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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

tk posted:

For the rich people, take control of your sleep temperature: https://www.eightsleep.com.

I get in bed and it's slightly warm then quickly cools down and stays there throughout the night. Bed is always a constant temperature and the other side of the pillow is always cold.

When it's time to wake up my bed gets nice and toasty and vibrates to get me up.

i have one it’s good.

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

tk posted:

For the rich people, take control of your sleep temperature: https://www.eightsleep.com.

subscription bed lol

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



graph posted:

subscription bed lol

yeah, this seemed interesting up till paying annually for an app

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

yeah I keep hearing about Sleep8 being great, from an increasing number of friends and acquaintances, and I am definitely in the market for better sleep, but I assume that someone is going to make a near-identical knockoff at some point soon (and ship to Canada, unlike the knockoff above)

I might anyway, though. I bet my peri-menopausal wife would appreciate it too

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

graph posted:

subscription bed lol

Oh, you probably want to provide your own bed their mattresses are junk.

Subscription mattress topper.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

i Sleep on a Queen sized spring mattress on a box spring with my wife

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

graph posted:

subscription bed lol

lol



lmao

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
i think the fees are only for a year or something? i dunno, i have had one for 4 years and there aren’t any fees now. also they have shipped me two new covers for free when they got little leaks, mattress was fine because i put a piss cover between the mattress cover and the actual mattress in case of leaks.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
also not putting a thing on my drat bed that can leak

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

goutse thread not many years away from such principles having us sleeping on the floor

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

goutse thread not many years away from such principles having us sleeping on the floor

i used to do that, and barely six months after i stopped i messed up my back all to gently caress

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



my friend slept on the floor, most of the time fully clothed, from age 13 to 28

mystes
May 31, 2006

Cat Face Joe posted:

my friend slept on the floor, most of the time fully clothed, from age 13 to 28
Well I think if you're going to sleep on the floor you probably would want to do so fully clothed

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Cat Face Joe posted:

my friend slept on the floor, most of the time fully clothed, from age 13 to 28

I slept on the floor for maybe five years back in the 10s.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

(I didn't have a bed.)

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost
I slept on the floor for quite a few summers for Air Conditioning purposes. Just get a pregnancy pillow you'll be fine.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

how pillow get prag net

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

tk posted:

I slept on the floor for quite a few summers for Air Conditioning purposes. Just get a pregnancy pillow you'll be fine.

this you?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1119282/

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



Captain Foo posted:

how pillow get prag net

this is veering awfully close to those anime girl dakimakuras

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

graph posted:

i need to flip my mattress

regretting not bringing in my peas pack to the office

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



jesus christ yall, subscription mattress toppers? smdh

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



Achmed Jones posted:

jesus christ yall, subscription mattress toppers? smdh

it’s an attempt to corner a newish market, as bottoms as a service is one of the oldest services around

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

comes with a loving subscription lmao

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

just lol if you're a penis haver not sleeping in the penis protect position. it's like you're asking to get it bitten by insects

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

graph posted:

also not putting a thing on my drat bed that can leak

you could at least break up with me in a PM

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

big scary monsters posted:

just lol if you're a penis haver not sleeping in the penis protect position. it's like you're asking to get it bitten by insects

smdh if you aren’t protecting your penis from insects

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Welp, got a free lunch (work) and guess what the entrée was? A sampler plate with caviar, lobster, and small fish.

And then the main course was fried small fish.

I just loaded up at the salad bar.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Fart Sandwiches posted:

smdh if you aren’t protecting your penis from insects

protect ya dick

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012




dick in my left hand
balls in my right
yes, i sleep like this
every single night

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



3D Megadoodoo posted:

Welp, got a free lunch (work) and guess what the entrée was? A sampler plate with caviar, lobster, and small fish.

And then the main course was fried small fish.

I just loaded up at the salad bar.

fish is delish

we had kippers for lunch yesterday

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Carthag Tuek posted:

fish is delish

we had kippers for lunch yesterday

Don't make me tap the thread name.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



3D Megadoodoo posted:

Don't make me tap the thread name.

tap all you want, im gonna eat a fat fish and theres nothing you can do to stop me

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fat fish is fine. Small fish I'd your Bifrost to Goutgård.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



3D Megadoodoo posted:

Fat fish is fine. Small fish I'd your Bifrost to Goutgård.

huh, i guess i put herring in the fat fish category by mistake

that said, im gonna eat em all anyway. on rye with pork fat and semi-soft boiled eggs and chives and capers

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

graph posted:

regretting not bringing in my peas pack to the office

brought it today, what a difference 35 mins does

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

herring is def a fatty fish.

what species is ’small fish’? :confused:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



axolotl farmer posted:

herring is def a fatty fish.

aha so i was right! i trust you more than jerry

axolotl farmer posted:

what species is ’small fish’? :confused:

hundestejler :3:

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Apr 12, 2024

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



loving hell i forgot to buy milk

theres like a mouthful left in this carton

jerry, help me. you are the only one

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Carthag Tuek posted:

loving hell i forgot to buy milk

theres like a mouthful left in this carton

jerry, help me. you are the only one

He's there like a flash, day or night Jerry will not leave you Milkless.



(I have posted Bob Mizer's Homo Milk in YOSPOS before unspoilered but times change)

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



gently caress that im removing the spoiler

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