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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!





Didn't Trollo take all credit for every single stock uptick right after the 2016 election? I know it's moot to expect "logic" or "consistency" to be labels on the marbles rattling around in his skull, but still - someone should point it out to him.

Also, according to him, the stock market should have crashed after a Biden victory.

:thunk:

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Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Vim Fuego posted:

I made a "Ready Player TRUMM" thread. come check it out, and contribute your own paragraph to the only novel worse than Ready Player Two

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3949046

i will not but god bl*ss

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
:chloe:

No thank you.

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
thanksgiving classic

https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status/1331323749463957506?s=21

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

don't dox my moms

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Vim Fuego posted:

I made a "Ready Player TRUMM" thread. come check it out, and contribute your own paragraph to the only novel worse than Ready Player Two

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3949046

i thought that book was a satirical work mocking american consumerism and nostalgia but no, it really is 100% sincere lol

dangerburrd
Feb 20, 2013
Way way back during the run up to the 2016 election someone posted like “what if trump went to a therapist? He’d be all ‘I wanna gently caress my daughter while she cosplays Willy wonka’ and the therapist would be all @_@“

Sometimes I think about Donald trump saying/being aware of “cosplay” and chuckle to myself.

Thank you, bad word choice goon of the past

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
listen fat. if you ain't america, then you ain't back

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

mcbexx posted:

I am one of the few westerners who have already taken the russian "Sputnik V" vaccine. So far, everything is fine, no discernable side effects.

For those of you who are sceptical that the testing effoяts weяe too obscuяe and aяə afяaid to takə thə plungə, lət mə assuяə you thəяə aяə efectoski secundarioski и меня зовут Лопес Обрадор, и я коррумпирован и лжец и почему я даю чистые прямые награды ...

In Soviet Russian Vaccine Take You!

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1331320803376422913
a big beautiful lucky lucky bird

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

DryGoods posted:

if you two had a Dark Secret baby, would that make the baby your Aunt/Uncle?

My theoretical love-child would also be my second cousin, once removed, I think.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Vim Fuego posted:

why did they limit it to $1200? That's an arbitrary and low number

In case you aren't joking, here is the hosed up reason:

Minimum wage = $7.50

Full time job = 40 hours a week

Weeks in a month = 4

$7.50 x 40 x 4 = $1,200 to last you the 8 months we have been in "lockdown". You had better not ask for more you ungrateful plebe.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



DTA, ACAB, etc etc

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

dangerburrd posted:

Way way back during the run up to the 2016 election someone posted like “what if trump went to a therapist? He’d be all ‘I wanna gently caress my daughter while she cosplays Willy wonka’ and the therapist would be all @_@“

Sometimes I think about Donald trump saying/being aware of “cosplay” and chuckle to myself.

Thank you, bad word choice goon of the past

what kind of porn does trump watch?

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

America is wack.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Team Trump lost a court battle that could have pushed our nation’s low-income elderly, disabled and blind out of their own homes and into deathtrap nursing homes during the pandemic.

A California federal judge called the Trump rule that bars states from withholding part of the paychecks of some home healthcare workers for things like health insurance and voluntary union dues a “legal error.”

“It is unclear how barring the payroll practices would serve the purposes of the Medicaid program,” wrote Judge Vince Chhabria, an Obama appointee. He threw out that provision of the law and sent it back to the Centers for Medicaid and Medicare Services to rewrite it.

The workers the Trump rule targeted are hired by the people they care for and paid with Medicaid dollars to help them stay in their homes. Medicaid programs in California and the other states that sued over the Trump rule serve more than 700,000 people at risk of being put in nursing homes without care from home health workers.

During a global pandemic.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


pre-op bebop posted:

what kind of porn does trump watch?

cmon this is easy

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

pre-op bebop posted:

what kind of porn does trump watch?

piss tape dot org

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





DOW 30K!!!!!

Hairy Marionette
Apr 22, 2005

I am not immune to propaganda
posts for the posting god

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

cmon this is easy

it's a rhetorical question :shrug:


he probably fucks around with a bunch of genres, wondering which ones would be unexpected...

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

lmao

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008

pre-op bebop posted:

what kind of porn does trump watch?

Trump parody porn, exclusively, and he does not realize it's parody

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Good Soup! after being trapped in emfive's wife's haunted doll workshop

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

pre-op bebop posted:

what kind of porn does trump watch?

incest, c'mon now

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
trump: *googling "girls dressed like Ronald McDonald porn*


oh yeah, gonna switch the roles this time and give them my Big Mac :smuggo:

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Louisgod posted:

incest, c'mon now

too obvious

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
freakin g unfolders

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

showbiz_liz posted:

Trump parody porn, exclusively, and he does not realize it's parody

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Vim Fuego posted:

I made a "Ready Player TRUMM" thread. come check it out, and contribute your own paragraph to the only novel worse than Ready Player Two

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3949046

hell yeah

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/stevekolowich/status/1331325950018150402

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

showbiz_liz posted:

Trump parody porn, exclusively, and he does not realize it's parody

"Hmm I don't remember doing that but I am very strong and handsome so yeah makes sense"

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
unemployment insurance is gonna run out, people are gonna get evicted in the midst of a pandemic that we aren't controlling, but you know what? DOW 30,000! number go up! this is great news!

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1331327154521579522

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Angry toilet tweets fired off at three in the morning. I watched moisture glisten on the skin of a damp president. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to TRNMP.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Rush Ligmaballs

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


suddenly remembering fiona apple's vegan thanksgiving recipe 800 number

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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

is that a turkey head and blood remover? that fuckin owns

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