet clasp in the same setup?
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May 25, 2017 19:48
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Diqnol posted:Just got limp marked. Firm urine a must. Sad! he has the stream pressure of babbling brook. i prefer people who pee bigly on the legs of those they meet.
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May 25, 2017 19:49
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Intruder posted:The correct handshake is matching what the other person does but if you're both constantly adjusting you end up with a zeno's paradox of handshaking.
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May 25, 2017 19:51
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There was a China exhibit at the Field that had some badass weapons too: Chrome plating from 200 BC! e. this dagger was at the art institute: 
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May 25, 2017 19:55
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Actual museums in china are the most disappointing poo poo in the world since they had a uh little cultural thing way back when.
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May 25, 2017 19:58
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I listen to a science podcast and one of the guys is a paleontologist and mentions sometimes that Chinese museums have poo poo loads of fossils just lying around in piles uncatologued
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May 25, 2017 20:04
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Bad Moon posted:I listen to a science podcast and one of the guys is a paleontologist and mentions sometimes that Chinese museums have poo poo loads of fossils just lying around in piles uncatologued I was in Shanghai as an art student for some big cultural anniversary thing and we got to go to all of their museums with custom tours and poo poo. The museums themselves are structurally unbelievable. Just nuts architecture. The exhibits are incredibly underwhelming. Basically they have entire teams in west china digging up and bringing everything they can find and putting it in a museum. It's almost all vases. I remember someone telling me that in china it's less important that this is the actual thing v. its important that something like this has always been here. So they you know rebuild entire sections of the great wall for the tourists. But that might just be stupid westerner talk. They did have a perfect to scale model of the city of shanghai at one place, relentlessly attended by like four or five people that updated it every day. It had cranes and everything. It was remarkable.
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May 25, 2017 20:07
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Bad Moon posted:I listen to a science podcast and one of the guys is a paleontologist and mentions sometimes that Chinese museums have poo poo loads of fossils just lying around in piles uncatologued At least they haven't started grinding them up for boner pills.
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May 25, 2017 20:08
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Bad Moon posted:I listen to a science podcast and one of the guys is a paleontologist and mentions sometimes that Chinese museums have poo poo loads of fossils just lying around in piles uncatologued What podcast? In the need for more interesting podcasts about pretty much anything
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May 25, 2017 20:09
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5 RING SHRIMP posted:Haha in a way, game recognize game but deep down honestly dude that would ruin my year. I take handshaking incredibly serious. I shake hands with people at work who I've known and see all the time regularly. Including my dad every time we see each other. My grandfather is 87 years old and we were recently talking about shaking hands and how little respect we have for men with spineless wormy handshakes, he vividly recalls specific handshakes and compliments he's gotten in his life and prides himself on still having a strong grip to this day. Guys got a hammer. Big into handshake culture. It's hereditary I suppose. Also, guys with soft hands. Soft hands on a man makes me feel contempt. No callouses = no respect
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May 25, 2017 20:15
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Also, guys with soft hands. Soft hands on a man makes me feel contempt. No callouses = no respect Hey come on. Even when I was doing blacksmithing, my hands refused to develop callous, the blisters would just harden, peel off, and then I'd be back to my amazingly supple norm.
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May 25, 2017 20:20
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Also, guys with soft hands. Soft hands on a man makes me feel contempt. No callouses = no respect Looks like someone's mad that they can't be a hand model...
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May 25, 2017 20:21
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Leperflesh posted:Hey come on. Even when I was doing blacksmithing, my hands refused to develop callous, the blisters would just harden, peel off, and then I'd be back to my amazingly supple norm. I'm not saying you have to have the hands of an auto mechanic, but if your hands are softer than the girl I'm dating, then you're not a man
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May 25, 2017 20:24
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:I'm not saying you have to have the hands of an auto mechanic, but if your hands are softer than the girl I'm dating, then you're not a man Idk I moisturize to fight the calluses from lifting so maybe you wouldn't think my hands are manly but I'd outgrip you
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May 25, 2017 20:26
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my hands....are small, sturdy, and powerful, like a female gymnast post your hands
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May 25, 2017 20:27
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:I'm not saying you have to have the hands of an auto mechanic, but if your hands are softer than the girl I'm dating, then you're not a man I mean I sit around typing for a living now and my hands are quite strong, but my skin is supple and refuses to develop callous so welp my genetics mean I'm not a man  e. my wife brings me jars to open
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May 25, 2017 20:28
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Ugh it gives me the willies just thinking about baby soft hands on a man
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