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BYOB has a long standing tradition of admiring cute waitstaff from afar and doing nothing Maybe you should try that
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FluffieDuckie posted:BYOB has a long standing tradition of admiring cute waitstaff from afar and doing nothing While that is the old standby, I figure I should try something new for once. My thing with waitresses is, how stupid is it for me to think they're into me, or to perceive flirting, when, in reality, they're just (successfully, I might add) trying to get good tips? |
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Sep 12, 2016 03:37
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The Bananana posted:While that is the old standby, I figure I should try something new for once. You don't need to be certain that someone is flirting with you before asking them out. Just ask for her number and if she turns you down then move on (don't tip her less either because that's a dick move). |
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Sep 12, 2016 03:54
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The Bananana posted:While that is the old standby, I figure I should try something new for once. You're not wrong. And waitresses get hit on all the time. But hell, ask her out. Worst case you have to find a new place to eat if she turns you down.
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Sep 12, 2016 03:56
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Um... this place has really good pancakes. |
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Sep 12, 2016 03:58
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The Bananana posted:Um... this place has really good pancakes. Tough call then
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Sep 12, 2016 03:59
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You guys are very wise. Thank you for your guidance. :L |
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Sep 12, 2016 04:01
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are you 100% sure she's not a zombie?
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Sep 12, 2016 04:01
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Luvcow posted:are you 100% sure she's not a zombie?  Now that you mention it, no I am not... |
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Sep 12, 2016 04:02
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Whatever you do just don't be too persistent. She's basically trapped there so using her as a captive audience for your flirtation for longer than one quick number-ask is uncool. (e: that doesn't mean you can't find a cute way to initiate the number ask I'm just saying don't push it and remember that she's stuck there) If she says no just say okay that's cool sorry to bother you, she won't hold it against you as long as you don't act weird towards her and you can still get pancakes Worst case scenario i make good pancakes come to my place alnilam fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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Sep 12, 2016 04:02
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alnilam posted:Whatever you do just don't be too persistent. She's basically trapped there so using her as a captive audience for your flirtation for longer than one quick number-ask is uncool. 
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Sep 12, 2016 04:03
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pancakes
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Sep 12, 2016 04:04
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looking for love in all the wrong pancakes |
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Sep 12, 2016 04:05
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Macnult posted:looking for love in all the wrong pancakes
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Sep 12, 2016 04:06
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a tv series where each episode the protagonist sees a different potential love in his pancakes, his mentor is a wise old maple tree in his backyard
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Sep 12, 2016 04:08
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*jack on his cell phone talking with the maple tree* "oh my god! its her, the girl i saw in my pancakes this morning! i gotta go dude!" *maple tree* "good luck jack, good luck..." *phone hangs up*
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Sep 12, 2016 04:11
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Can the maple trees name be Mable? And it's one of those things where, at the end of the series, after a season or two of will they won't they tension, it turns out Jack and Mable get together? |
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Sep 12, 2016 04:12
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Luvcow posted:a tv series where each episode the protagonist sees a different potential love in his pancakes, his mentor is a wise old maple tree in his backyard the perfect syrup is nothing without the perfect pancake what is it that makes love truly thrive? the right batter? the perfect ratio of chocolate chips? |
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Sep 12, 2016 04:13
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Jack meets Latke and is nervous to introduce her to his Catholic family |
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Sep 12, 2016 04:14
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Lastgirl posted:2nd season foreshadows him, 3rd season is coming out next week on netflix so i finished up at the right time I was kinda hoping it was going to be more like that seance episode, which was good as hell. ---------------- |
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Sep 12, 2016 04:22
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mable story
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Sep 12, 2016 05:02
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Brownian! You disappeared after you requested a sig! I drew it but you never came back!! you are the best and thank you I will go find the image today and sig it. I am back now!! 
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Sep 12, 2016 11:40
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hello thread. byob is an entirely new world for me but you all seem like nice and chill ppl so i look forward to your posts. peace 
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Sep 12, 2016 12:07
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sig made by vanisher |
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Luvcow posted:*jack on his cell phone talking with the maple tree* "oh my god! its her, the girl i saw in my pancakes this morning! i gotta go dude!" |
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Sep 12, 2016 12:08
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godspeed, jack
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Sep 12, 2016 12:09
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Sankta Lucia posted:hello thread. byob is an entirely new world for me but you all seem like nice and chill ppl so i look forward to your posts. peace second saint has hit the thread! hi ---------------- |
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Sep 12, 2016 12:13
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Sankta Lucia posted:hello thread. byob is an entirely new world for me but you all seem like nice and chill ppl so i look forward to your posts. peace hello friend!
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Sep 12, 2016 13:51
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Luvcow posted:pancakes
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Sep 12, 2016 14:32
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The Bananana posted:While that is the old standby, I figure I should try something new for once. It doesn't matter if she's flirting with you or not because you can ask someone out even if they're not flirting with you. But I will tell you in my experience that I've never met anyone who works in a service job who likes being asked out when they're working the job, especially from a customer who's going to come back. We're working. We don't have time for that. It's an automatic no for me if a dude tries to pick me up while I'm working. It's not even a judgement on them. I just have other things to do than figure out whether I want to pursue a relationship. And it's creepy when they wait until you're finishing your shift to ask. It's just not meant to be. If we meet some other way, fine. ---------------- |
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Sep 12, 2016 15:59
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Sankta Lucia posted:hello thread. byob is an entirely new world for me but you all seem like nice and chill ppl so i look forward to your posts. peace Welcome, Sankta! Glad you could make it.
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Sep 12, 2016 16:26
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ask her what her favorite overwatch hero is
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Sep 12, 2016 16:33
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The Bananana posted:Um... this place has really good pancakes. don't risk it, pancakes are true love
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Sep 12, 2016 16:39
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also good morning byob, i am having pancakes with my oldest friend (she's 93!). she's going to model the coat i made at our guild meeting, then we're going the bookstore and i'm taking her to the dispensary because she's cool as h*ck.
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Sep 12, 2016 16:44
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I guess I'll just have to keep getting pamcakes then. :/ |
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Sep 12, 2016 16:44
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So you're sayin' there's a chance!? |
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Sep 12, 2016 16:49
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The Bananana posted:So you're sayin' there's a chance!? Yes It's just not a big chance and it might make things a little awkward but you only live once. Wouldn't you like to find out for yourself what happens when you ask a cute waitress out?
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Sep 12, 2016 17:09
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I once dated a cute waitress who i asked out while she was at work, it can happen!! Just be respectful and don't be a creep |
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Sep 12, 2016 17:12
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i think you should ask the 93 year old out she sounds way cooler than this waitress
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Sep 12, 2016 17:14
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The Bananana posted:You guys are very wise. Thank you for your guidance. :L order two stacks of pancakes and ask if she wants one |
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Sep 12, 2016 17:22
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if they are that good, who could resist |
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