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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Shots fired at the president, I repeat, shots fired.

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Yeah but literally none of those things you said matter to this person. The only thing they care about is "is abortion legal?"

The Behind the Bastards episode on Ben Shapiro's lovely "Arrrgh, young people are having sex all the time and it makes me, a confirmed virginal manlet, extremely mad" book is hilarious, because it's just an hour of Robert Evans laughing his rear end off and going "No, Ben, everything you said is just statistically wrong, and here are the numbers to prove it."

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

great big cardboard tube posted:

Only the most broke and desperate or truly donkey brained lawyers would agree to represent these people so I'm sadly not that surprised at their level of counsel
There are absolutely ways to represent these people without being a complete idiot, even the greenest attorney in a PD's office would be going "you needed to flip yesterday, keep your mouth shut, I'll ask the DA for a deal on the down-low." Not whatever this fast track ticket to being an example used in an ethics CLE course is. This is especially incompetent, I can't even.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






OK that should be everyone who requested a gang tag so far, if you don't have it yet it's been queued.

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

nine-gear crow posted:

The Behind the Bastards episode on Ben Shapiro's lovely "Arrrgh, young people are having sex all the time and it makes me, a confirmed virginal manlet, extremely mad" book is hilarious, because it's just an hour of Robert Evans laughing his rear end off and going "No, Ben, everything you said is just statistically wrong, and here are the numbers to prove it."

What's the episode number / name of the book so I can maybe look this up? This sounds like a fun listen.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


haljordan posted:

OK that should be everyone who requested a gang tag so far, if you don't have it yet it's been queued.

Representing the lolest day of my life.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



haljordan posted:

OK that should be everyone who requested a gang tag so far, if you don't have it yet it's been queued.

Thank you for your service

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


haljordan posted:

OK that should be everyone who requested a gang tag so far, if you don't have it yet it's been queued.

I think mine got missed (it was early and I was vague sorry)

pixaal posted:

We giving this out or do we have to buy a new avatar?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

haljordan posted:

OK that should be everyone who requested a gang tag so far, if you don't have it yet it's been queued.

can i have my third gangtag plz hal :rudy:

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Hobo Clown posted:

FREE TRUMP

NO CRIMES COMMITTED

For some reason the look of that post makes me picture a "Don't dead open inside" thing:

FREE NO CRIMES

TRUMP COMMITTED

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Just another guy with a beard and sunglasses ranting in a car.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

MrQwerty posted:

can i have my third gangtag plz hal :rudy:

If possible I will take one too. pls k thx

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Data Graham posted:

I'm not sure of the provenance of this data but

https://www.statista.com/statistics/191219/reported-violent-crime-rate-in-the-usa-since-1990/



FBI violent crime statistics seem to back it up. Haven't done a lot of digging. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH lol just kidding I'm lazy

https://bjs.ojp.gov/library/publications/criminal-victimization-2021

Urban rates of violent crime increased in 2021. It sucks, but the longer trend is that violent crime is continuing to decrease, just at a slowed rate. That url has the full report which is really worth a complete read and not just a headline/summary, but the highlight include:

Highlights
From 1993 to 2021, the rate of violent victimization declined from 79.8 to 16.5 victimizations per 1,000 persons age 12 or older.
About 46% of violent victimizations were reported to police in 2021, higher than 2020 (40%).
From 2020 to 2021, the violent victimization rate increased from 19.0 to 24.5 victimizations per 1,000 persons in urban areas while remaining unchanged in suburban or rural areas.
A larger share of violent victimizations in 2021 (9%) than in 2020 (6%) resulted in the victim receiving assistance from a victim service provider.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Someone just posted this on work slack. The channel is #misery so I doubt a snide joke would land well but I'll let you all fill in the blanks

Compusaur
Jun 23, 2009
:barf:
oh no thanks bro i'm cool

my cat is norris posted:

here i did the thing

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I'm late but please please I need it

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






pixaal posted:

I think mine got missed (it was early and I was vague sorry)

MrQwerty posted:

can i have my third gangtag plz hal :rudy:

Queued for both.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

haljordan posted:

OK that should be everyone who requested a gang tag so far, if you don't have it yet it's been queued.

ur a good one hal, even if you don't like hot dogs

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

CommieGIR posted:

Just another guy with a beard and sunglasses ranting in a car.

You know this is a bit, right?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



kw0134 posted:

There are absolutely ways to represent these people without being a complete idiot, even the greenest attorney in a PD's office would be going "you needed to flip yesterday, keep your mouth shut, I'll ask the DA for a deal on the down-low." Not whatever this fast track ticket to being an example used in an ethics CLE course is. This is especially incompetent, I can't even.

And Meadows and Chesebro's attorneys are trying legal strategies that make sense. They're not winning, but they're trying and they know enough to try to get their clients as far from Trump as possible. Other ones we're seeing seem to be cargo culting their plans; "Yeah, I should get to take my case to federal court, too! Never mind that I don't even remotely meet any kind of standard for justifying it, I'll just make some poo poo up!"

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Magnetic North posted:

What's the episode number / name of the book so I can maybe look this up? This sounds like a fun listen.

Episode 105: Ben Shapiro Wrote A Book About Sex. The book itself is called Porn Generation.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
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CommieGIR posted:

Just another guy with a beard and sunglasses ranting in a car.

Isn't this guy doing a bit? I can't tell anymore.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Preoptopus posted:

Isn't this guy doing a bit? I can't tell anymore

He's the guy who started out (?) with Covid chud style rants that always devolved into perfectly-cut coughing paroxysms at the end

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

haljordan posted:

Queued for both.

well hot dog!

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


haljordan posted:

OK that should be everyone who requested a gang tag so far, if you don't have it yet it's been queued.

Hit me please

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



haljordan posted:

OK that should be everyone who requested a gang tag so far, if you don't have it yet it's been queued.

Thank you, I'm sure it's not easy with so many people requesting it.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

haljordan posted:

OK that should be everyone who requested a gang tag so far, if you don't have it yet it's been queued.

I’d love one.

ElectricWatermelon
Jan 8, 2020


haljordan posted:

OK that should be everyone who requested a gang tag so far, if you don't have it yet it's been queued.

Hell yeah! Thanks! :tipshat:

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


haljordan posted:

OK that should be everyone who requested a gang tag so far, if you don't have it yet it's been queued.

No probation despite my obvious crimes (request). Looks like I’ve wriggled my way out of this jam YET AGAIN! (Just like your favorite president (ME!!)!!

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




haljordan posted:

Queued for both.

Am I? I'm not British but I can try to queue.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Which parts of trump are hollow to achieve 215?

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Grey Cat posted:

Shots fired at the president, I repeat, shots fired.

All he has left to return fire is blanks, assuming that he has anything loaded at all.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



haljordan posted:

OK that should be everyone who requested a gang tag so far, if you don't have it yet it's been queued.

I missed the deadline for sixers but I’d def take a tag in its place.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

poisonpill posted:

No probation despite my obvious crimes (request). Looks like I’ve wriggled my way out of this jam YET AGAIN! (Just like your favorite president (ME!!)!!

log off and go to bed dr. president

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



haljordan posted:

OK that should be everyone who requested a gang tag so far, if you don't have it yet it's been queued.

Fresh off my trump probe and asking for a gangtag thank you for your service

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

?????????????????????

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


kw0134 posted:

There are absolutely ways to represent these people without being a complete idiot, even the greenest attorney in a PD's office would be going "you needed to flip yesterday, keep your mouth shut, I'll ask the DA for a deal on the down-low." Not whatever this fast track ticket to being an example used in an ethics CLE course is. This is especially incompetent, I can't even.

Would you take the job under the assumption they'll actually listen to you, stfu, and flip? The nature of the crimes probably scares off any lawyer who would go in with that plan, so what they're left with is... This

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Toxic Mental posted:

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lol he's having the time of his life

None of this is real to him

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Djarum posted:

Yeah no Chuckie. We have all been laughing our asses off at it. The copium and projection from the right in all of this is adding to the lols.

i genuinely have not been happier in a year

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002


I am crying trying not to LOL at work. This is one of his better bits.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Toxic Mental posted:

?????????????????????



Hold on I've got a few more :lol: to spare

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