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3 DONG HORSE posted:So many OSHA violations in this Dwarven underground city Clearly the orcs removed the railings Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 08:48 on May 12, 2024 |
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3 DONG HORSE posted:https://shop.wizkids.com/products/dungeons-dragons-honor-among-thieves-themberchaud-13-plush-by-kidrobot I'm also into plushies, which is why I was really happy I was able to grab one of these: https://www.masterreplicas.com/en-us/products/star-trek-lower-desks-moopsy-plush-10inch
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Last night I rented a car and started driving to Banff, to go aurora hunting. After a while of driving, I decided that I had missed it, so I turned around and went home. In the morning, I found out that it was visible in Calgary after all, after I had gone to bed. My wife drove for an hour or so out of Chicago and she told me she got to see them. I think she went up near McHenry county. Wish I could’ve gone, but someone had to stay with the kid.
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May 12, 2024 12:20
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I've been back from Portugal for two weeks now and my internal clock still insists I get up at like 4 AM every day no matter what time I go to bed. When will the torment end At least I've been able to spend my morning making bread and poo poo
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May 12, 2024 12:57
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I suffer worse jet lag when coming back to LA from the Midwest than I do coming back from Europe, but for me the worst part about either version is being hungry at the dumbest times of day - starving to death at 9am? Perfect.a sexual elk posted:poo poo that woulda been sweet haha, after last weekends storm we rescheduled the kids BD party to today so I’ll be up the mountain. Really appreciate it tho bud All good man, I found someone who could use them. It's rare that I have access to spare tickets (to desirable events, that I can transfer out of my name) and figured if anyone wanted to see a sweaty shirtless bear roaming the stage doing jokes, you were towards the top of the list. There's 5 episodes of a John Mulaney chat show of sorts in conjunction with the Netflix is a Joke fest (he interviews various comedians who are in town for it) and I've only seen the first two episodes, but he does some pretty funny bits on Los Angeles in the opening monologues in both of the episodes I've watched that LA people might appreciate.
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May 12, 2024 13:42
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Happy Mother's Day to any moms hanging out in here. I've got big plans to Get The Kids Out Of The House today so that my wife gets an actual weekend day to herself.
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May 12, 2024 14:23
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Happy Mother's Day Y'all! Give all the moms in your life a hug today. Even you, Colonel.
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May 12, 2024 14:25
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Happy Mother's Day, goons. Apparently Roger Corman died a couple days ago. My lasting impression of him was finding a bootleg VHS copy of his Fantastic Four movie at Megacon in Orlando around 1997. Thanks to the internet you can now watch the entire movie here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN0FoR_FlZg
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May 12, 2024 14:26
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"Isn't every day Mother's Day?" is what I usually say to my mom. I didn't ask to be born!! (she knows I'm joking and I always send her a huge bunch of flowers or take her for dinner if I'm in town)
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May 12, 2024 14:44
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Intruder posted:I've been back from Portugal for two weeks now and my internal clock still insists I get up at like 4 AM every day no matter what time I go to bed. When will the torment end reminder that flying from Tokyo to the West Coast, you arrive before you left. The NRT-PDX route used to be a 4 pm departure that then arrived 8 am the same day. Time travel! this is why I never wanted to drive right away when I would fly home, can't trust myself in that situation.
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May 12, 2024 14:58
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Even flying west will get you most of the way to time travel. Leave Heathrow at 2pm, land at LAX 3pm. Endless life span hack??
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May 12, 2024 15:02
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That Clark guy may have been onto something… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjgsnWtBQm0
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May 12, 2024 15:11
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Happy Mother's Day!!!! I hope every mommas have a good day today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM 
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Intruder posted:I've been back from Portugal for two weeks now and my internal clock still insists I get up at like 4 AM every day no matter what time I go to bed. When will the torment end How was Portugal? Got any pics?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xT0vWporWs
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Karl Urban loving rules in everything. 100% agree wholeheartedly. An absolutely perfect post.
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May 12, 2024 17:49
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Imgur posting got fixed so now you have to look at my puppy and cats again.  
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May 12, 2024 18:35
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Black Sunshine posted:Since it's poo poo posting time, finally getting married next weekend and holy poo poo is it a real pain in the rear end organizing everything. Even if we had dumb money to throw at a wedding I wouldn't do it because I think it's a ridiculous waste so we're handling a lot of things ourselves but it's still going to cost between 4-5k when all is said and done. The money isn't a big deal compared to all the headaches involved but it just blows my mind that apparently the average wedding cost is around $30,000. I'd rather have a 10 minute ceremony at the Las Vegas drive thru chapel or a courthouse ceremony than blow that much money on a single day. I learned my lesson from my first wedding. We're doing it real small on September 28; we're getting married in a gazebo in Bellevue, Iowa, on the banks of the Mississippi River, my best friend is officiating, and the only guests will be my fiancée's kids, one of her friends, and three of my friends. And then we're going to take everyone out to dinner afterwards. Our "honeymoon" is going to be at a cabin on a lakefront in Wisconsin. Congratulations. Enjoy the day!
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Ornery and Hornery posted:How was Portugal? most of them have family members or wedding guests in them so I shant be posting them. I was there for my sister's wedding https://twitter.com/francisxwolf/status/1789441687523053593 Someone should study the brains of Elon worshippers e: oh I didn't actually answer the question. portugal was beautiful and the food was great but the constant changes in elevation were rough on me, a guy who lives in a very flat place at sea level Intruder fucked around with this message at 20:57 on May 12, 2024 |
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Intruder posted:most of them have family members or wedding guests in them so I shant be posting them. I was there for my sister's wedding Opening up their fetid skulls might release whatever pathogen is infecting them, no thanks
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May 12, 2024 20:49
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Goddamn I love Portugal. The Man.
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May 12, 2024 21:02
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I don't how many of you check out the Schadenfreude thread, but this was amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-8GcLVuXKA
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Air Skwirl posted:I don't how many of you check out the Schadenfreude thread, but this was amazing. lol holy poo poo
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LeeMajors posted:Goddamn I love Portugal. The Man. a man a plan a canal. portugal wait
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May 12, 2024 21:37
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If you referred three friends to purchase a Tesla, you got enough points for that hammer. It was advertised as like “only 800 made!” and was there for a month or two. Then they ended the referral program. Guessing the disclaimer of “don’t use this for anything except exercise” didn’t help.
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No Butt Stuff posted:If you referred three friends to purchase a Tesla, you got enough points for that hammer. It was advertised as like “only 800 made!” and was there for a month or two. Then they ended the referral program. Guessing the disclaimer of “don’t use this for anything except exercise” didn’t help. So in addition to everything else terrible about Tesla it's a loving pyramid scheme?
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Me, administering the Voight-Kampff test for Elon fanhood, then marching his sycophants into the sea at bayonet point.
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LeeMajors posted:Me, administering the Voight-Kampff test for Elon fanhood, then marching his sycophants into the sea at bayonet point. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Model 3’s on fire off the shoulder of the highway... I watched Cybertrucks glitter in the sun near the dealership lots. All those moments will be lost in time, like wind through panel gaps... Time to die.
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Musk simps are so loving weird man. Why are you paying thousands of dollars for a god drat hammer ?????
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Docjowles posted:Musk simps are so loving weird man. Why are you paying thousands of dollars for a god drat hammer ????? Um wouldn't you want the power of Thor?? I'm assuming it works that way except you die of electrocution
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Thaddius the Large posted:I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Model 3’s on fire off the shoulder of the highway... I watched Cybertrucks glitter in the sun near the dealership lots. All those moments will be lost in time, like wind through panel gaps... Time to die. *single tear*
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NGL there is a price point and design specification for which I would purchase something called a "Cyber hammer". Like how big is this thing, is it a cool-looking sledgehammer or...
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LeeMajors posted:*single tear* Now I'm thinking of the Native American guy from those littering ads except the trash is composed of Teslas everywhere, abandoned and exploded all over the highway.
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Trying to make a Magic card for this thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4060092 The problem is forums search is failing me - is the original artisanl burrito interaction lost to time or am I bad at interneting?? Also the fact that it was at least 7+ years ago is insane and makes me feel old
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C-Euro posted:NGL there is a price point and design specification for which I would purchase something called a "Cyber hammer". Like how big is this thing, is it a cool-looking sledgehammer or... And I will call it Mew Mew
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https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1789491497127006255 Love to have all of my brand tied to a singular dipshit who keeps ruining said brand.
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seiferguy posted:https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1789491497127006255 LeeMajors posted:*single tear*
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A genuine looooooool out of me
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Trying to make a Magic card for this thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4060092 I did some digging and found it in the 2017 chat thread. Here's the post where Athanatos stated his next must post have a burrito or he gets banned: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3806443&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=177#post471659973 What made it tricky was he requested an "artisan burrito", so searching 'artisanal', as we all refer to it, wouldn't bring up that post. If you go back through a man and his dog's posts in that thread, of which there are many, it started because he posted his lunch several different times. Here's the first of those posts: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3806443&pagenumber=133&perpage=40#post471332313 There's 40+ pages of stuff between the two, with RG3 posting food a few more times in between, so I'm not sure where the goon demands for better quality burritos start, since RG3 rarely quoted who he was replying to, but that should narrow it down if you want to find that. EDIT: pretty sure this was the post that started it all A Man and his dog posted:Look, I was just chilling eating my artisan burrito and was attacked. but stupidity with RG3 had been going on for a while/across other threads (And discord, since people were jumping in from there). fartknocker fucked around with this message at 01:13 on May 13, 2024 |
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