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bring back old gbs posted:rofl what the gently caress even is this??? slanty shower?? looks like the ceiling is caving in inside... and this structure was built floor to ceiling around the hole?? It's a tree. There are pictures later on (and additional pictures from this old listing, includes some extra photos including what I think is an additional "basement" area that went completely ignored in the Zillow listing) that allow you to see the tree, specifically 79 and 80 on the Zillow listing, and then this one here: 
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Jul 30, 2019 10:10
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It’s like a Grover-Dionaea-House or something.
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Jul 30, 2019 10:48
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The curse of the monkey shitter 
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Jul 30, 2019 11:07
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there wolf posted:If you we're close to me I'd trade tiling lessons for a free pass to turn my basement/crawlspace into a temple for a forbidden god. Speaking of which... you know he would have some choice words if it were a porcelain crapper
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Jul 30, 2019 12:22
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cakesmith handyman posted:The curse of the monkey shitter I'm selling these fine leather toilet seat covers
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Jul 30, 2019 16:42
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Go out and buy Loom today!
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Jul 30, 2019 16:51
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Brawnfire posted:Go out and buy Loom today! loving sold I would buy Loom or Sam and Max Hit the Road for Switch like yesterday
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Jul 30, 2019 17:21
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there wolf posted:If you we're close to me I'd trade tiling lessons for a free pass to turn my basement/crawlspace into a temple for a forbidden god. Speaking of which... 
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At what point while building a house do you decide that while you really want there to be house over there, not one but two random rear end elm trees get to stay, too?
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Jul 30, 2019 20:57
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Could be a City thing that they idiotically tried to work around rather than just making their house smaller
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The way deplorables deal with trees they’re not legally allowed to remove is that they kill them by doing stuff like driving heavy equipment over the roots. Once the tree is dead or dying, they are free to remove the “hazard”.
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Platystemon posted:The way deplorables deal with trees they’re not legally allowed to remove is that they kill them by doing stuff like driving heavy equipment over the roots. Once the tree is dead or dying, they are free to remove the “hazard”. Warning! This tree has been mined for its protection.
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Jul 30, 2019 22:33
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Behold! We;lcome to: The Pianos Of Florida                                             Have a Blessed Day 
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Was extremely confused when I thought those were all pictures of the same house
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Jul 31, 2019 19:30
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I really hope at least one of those ever, ever gets played.
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Jul 31, 2019 19:31
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What lovely buildings that will all be underwater soon. My mom had a white baby grand that she got when I was a young teenager, but she played it at least once a week. They got a player installed on it, too, so it could play itself too which was pretty awesome actually.
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Brawnfire posted:I really hope at least one of those ever, ever gets played. i tried not to include pics of pianos which were clearly used in some kind of basement studio or practice situation and not simply for decoration, because those photos weren't funny. and i've driven myself crazy looking at multiple angles of the same piano trying to determine which picture is funniest. but i included this one because of the phenomenal efforts of the listing agent to photoshop a movie frame into the wall mounted screen to make it look more lively
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Brawnfire posted:I really hope at least one of those ever, ever gets played. These two probably do. I have my doubts about the rest. Especially the very inconspicuous ones. Nothing says "virtuoso" quite like putting your grand piano under a spiral staircase.
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Jul 31, 2019 19:41
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Yeah the one with the guitars hanging near it probably gets used.
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Jul 31, 2019 19:47
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luxury handset posted:We;lcome to: The Pianos Of Florida Don't you mean the Keys of Florida?
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Zack Ater posted:Don't you mean the Keys of Florida? god drat you
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Jul 31, 2019 20:02
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The drummer for The Florida Keys sucks.
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Jul 31, 2019 20:19
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You'll never convince me that those lions aren't having a poo behind the columns
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Jul 31, 2019 20:23
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Just once I want to see a home listing with something other than a baby grand piano. How about a tasteful harpsichord or an organ? Make it a pipe organ. 
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Platystemon posted:Just once I want to see a home listing with something other than a baby grand piano. There's a harp right there! my favorite is the painting of the piano
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Jul 31, 2019 20:44
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I love this one because it's so obvious they bought the piano to match the staircase
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Antivehicular posted:I love this one because it's so obvious they bought the piano to match the staircase It's so kawai 
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Jul 31, 2019 21:17
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What gets me about these piano placements is how many of them have benches or seats near the piano where they intend the audience to sit. Kawai's suffering bench is by the long windows there.
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Enchanted Hat posted:It's so kawai came here to say this, give me half of any of the humor points generated by the above statement tia
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Jul 31, 2019 21:32
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Zack Ater posted:Don't you mean the Keys of Florida? Get on a bus and go straight to Hell.
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Jul 31, 2019 21:46
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Youth Decay posted:Look at this guillotine-worthy bullshit. 32,000 square feet with an 11,000 sf guest house and 2644sf pool house. Formerly owned by this rich fucker https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Tull. Price has been dropped from $85 million to $60 million with no takers, probably because it is a beige hell. That place ended up selling for 35 million dollars. Hopefully whoever bought it is going to burn it to the ground and start over.
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Jul 31, 2019 23:09
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luxury handset posted:Behold! I must be broken inside, because I really like this.
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yeah, there's a few nicely done rooms at the top to make the awful ones funnier. if i was going to make a coffee table book of copyright violating stolen listing photos i'd make that one the cover even people with otherwise good taste like to decorate with baby grands
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Aug 1, 2019 00:25
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luxury handset posted:even people with otherwise good taste like to decorate with baby grands be sure to let us know when that gets posted
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Goober Peas posted:I must be broken inside, because I really like this. There's nothing wrong with that room other than the lovely looking piano. I can't tell who made it, but it's very "thin" and I bet doesn't sound good or feel good to play. It's also placed entirely wrong for acoustics. So yeah....display piano.
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PRADA SLUT posted:be sure to let us know when that gets posted 
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That actually has a bunch of sheet music on it. Unless they are really into making it look like someone plays it I'd say it getting played.
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You just know they wanted to use wormy barnwood and chickened out fakedit- great name for an undertaker btw
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