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Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

I got a haircut then went to get lunch by myself at a new spot and when I was eating my salad I realized there was little hairs all over the plate

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Gringo Mystique
Aug 28, 2000

Law should be like death, which spares no one.

Gringo Mystique posted:

Mushroom and tofu stir fry.

Gringo Mystique
Aug 28, 2000

Law should be like death, which spares no one.
Last of the mushroom and tofu stir fry.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

fish and rice

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

meat and potatoes

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Popeyes. Got a pineapple sprite zero from the freestyle and it is acceptable.

Howling Bells
May 10, 2007

Dear Pat Monaghan and that other guy,

We believe 'Hey Soul Sister' to be a ponderous and heartless money grab. You should be ashamed. It's not enough that you used the I-V-VI-IV chord progression, Beato, but you do it on a ukulele? It sounds like a Vonage commercial. Stop the Train!
Work bought us a bunch of Thai food. I ate some of it.

Blackmore
Dec 28, 2012

Catch the Rainbow
My coworker bought 15 boxes of Little Caesar’s because it was his birthday. A lil backwards but hey, free food, even if it’s Little Caesar’s and I can hear the Little Caesar saying “pussy pussy” in that crunchy voice of his as I eat it. Plain cheese (don’t like pepperoni or supreme, the other two options).

Gringo Mystique
Aug 28, 2000

Law should be like death, which spares no one.
Half smoked chicken, mac and cheese, collards. On a provider's dime.

Gringo Mystique
Aug 28, 2000

Law should be like death, which spares no one.
Burrito type bowl with hot salsa, ground turkey, peppers and onions, quinoa, cheddar. Liberal amounts of hot sauce applied aftermarket.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Turkey sandwich, an orange, and carrots with Boar's Head Everything Bagel hummus.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
made some french bread style pizza with the last hoagie roll in the air fryer

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ive got a $3 off coupon for subway

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Garden salad with a scoop of tuna and a boiled EGG

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK
1.5 ribs

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

That’s not very many ribs

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Country Archer Teriyaki Jerky, Quest Cookies and Cream Crunchy Bar, Monster Ultra

God that's hosed up

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


"Chicken with explosive chili pepper"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Fartington Butts posted:

"Chicken with explosive chili pepper"


That is extremely pertinent to my taste buds.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
made chicken tinga with too much liquid so ate a couple bowls of it as stew over rice

Gringo Mystique
Aug 28, 2000

Law should be like death, which spares no one.
5 smoked whole chicken wings, hashbrown casserole.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Lemon pepper boneful wings and boneless chili lime "wings" from Lazy Dog. Umami fries for a side.

Gringo Mystique
Aug 28, 2000

Law should be like death, which spares no one.
Bowl consisting of quinoa, spinach, onion, bell pepper, chicken thigh.

Howling Bells
May 10, 2007

Dear Pat Monaghan and that other guy,

We believe 'Hey Soul Sister' to be a ponderous and heartless money grab. You should be ashamed. It's not enough that you used the I-V-VI-IV chord progression, Beato, but you do it on a ukulele? It sounds like a Vonage commercial. Stop the Train!
Fajitas de Camarones and a Michelada.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

bisketti

Gringo Mystique
Aug 28, 2000

Law should be like death, which spares no one.
Beef tamale, quinoa, peppers and onions.

Gringo Mystique
Aug 28, 2000

Law should be like death, which spares no one.

Gringo Mystique posted:

Beef tamale, quinoa, peppers and onions.

Same.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


A birthday cake flavored quest bar, a Sprite Zero, and like 5 dukes meat sticks.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

FRIED CHIGGEN

Gringo Mystique
Aug 28, 2000

Law should be like death, which spares no one.
12 bonered wings (half hot buffalo half blackened) 2 Labatt Blue Lights.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

paghetti vongole

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Work sucked poo poo this week so I got me an angus el diablo from Carl's Jr

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Tina's pizza burrito

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A bowl of cut watermelon (sprinkled with salt ofc)

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Tina's pizza burrito

Oof

Gringo Mystique
Aug 28, 2000

Law should be like death, which spares no one.
Italian sub from the grocery. Salami, ham, pepperoni, provolone, onion, jalaps, black olives, oregano.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

lol unemployment is helping me reach lows I haven't reached in 15 years :getin:

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
I had open faced pulled pork on a sourdough english muffin

Pretty good

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

AARD VARKMAN posted:

lol unemployment is helping me reach lows I haven't reached in 15 years :getin:

I mean I’ll throw down on a Green Tina’s every now and then……but pizza yeesh haha

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


AARD VARKMAN posted:

lol unemployment is helping me reach lows I haven't reached in 15 years :getin:

ETA on eating microwaved steak'ums??

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