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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They love it. They would kiss the concept of the short pitched delivery if they could.

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Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



He's better than, or at least as good as Botham, obviously.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's a bit short in runs.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
This bowling is making me angry.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



What a stupid loving oval office you are Jordan.

[edit] Not out but the sentiment still stands.

freddiestarfish
Dec 4, 2005
I LIKE RABBITS
Peters laptop must have crashed when Root got those wickets. That would explain it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Front foot. For the second time. Maybe they should work on getting their feet in the same place as much as they do their arm.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Umpires call so wouldn't have been given on review anyway but still.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'm beginning to think they're not going to try and chase this.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Jimmeh !

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
lmao if we lose

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
oh no

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Ahahahahaha, what a dumb dismissal.

Edit. Ahahahahaha what a bad decision.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
This England team looks atrocious but I can't help feeling they'll somehow get it together for the NZ series and some Nick Compton-esque nobody will scrape a couple draws for them.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Does everyone get sacked if Englol don't win this?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Airstream Driver posted:

Does everyone get sacked if Englol don't win this?

Hopefully!

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

The batsmen generally, apart from Cook and Trott, have done the job in this game and scored at a reasonable enough rate against not the worst bowling side. You need a decent slow bowler on this type of pitch though and they haven't got one. But it won't be blamed on that because Tredders is a good honest lad who tries hard.

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP
When is stumps, UK time? It will be hilarious if WI bat out a draw, and at the moment our bowling is looking shite.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
about half ten. I still believe in the power of the draw

Lenin Riefenstahl
Sep 18, 2003

That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!
Gonna be a long summer

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
I love TMS going on about Stoke's tenacity and vigour when he's bowling below 80mph and has taken 0 wickets during the game. They might have stopped how: I gave up on them a hour ago.

He's a decent batsman (when he isn't getting ten ducks in a row or whatever it was), but his bowling needs a load of work to be test quality. He's fine as a number 6: but then there's the question between him and Moeen Ali and I think that Moeen is the better batsman and thus should go ahead. England'll end up dropping Jordan for the second test and will slot Stokes at 8 or something like that which would be incredibly dumb

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Not sure why Tredders is bowling instead of Root.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
They have 8 overs to bat out according to cricinfo. That doesn't take into account light conditions. I'm not watching, just following on my phone in bed.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

They're still going on about Jimmy's record. It isn't even impressive.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

cricinfo posted:

Tredwell to Holder, 1 run, around the wicket, tossed up and squeezed out into the off side - dot ball, so Roach will be on strike


Pretty clear commentary guys.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They wouldn't drop Stokes, not after this match. I'd rather see them play him as a specialist 6 who can turn his arm over a bit when necessary. Give his bowling place to someone who bowls something that's actually different to the others. Because gently caress, it's just samey as all hell.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

Burn Down Canberra posted:

They have 8 overs to bat out according to cricinfo. That doesn't take into account light conditions. I'm not watching, just following on my phone in bed.

8 overs minimum, but in the last day they can go on longer than the minimum overs. I vaguely remember that its 15 overs minimum in the last hour, which I guess started at half 9 but I could be wrong. I personally think they should go on until its too dark on day 5 if there's a chance of a result, its irritating when a test ends and its still light for another half hour...

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Jason Holder is a very good cricketer.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

goatface posted:

They wouldn't drop Stokes, not after this match. I'd rather see them play him as a specialist 6 who can turn his arm over a bit when necessary. Give his bowling place to someone who bowls something that's actually different to the others. Because gently caress, it's just samey as all hell.

The problem that they have is that they're flying out Moeen Ali, and that suggests that they'll play him. He'd be good in that sort of role as well (and he's required if England carry on playing four dedicated seamers at home) and they both can't fit in a team unless they drop one of the top 5 (not happening) or if one of them plays at number 8. If they fly out Moeen and don't play him in the two tests, then it might be a couple of counties that are pissed at England stealing spinners and not playing them

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Root to win the match.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
Root is the next Sobers

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
pretty decent captains knock here by the future captain

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They're playing like they don't want to win.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
yes, take your time and eliminate any chance you have of getting a fourth over in

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
England showing true grit grinding out this draw

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Holder owns.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
what a lad

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Pretty decent way to score his maiden first class century.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Drop Benn and I think they could probably beat this lot.

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
over 400 balls from jimmy 'world record' anderson and co faced by 6,7,8 and 9.

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