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spechtie posted:floorpizza is worst pizza
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dr_rat posted:lol, all the fancy gadgets in the world can't save you from general incompetence. I refuse to feel bad for people that won't just take a pizza out the easy way and have their fingers be a bit warm. It's even on wax paper or something, could have just grabbed that and pulled it out.  it's better everytime I see it again.
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May 3, 2024 00:46
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That pizza deserved to die anyway
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May 3, 2024 00:46
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Captain Hygiene posted:That pizza deserved to die anyway it was sliced cheese right? It looks like it, so yea it's not a huge loss to the world.
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May 3, 2024 00:51
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Yeah, I'm not even an American cheese hater, it just belongs nowhere near pizza.
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May 3, 2024 00:54
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Captain Hygiene posted:Yeah, I'm not even an American cheese hater, it just belongs nowhere near pizza. throw some cut up hot dogs on there for a real treat
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May 3, 2024 01:04
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Literally A Person posted:throw some cut up hot dogs on there for a real treat Don't forget a healthy portion of ketchup.
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May 3, 2024 01:26
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spechtie posted:yeah, they shouldve used: I don't remember this STP song. quote:floorpizza is worst pizza This thing looks like a product that would be sold in one of those commercials where a bunch of idiots in black and white are failing are very simple things, except it's also failing at said very simple thing. So it's both the problem and solution at once.
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May 3, 2024 01:33
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Detective Thompson posted:I don't remember this STP song. The reviews I've seen of all those sliding pizza peel things are that they're all pieces of complete garbage. Just like absolutely flimsy cheap laser cut wood, and the sliding surface only lasts a few tries before it gets caught up in the handle and shreds itself to bits. There are like a million of them on Amazon now and I don't know who they're for. They're all trying to be like a lovely version of this thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDlHGhKHIdM
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May 3, 2024 01:44
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Detective Thompson posted:I don't remember this STP song. Thanks, Obama.
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May 3, 2024 01:50
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HamburgerTownUSA posted:They're all trying to be like a lovely version of this thing: Lol that's fuckin cool
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May 3, 2024 01:51
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HamburgerTownUSA posted:The reviews I've seen of all those sliding pizza peel things are that they're all pieces of complete garbage. Just like absolutely flimsy cheap laser cut wood, and the sliding surface only lasts a few tries before it gets caught up in the handle and shreds itself to bits. There are like a million of them on Amazon now and I don't know who they're for. If this isn't fake then it's friggin magic. It's def not something you get for $15 on amazon.
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May 3, 2024 01:55
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i can do that with my tongue for free
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May 3, 2024 01:57
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I can also do that with that guy's tongue
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May 3, 2024 02:06
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nesamdoom posted:If this isn't fake then it's friggin magic. It's def not something you get for $15 on amazon.
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May 3, 2024 02:28
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nesamdoom posted:If this isn't fake then it's friggin magic. It's def not something you get for $15 on amazon. Right. You get it for $4 on Alibaba.
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May 3, 2024 02:46
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That video is 12 years old. How the poo poo has that not taken over the world by now.
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May 3, 2024 02:55
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Philthy posted:That video is 12 years old. How the poo poo has that not taken over the world by now. Boston Dynamics doesn't have the license or it'd be a robot dog tongue by now. Laughing now at a robodog stealing my pizza when I look away.
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May 3, 2024 02:59
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a lot of those As-Seen-on-TV type products are meant for disabled people, but they have to come up with a use case for the rest of the population to justify production costs. Bummer. That said, I'd love to be proven wrong, but that treadmill pizza peal looks way too fiddly, heavy, clunky, and unbalanced for any applications I can imagine where a disabled person is retrieving a pizza. I think it might just be a dumb gimmick for gullible idiots.
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May 3, 2024 07:02
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spechtie posted:floorpizza is worst pizza Some people love this thing apparently. Plenty of bad reviews. Who's gonna buy one and review it for us? https://www.amazon.com/XANGNIER-Sliding-Transfers-Perfectly-Accessories/dp/B0CPHR7SG5 LvK posted:a lot of those As-Seen-on-TV type products are meant for disabled people, but they have to come up with a use case for the rest of the population to justify production costs. Bummer. I'm pretty drat disabled and this thing looks like a nightmare.
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May 3, 2024 18:15
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i love these lazy photoshopped amazon product photos
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May 3, 2024 18:24
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Grandpa's trying to eat videogame textures again, I think it's finally nursing home time
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May 3, 2024 18:35
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I'm more worried about gram gram trying to stab his wrist with a fork
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May 3, 2024 18:56
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2-D pizza can't sustain grandma. She demands man-flesh!
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May 3, 2024 19:19
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Like just get a normal pizza peel, they're not expensive and work really good. Theres a decent lookin one I saw online for like $19, cmon now.
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May 3, 2024 19:31
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Still laffin' over here about the lovely pizza that person was trying to take out of the oven and then it plopped on the floor face down.
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May 3, 2024 19:33
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spechtie posted:floorpizza is worst pizza
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May 3, 2024 19:39
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Detective Thompson posted:Still laffin' over here about the lovely pizza that person was trying to take out of the oven and then it plopped on the floor face down. You've never had floor pizza? It's best if it's in a box so you can store it under the bed, but a floor is basically a big plate. If it lands cheese side down? It's good and Messy...eat it with a fork...
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May 3, 2024 20:11
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Eat the pizza off the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo
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May 3, 2024 22:06
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I just enjoyed a small Home Run Inn frozen sausage pizza. It did not fall on the floor, as I am not an oaf, but I probably would have animalized it if it did fall face up.
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May 3, 2024 23:20
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Detective Thompson posted:I just enjoyed a small Home Run Inn frozen sausage pizza. It did not fall on the floor, as I am not an oaf, but I probably would have animalized it if it did fall face up. I wouldn't blame you, those are the best frozen pizzas I've had. I really miss back when I lived in the Midwest, I don't think they sell them at stores all that far outside of Chicago. I haven't seen them since I moved across the country, anyway.
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May 3, 2024 23:50
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Data Graham posted:Eat the pizza off the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo This is my love language.
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May 4, 2024 00:31
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Captain Hygiene posted:I wouldn't blame you, those are the best frozen pizzas I've had. I really miss back when I lived in the Midwest, I don't think they sell them at stores all that far outside of Chicago. I haven't seen them since I moved across the country, anyway. They have them out here in NH, at least in a couple stores near me. Not a crazy amount of topping selections, but I don't know how many they have to begin with anyway. I first had their stuff when I was in Chicago last year, and was surprised to see them around here the other day. It's certainly a fine frozen pie. Detective Thompson fucked around with this message at 01:35 on May 4, 2024 |
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May 4, 2024 00:51
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I love Home Run Inn sausage so goddamn munch, it’s such a bummer that the pies they make with vegetables are terrible. SOP (sausage onion pepper) is the classic tavern pie and they just can’t crack that nut for frozen.
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May 4, 2024 01:03
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Yeah, veggies are always a weak point for frozen pizzas. For Home Run, I always just got sausage or pepperoni and dressed it up with some fresh stuff if I wanted more toppings.
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May 4, 2024 01:08
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Data Graham posted:Eat the pizza off the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo 
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May 4, 2024 01:45
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some pizza art: Daniel Arthur - Pizza Boy II oil on panel
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May 4, 2024 03:33
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I just bought a Home Run Inn pizza for the first time a while ago due to people on the forums talking about it. It's still in my freezer. I'll have to try it soon. Maybe even tonight!
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May 4, 2024 18:08
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At my favorite pizza place the owner decided that anchovies could no longer be offered as a side, even though they're perfectly safe. I double checked to make sure they were still the same perfectly safe anchovies and not like raw uncured ones. Yep the same. I just ordered my normal pizza and then got a 6" pizza with no sauce, no cheese, and double anchovy on it. Costs a lot more and I bet they gently caress it up. Gonna loving smell up their whole restaurant and the delivery driver's car. So they got 1 star Google and Yelp reviews where I called out the owner by name for being a dumbass. Unsurprisingly they've been getting a lot of other negative reviews lately too.
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