TRUMP249: Dr. Keith Assblow

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

A Handed Missus posted:

Nah she's the billionaress who single-handedly financed and staffed Trump's campaign.

The piss savant is the guy Mercer wanted as the America's chief scientist.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:03

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 22:15

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
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safely sodomized posted:

pussy grabbed em by the balls

right, so that is a good catte

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:03

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

angerbeet posted:

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/912695768183709697

is kelly giving trump gold stars or something?

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:03

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

MysteriousStranger posted:

Well, her slogan settled on "I'm with her" after "it's her turn" was realized to be a bad idea so...

From across party lines, both Teixeira and Ayres see a common thread between Clinton�s big deficit among working-class whites and the disappointing turnout results among minorities. Each believes that both problems reflected Clinton�s inability to connect with both groups of voters on their core economic concerns while her campaign stressed other issues�particularly her support for an inclusive society and the case against Trump.

�What was the message that the median voter might have taken away?� Teixeira asked. �You shouldn�t vote for Donald Trump because he�s a bad man, and Hillary Clinton is a nice person and we�re �stronger together.� That was a really uncompelling message, not only for white, non-college[-educated] voters but for blacks and Latinos as well. These kinds of voters are looking for other changes in their lives.�

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:04

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

zegermans posted:

yeah the problem is that this is how the neoliberals operate. Of course we need to waive it for this emergency, it's the right thing to do. Then they say "well we can just keep it waived" and there's nothing that can be done about it. They always win because they're willing to shoot the hostage.

It was waived after katrina

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:04

McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/912705871804846080

quote:

BERN, Switzerland � North Korean government officials have been quietly trying to arrange talks with Republican-linked analysts in Washington, in an apparent attempt to make sense of President Trump and his confusing messages to Kim Jong Un�s regime.

The outreach began before the current eruption of threats between the two leaders, but will likely become only more urgent as Trump and Kim have descended into name-calling that, many analysts worry, sharply increases the chances of potentially catastrophic misunderstandings.

�Their No. 1 concern is Trump. They can�t figure him out,� said one person with direct knowledge of North Korea�s approach to Asia experts with Republican connections.

[...]

But since Trump�s election in November, the North Korean representatives have been predominantly interested in figuring out the unconventional president�s strategy, according to almost a dozen people involved in the discussions. All asked for anonymity to talk about the sensitive meetings.

Early in Trump�s term, the North Koreans had been asking broad questions: Is President Trump serious about closing American military bases in South Korea and Japan, as he said on the campaign trail? Might he really send American nuclear weapons back to the southern half of the Korean Peninsula?

But the questions have since become more specific. Why, for instance, are Trump�s top officials, notably Defense Secretary Jim Mattis and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, directly contradicting the president so often?

[...]

The North Koreans at the meeting displayed an �encyclopedic� knowledge of Trump�s tweets, to the extent that they were able to quote them back to the Americans present.

Pyongyang�s delegation was headed by Choe Kang Il, deputy director of the Americas division in the foreign ministry, and he was accompanied by three officials in their late 20s who wowed the other participants with their intellectual analysis and their perfect, American-accented English. One even explained to the other delegates how the U.S. Congress works.

�They were as self-confident as I�ve ever seen them,� said Cossa. Revere added: �They may be puzzled about our intentions but they have a very clear set of intentions of their own.�

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:05

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

https://twitter.com/nycguidovoice/status/746795276346720256?lang=en

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:06

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Sir Tonk posted:

is kelly giving trump gold stars or something?

p much donnie has a daily schedule calendar that he doesn't understand because he doesn't understand a loving thing but he knows if he gets a gold star for a particular meeting he was a good boy.

there are not a lot of gold stars on his schedule

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:06

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

boethius posted:

honestly would rather have Penguin as our president

Arkham City Penguin 2020

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:06

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

McGlockenshire posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/912705871804846080

quote:

The North Koreans at the meeting displayed an �encyclopedic� knowledge of Trump�s tweets, to the extent that they were able to quote them back to the Americans present.

I love how this is a sentence in TYOOL 2017

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:06

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/UK_LDC/status/9...er%3D124%23pti3

i've actually seen this a few times from british leftists and it's always amazing

just "try answering your own question dumbass" to dumb questions

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:07

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

safely sodomized posted:

pussy grabbed em by the balls

that's a good catte

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:07

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/UK_LDC/status/9...er%3D124%23pti3

he is 100% correct

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:08

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

MariusLecter posted:

Arkham City Penguin 2020

"riddle me this: who has a basic grasp of constitutional law and the ability to assign skilled advisors to critical positions?"

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:08

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

remember when melania wore an outfit with a pussy bow to some event immediately after the pussy grab tape dropped

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:08

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Low Desert Punk posted:

wow this guy sucks

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:08

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Biggest college basketball scandal of all time press conference getting started now:

http://www.wdrb.com/story/36454374/watch-live-us-attorneys-office-to-address-fbis-investigation-of-ncaa-officials-at-12-pm

This blows every other scandal out of the water. Tulane? Memphis? Hahahahahaha, welcome to insane-o zone.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:08

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Teikanmi posted:

https://twitter.com/nycguidovoice/status/746795276346720256?lang=en

the dick tracy reboot is looking amazing

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:08

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Shageletic posted:

This article posted earlier is doing a good job currently freaking out my coworkers, so good job guys: http://www.38north.org/2017/09/jdethomas092517/

more people should read this, btw, especially in light of that North Korea / Republican meeting article above

The situation is quickly approaching inevitability

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:08

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Shageletic posted:

https://twitter.com/NedSparks/status/912444885369851904

"Pounded in the Butt With My Own Dick by My Own Cat Who Also Stole My Dick to Pound Me in the Butt With"

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:09

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/912710057707675648

ahahah

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:10

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

bad kitty

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:10

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

more people should read this, btw, especially in light of that North Korea / Republican meeting article above

The situation is quickly approaching inevitability

trump said the exact same poo poo he's been saying for weeks, just at a different place

i guarantee it meant nothing to him

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:10

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

triple sulk posted:

it's gonna be funny as poo poo when big luther loses by 15 points

Excited to see Trump and his cronies asked about Roy Moore's insane hatred of everything except what he is

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:10

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/UK_LDC/status/9...er%3D124%23pti3

this is a super good speech and the reporter hamming it up is a moron

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:10

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

mormonpartyboat posted:

this thread owns and goes on a wondrous journey

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/911654316406071296
https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/911708668462166016
https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/911719643663933442

Raylan Givens would not stand for this

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:12

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Yinlock posted:

trump said the exact same poo poo he's been saying for weeks, just at a different place

i guarantee it meant nothing to him

so?

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:12

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

mister magpie posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/912710057707675648

ahahah

he's still chasing the idiotic "college campuses are dens of evil leftist thought" dragon

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:12

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

its a shame he voted for brexit because even with noble intentions the tories are still in charge

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:12

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

edit: i hate my browser

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:12

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Shageletic posted:

This article posted earlier is doing a good job currently freaking out my coworkers, so good job guys: http://www.38north.org/2017/09/jdethomas092517/

where do u work and what am i supposed to infer from ur coworkers freaking out l

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:12

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Yinlock posted:

he's still chasing the idiotic "college campuses are dens of evil leftist thought" dragon

I look forward to all the incredible contortions to only apply "free speech" to the right.

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:13

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

McGlockenshire posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/912705871804846080

lmao north korea is cargo culting are idiot witch doctor president

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:13

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

so?

my point exactly

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:13

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

#ImWithHerzog

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:13

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

boethius posted:

honestly would rather have Penguin as our president

Cobblepot may be criminal scum with a massive inferiority complex but at least he's loyal to his workers

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:14

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Jose posted:

its a shame he voted for brexit because even with noble intentions the tories are still in charge

i thought labour's brexit support post-vote was basically "it's better to just do it then dwell in this weird half-brexit where nothing can get done"

# ? Sep 26, 2017 17:14

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle