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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

lol at the guy getting all aggro and then being the only one to roll over

Jim Jordan is gonna give this admin absolute hell

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Nov 18, 2016

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Schnorkles posted:

andromeda isn't actually that bad goons are very confusing

The River City Ransom remake is pretty good.

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

FAUXTON posted:

covered in piss

yeah, and flyblown, natted with pubes, topped off with a light dusting of russian nanobots

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Weeping Wound posted:

and now I just realized I can just use my work subscription of Photoshop instead of trying to sculpt marble with a rock and a spoon with GIMP :doh:

but gimp is such a quality program with great UI

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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trump is at -12 approval via rasmussen lmao

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




http://i.imgur.com/7HIDFDB.mp4

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Epic High Five posted:

The whole thing is a masterpiece.

ya, def. seeing it in theatersstill sounds like a treat tho

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Fojar38 posted:

trump is at -12 approval via rasmussen lmao
Do polls mean anything anymore?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/bluechoochoo/status/845474247824723968

This article is so good

The entire administration cannot get out of its own way

in bannons defense they are total children

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Yinlock posted:

in bannons defense they are total children

why would you ever defend bannon

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

No you

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Fojar38 posted:

trump is at -12 approval via rasmussen lmao

Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort!

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Samurai Sanders posted:

Do polls mean anything anymore?

Q: does anything matter
  • A. no
  • B. no
  • C. no
  • D. no
  • E. none of the above matter

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

anime was right posted:

but gimp is such a quality program with great UI

some of the stuff is amazing, like shift scroll and CTRL+SHIFT+A for easy deselect, but tools like magnetic lasso and such help crutch me through making something decent

plus I still have yet to get a good photograph out of how GIMP processes it :shrug:

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/nickbilton/status/845455887942664192

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

texaholic posted:

So trump will destroy the freedom/tea party/suicide caucus? Is he really a Democrat in disguise? The deep "deep" state manchurian candidate?

He is his own player; he will shatter the red team and convert some of the richer blues to the blingin new Golden Party, where all fifteen of the ruling class will chill at his beach house and sip lemonade mixed&served by legalized immigrants who got honorary citizenship in exchange for becoming corporate slaves. (and their owners cast their votes for them, this is important. none of that wussy 3/5ths nonsense. those voters are bought and paid for. legally, because that's the law.)



Alternate joke: I behold a vision of the future and lo! For it is the holy meatspin spiraling into a fractal of infinite dicks.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Matoi Ryuko posted:

ya, def. seeing it in theatersstill sounds like a treat tho

I'm pretty sure it only had like a 50 theater release total, and amazingly one of those theaters was in Castleton, IN at the same theater I later saw the MST3K movie live

Man, memories. Sometimes the girls you see Hedwig with and screw around bigly with while watching Quills come and go and sometimes they become lifelong best friends

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Nov 18, 2016

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tacodaemon posted:

i wonder what will happen to us DC residents when the united states unravels

We're going to run a thriving tourism business. We're also going to loving murder anyone who gets in our way as we reclaim our land from the Virginians. We will be a perfect diamond again, or we'll be nothing!

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
freep

quote:

Expect the same dog and pony show with “tax reform”

It aint gonna happen.

quote:

OH. It’ll get done. Probably with Democrat votes. “Conservatives” will rue the day they knee capped a POTUS like this.

quote:

I say he wanted it killed, because Ryan & friends had money coming out of it. Ryan is 120% WHORE.....just like Mitch McConnell

quote:

If you want medical costs to plummet, give is 200,000 NEW DOCTORS!!MORE DOCTORS!!

quote:

Ryan has to go nuclear.

Kill Medicare. Kill Medicaid. Kill the VA. Kill Tri Care. Kill the insurance companies. No more claim forms. No more insurance cards. Just direct doctor-patient relationships. Charitable trusts can be set up to offset the medical costs of the poor.

It’s over. Time for Jacob to smash the idols.

quote:

Trump will not stick the Democrats with anything.

He is, as we type, reaching out to them to cut a new deal.

This POTUS is a non-ideological pragmatist and progressive in the Teddy Roosevelt mold.

He is going to leave the Republicans to rot in their own putrid vomit.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I am 120% whore.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



haha

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Q: does anything matter
  • A. no
  • B. no
  • C. no
  • D. no
  • E. none of the above matter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX1x7pfH8fw

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/845389364515356672

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/nytpolitics/status/845425034202136578

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


lol tim heidecker

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

3o works in the white house?!?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




unironically the best scene in anime

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/iamnotasmartboy/status/845393591782432769

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Schnorkles posted:

this whole "Devin Nunes is pretty obviously a compromised foreign asset" thing going rn is sort of weirding me out

The real question is how they turned him. Because he's a Republican so it was probably Pizzagate.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

gently caress that's a good joke imo

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cD9x1xTSjw

lionel hutz is my spirit aminal

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


Goddamn these vampires

ixnay
Jun 11, 2002

rainbow dash why are you making such a cool face?!
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/845433630944104448

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



DON'T TOUCH THE TRIM

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

unironically the best scene in anime

reported for ephebophilia

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Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

financially racist posted:

i can't wait for them to find russian ties to sean hannity, too

He licks Trump's balls because he can't not toady. The Russians don't need to turn him, they already turned his Daddy.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Great song

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i cant believe trump drinks keurig

he strikes me like jack nikelsons character from bucket list and jack drinks the most expensive coffee because more $ = better and then at the end morgan freeman tells him every bean passes out of a cats butthole. except nobody in trumps aadmin would have the balls to tell him

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