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buttcoin smuggler
Jun 25, 2011
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_Transit_incident_(professional_wrestling)

At the show, Axl Rotten had been scheduled to work a tag team match with D-Von Dudley against The Gangstas (New Jack and Mustafa Saed),[2] but could not compete due to a family emergency. Eric Kulas, an untrained 17-year-old boy who looked much older due to being 5'10" and 350 pounds, convinced ECW owner and booker Paul Heyman to allow him to fill in for Rotten by lying that he had been trained by Killer Kowalski.[2][3] Heyman stated afterward that he was unaware of Kulas' age. Kulas performed as Mass Transit, a Ralph Kramden-esque bus driver gimmick.[2][3]

During the match, D-Von and New Jack brawled outside the ring, while Mustafa and Transit fought inside the ring. The match was booked as a squash and D-Von was quickly isolated outside the ring. The Gangstas then double-teamed Kulas inside the ring, with New Jack beating the young man forcefully with toasters, crutches, and various other objects. The end of the match saw New Jack blade Kulas, making him bleed profusely.[1][2][3]

Eric Kulas died on May 12, 2002 at the age of 22[2] due to complications from gastric bypass surgery[1] stemming from his weight problems. He had weighed close to 300 pounds when he was 10 years old, and had continued to have weight issues throughout his life.

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
the article brilliantly lacks a picture of the kid himself so i had to look him up on scroogle image search and found this



pro wrestling is literally gay porn

not that that was ever in doubt but still

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_restaurant_process#The_Indian_buffet_process

unfortunately the article is not as good as the URL

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

axolotl farmer posted:

In Japan, the word "klaxon" (クラクション kurakushon?) refers to car horns in general, and in verb form (kurakushon suru (クラクションする?)) refers to honking one's horn.

today i learned that in japanese, "klaxon" and "correction" are homonyms

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/F...er_Dragon.ogv

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

For both pain and coughing, thebacon can be made more effective along with Nsaids, muscle relaxants, and/or antihistamines like tripelennamine, hydroxyzine, promethazine, phenyltoloxamine and chlorpheniramine.

Dihydrocodeinone enol acetate is a Schedule I controlled substance in the US, never having been in medical use there.[3]

The word "thebacon" is most widely known as a spelling error when intending to write "the bacon" in reference to the popular American actor Kevin Bacon. The phrase, "the bacon" is the actor's nickname, for obvious reasons. An Internet search for thebacon will most likely yield results for Kevin Bacon.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



natrually the only bacon is kevan bacon

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Resplendent Spiral posted:

For both pain and coughing, thebacon can be made more effective along with Nsaids, muscle relaxants, and/or antihistamines like tripelennamine, hydroxyzine, promethazine, phenyltoloxamine and chlorpheniramine.

Dihydrocodeinone enol acetate is a Schedule I controlled substance in the US, never having been in medical use there.[3]

The word "thebacon" is most widely known as a spelling error when intending to write "the bacon" in reference to the popular American actor Kevin Bacon. The phrase, "the bacon" is the actor's nickname, for obvious reasons. An Internet search for thebacon will most likely yield results for Kevin Bacon.

this isnt the "post awesome wikipedia poo poo" thread

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

The order Anseriformes contains about 150 living species of birds in three extant families: the Anhimidae (the screamers), Anseranatidae (the Magpie Goose), and the Anatidae, which includes over 140 species of waterfowl, among them the ducks, geese, and swans.




jfc, birds.

MindSet
Dec 21, 2008

If this goes badly, and I make a crater, I want it named after me!


theres a bacon wikiquoute.

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

MindSet posted:



theres a bacon wikiquoute.

http://bacon.wikia.com/

I hit random page and this is the first one I got: http://bacon.wikia.com/wiki/Gay_Bacon

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

wa27 posted:

http://bacon.wikia.com/

I hit random page and this is the first one I got: http://bacon.wikia.com/wiki/Gay_Bacon
nomnomnom they are soooooo tasty!

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
good lord the article on bacon itself is scrub fukken tier

http://bacon.wikia.com/wiki/Bacon

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
Wiki Policies
Please do not post fan-fiction of any sort. Fan-fiction includes:

Inserting false information
Making up games/Birds/Pigs/etc.
Red shocked 3
Posting possbile future games, Birds, Pigs, etc. without any resources

For a full list of the policies, see here.

It will result in a warning, and, if done multiple times, a block will result for a certain period of time.

For help:

If there is a vandal, go here to report it.
If you would like to request administrators to perform a specific action you cannot do for whatever reason, see here.


If you would like to post or read fanon material, here are some excellent places:

Angry Birds Fan Wiki
AB Fanon Wiki
Angry Birds Fan Fiction Wiki
Angry Birds Story Wiki
Angry Birds Fanon Wiki
Angry Birds Club Wiki
Angry Fanbirds and More Wiki
Angry Birds Character Creator Wiki
Angry Birds vs Bad Piggies wiki

Please be aware of the Angry Birds Wiki Staff. Members are listed here.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Install Gentoo posted:

AB Fanon Wiki
Angry Birds Fanon Wiki
the wiki so worthless they started it tworthless

or did they have to fork it because of competing ~fanon~?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

the wiki so worthless they started it tworthless

or did they have to fork it because of competing ~fanon~?

Welcome, contributor!

Welcome to Angry Birds Fanon Wiki, where you can share your own ideas of birds, pigs, games and more. If you are looking for the normal wiki, see here. Please read the rules first before creating or editing pages.
What we have

Birds
Pigs
Games
Episodes

What's Today?

Today is May 9, 2013. The time is 04:55.
Notes

Here are the notes for the admins. Read the notes here.
A note from Noise B.

No notes for now.
A note from Matrix B.

Never, EVER vandalize on this wiki, and don't make stupid episodes on Angry Birds: Television. I will do everything to protect this wiki from vandalizers and people who harass other people. So you better watch out for me and the admins.
A note from Thelalaloopsygirl

OK, look guys. Even though I'm not going to be threads for a couple of months, do NOT go vandalizing and cheer "Yay! Thelalaloopsygirl is not on! It's time to go vandalize!" because I will make threads to Noise or an admin only if it is really, really, REALLY important asking them if I could block you or if they could block you, so watch out! I'll be watching you, even in migration! Remember, I just became admin, you never know when I'm around.
A note from Gabrieltnz

Do not try to unblock Rasengan553 or Klumpsvideos6man. They have been very mean to Redbird07. If anyone tries to unblock any of these two users, I will block them forever and re-block Rasengan553 and Klumpsvideos6man. For you Wikia Contributors, do NOT go vandalising and cheer "Yay! Gabrieltnz is not on! It's time to go vandalize!" You never know when I'm around and if you vandalize I may block you forever.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Angry Birds McDonalds
This article is a stub. Please do not edit this page unless you are .
Angry Birds McDonalds Is A Game. Made in China.

that's the entire article

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

"angry birds mcdonalds" the hot new single from Wesley Willis' estate

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
rock over shanghai rock on hong kong

diet pepsi

uh huh

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
Suck on a cheetahs fiery dick
Slob on a elephants meaty nut-sack

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Resplendent Spiral posted:

"angry birds mcdonalds" the hot new single from Wesley Willis' estate

this is looping in my head now, thanks

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Exotic Birds and Fruit is the seventh full-length studio album by British progressive rock band Procol Harum. It was released in 1974. Of special note is the release of the album in Argentina, calling the album "Pájaros Y Frutas Exóticas" (literally translated as "Birds and Exotic Fruit"). The cover artwork for this album is from Jakob Bogdani a noted Slovakian artist whose paintings centred around exotic birds and fruit.

from what i hear it's actually a good album but kfc that's an awful opening paragraph

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Buster McHenry works as an undercover agent for the local police. Currently he investigates on police corruption and is in big trouble. His task makes him break the law, he participates in a robbery. Things really screw up as not only two men are shot, but also an ancient indian spear is stolen and Buster is wounded. Hank Storm, a young indian, is now after the spear and Buster is after his criminal 'comrades'. Both of them are outsiders in their way, but now they have the same target. The film ends with Buster and Hank infiltrating and destroying Marino's hideout. They start killing many of Marino's men. Buster kills Marino by throwing the spear right into his chest when he was about to kill Hank. A month later, Hank gets a job as a tour guide in Texas, while Buster visits him and tells him he has his job back as a policeman. They shakes hands as both men realize they have better futures Buster drives off as Hank waves good-bye.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Lutha Mahtin posted:

this is looping in my head now, thanks

ANGWY BERDS MCDONDELS

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
America One holds the U.S. broadcast rights to the Ontario Hockey League, Australian Football League, the USAR Hooters Pro Cup, certain ECHL games, playoffs in the Indoor Football League, and (on tape delay) the American Hockey League's all star game.

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Install Gentoo posted:

America One holds the U.S. broadcast rights to the Ontario Hockey League, Australian Football League, the USAR Hooters Pro Cup, certain ECHL games, playoffs in the Indoor Football League, and (on tape delay) the American Hockey League's all star game.

burn the portfolio and start over

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Install Gentoo posted:

America One holds the U.S. broadcast rights to the Ontario Hockey League, Australian Football League, the USAR Hooters Pro Cup, certain ECHL games, playoffs in the Indoor Football League, and (on tape delay) the American Hockey League's all star game.
fuuuck
shiiit
daaamn

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_autoharp_players

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
forget if i posted this before

coaxmetal
Oct 21, 2010

I flamed me own dad
why do people have fundraisers that donate to childsplay instead of, like, the EFF. childs play is a dumb charity.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Resplendent Spiral posted:

ANGWY BERDS MCDONDELS

everybirdy down at mcdonnelzz

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Ronald Raiden posted:

why do people have fundraisers that donate to childsplay instead of, like, the EFF. childs play is a dumb charity.

all charities are stupid

they are part of the problem

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Ronald Raiden posted:

why do people have fundraisers that donate to childsplay instead of, like, the EFF. childs play is a dumb charity.

It's giving video games to sick kids and the only way autists can feign genuine emotion is if it involves video games somehow

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Ronald Raiden posted:

why do people have fundraisers that donate to childsplay instead of, like, the EFF. childs play is a dumb charity.

children should have bland grey lives because if theyre that poor already theyre going to be poor forever so much as well get used to it

esp if theyre sick

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
also lol saying eff is a more worthy cause than childs play

you want to help humanity donate to docters without borders or smth

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
give the gift of sick kids that are bored in a bed some fun

or

microsoft MAY not steal your data

i know which one im contributing to

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
like what does the eff even do anymore

if there was only a website that told me broad useless information like that

King Pawn
Apr 24, 2010
http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Black_and_Blue_Belles_win_in_Canberra_Roller_Derby_League_blowout

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
childs play has a very good ratio of money received to money spent on actual goal of the charity

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coaxmetal
Oct 21, 2010

I flamed me own dad

Install Gentoo posted:

childs play has a very good ratio of money received to money spent on actual goal of the charity

but the goal is stupid

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