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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Dick Jones posted:

Just gonna take a big sip of this Black Rifle Coffee while I look up the healthcare system in Glorious Hungary...

Or like, anywhere else on earth. I’m sure chuds wanting to escape the scourge of Obamacare and EUROPEAN SOCIALIZED MEDICINE will be flocking to, checks notes, Syria and Nigeria. Can’t think of any problems they’d have with the people of those nations :thunk:

It’s just so loving dumb that these idiots long for a regressive society and they already live in it. Good luck finding a developed country that will put up with their poo poo more than the US already does

As usual it’s all performative anyway they aren’t going anywhere. Unfortunately

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Neuronyx
Dec 8, 2016

Random Stranger posted:

They can just :rolleyes:, go "STFU, Donnie," and then try to get the trial over quickly to minimize anything he can do.

Exactly because he's out of his element! :argh:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Vampire Panties posted:

:smugdon: is reaaaaaaaaaal loving dumb, but he has a certain cunning instinct for being a bully. Also I think he has a really weird sense of humor, which combined with being a top flight narcissist, makes him unafraid to do poo poo that makes him look stupid and literally just walking it off (like a dog!)

EDIT

Credit where credit is due, I loving despise :chaostrump: but this was inspired comedy



Yeah this is on the Mt. Rushmore of Trump LOLs, along with "It's a Bible"

When I first saw that, I thought the kid didn't have a bag or anything for his candy but nope, Trump is just a loving moron lmao

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
I do enjoy the perfectly circular logic of the "Trump-hating judge" claims he bandies about:
1) If a judge is anti-Trump, their decisions are illegitimate.
2) If a judge makes a decision that's bad for Trump, then they are anti-Trump.
3) Therefore, any decision that doesn't go Trump's way is illegitimate by definition.

Very tidy.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Docjowles posted:

Or like, anywhere else on earth. I’m sure chuds wanting to escape the scourge of Obamacare and EUROPEAN SOCIALIZED MEDICINE will be flocking to, checks notes, Syria and Nigeria. Can’t think of any problems they’d have with the people of those nations :thunk:

It’s just so loving dumb that these idiots long for a regressive society and they already live in it. Good luck finding a developed country that will put up with their poo poo more than the US already does

As usual it’s all performative anyway they aren’t going anywhere. Unfortunately
The thing they like about Hungary is that it's ruled by people they consider white, and those people hate and try to keep out the people they consider non-white. Everything else is downstream from that. (I do not actually know what the Hungarian public opinion is, though I understand Orban is not exactly universally beloved)

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Vampire Panties posted:

ACCCAB

All Chud Coffee Companies Are Bastards

Most regular coffee companies too.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

Data Graham posted:

Also I love how he's constructed this alternate-universe legal system in his mind where he "comes under the Presidential Records Act" and none of the investigations ever found any dirt on him and he was totally exonerated for all the fake impeachments, and where Jack Smith and Fani Willis have no standing to charge him with anything because they are Thugs and Crooks etc etc, and then when they ultimately do end up dragging his rear end into court and it turns out that none of his airtight bulletproof arguments do any good, it will all be proof not that he is completely full of poo poo, but that the Deep State has no respect for the RULE OF LAW and is just running roughshod over justice by ignoring his perfectly reasonable defenses!! TWO TIERED SYSTEM OF JUSTICE!!!
He's definitely going hard on the "repeat it often enough and it becomes true" strategy with his base. It clearly works, too: see the guy posted a few pages back who is convinced that there's ABSOLUTE PROOF that the 2020 election was stolen, but when asked to explain what the proof is, he can't answer.

Chuds desperately need a lesson in "when the man on the TV/twitter/TRUTH says something is true, it doesn't mean it's actually true."

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
drat trump said fascist twice today I guess he finally realizes who he is

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

jokes posted:

in addition to being the funniest president he's definitely the most treacherous

The dumpiest by far.

Taft may have been a bit bigger but he at least carried himself like a human, I like that description of trump as a dumpster full of expired lunchmeat

h3r0n
Dec 22, 2005

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1696248571270676843

Abisteen
Sep 30, 2005

Oh my God what the fuck am I?
The former president of the USA stared directly at the sun and then got arrested 4 times.



LOL

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



PhazonLink posted:

given how tryhard they are about the regressive poo poo, they probably dont even try to source good green coffee beans or roast them that good.

"If one of them civets can make high-quality coffee beans, Imagine what my smell-hound, Calhoun, could do! Cletus! Let's see what happens if we feed coffee beans to the dog!"

(Yes, I live near a Nine-Line coffee place)

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Now how did they find out about that

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


Guess that firesale didn't go that great

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

HOW CAN SHE INDICT

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






What bank is loaning money to Mike Lindell in 2023

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

haljordan posted:

What bank is loaning money to Mike Lindell in 2023

PATRIOT BANK USA a China-based LLC operating out of Florida, it also does crypto

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



LifeSunDeath posted:

he's doing the same poo poo that phishing email scams do. be so obviously a scam, full of typos, that only the dumbest morons call the number, then you know you got a prime rube to grift.

Nah I think he's a real genuine moron.

Tucker/Hannity, Jeb!, Ted Cruz, Hawley, DeSantis will never have the grip on the MAGA base that Trump does because they're only pretending to be morons. Every once in awhile they slip and say some lib poo poo like "per capita", or make fun of someone's status in a non-racist or sexist way. Any chud you talk to knows those guys are fake, but can't elaborate on why.

Trump though? He's a genuine pants making GBS threads moron. The kind that eats McDonalds every day and stares at eclipses, and loves wrestling and big trucks, and adlibs medical advice and comes up with "why don't they inject bleach?", and jokes about Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren at an event where he's supposed to honor Navajo veterans.

Room temperature IQ chuds love him because he is also a room temperature IQ chud. If he took over my crazy uncle's facebook I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. He's one of them. He rage watches fox all night and makes angry, all caps twitter posts laden with misspellings, grammar errors, and racist dog whistles, just like every other chud on the planet.

Trump is a moron, and his sincere idiocy is magnetic to idiots everywhere. Trump is the alpha moron. He's king of the idiots. He's one of them, a real life Beverly Hillbilly wrecking DC while they cheer him on.

He doesn't need to, and his ego wouldn't let him, make purposeful mistakes to filter out intelligent people. He wouldn't need to anyway, his personality is the ultimate filter that instantly repels any honest, intelligent person from his orbit into the sun. He's genuinely that dumb, and that's what his base love about him.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Samovar posted:

Habba the Jutt?

Habba the Hutz

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1696248333373751705

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






jokes posted:

PATRIOT BANK USA a China-based LLC operating out of Florida, it also does crypto

Its corporate HQ is a container ship that never docks anywhere for tax purposes.


lol at first I read this as Eminem ordering Vivek to just stop rapping, period.

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



Abisteen posted:

The former president of the USA stared directly at the sun and then got arrested 4 times.



LOL

1:06, Personal note: You wouldn't believe it, folks. Back when I was a little kid, my mom used to say, 'Don't stare into the sun, Donald.' But I've always been a curious guy, a real go-getter. Fast forward to when I was President, I said, 'Why not?' So I went out there, stared right into that sun, no blinking, nothing.

At first, it was blinding, tremendous brightness, just tremendous. But I've dealt with brightness before, I've seen it all. And as I kept looking, the brightness started to fade, just like the fake news fades. My pupils got tiny, like pinholes, and suddenly, everything became crystal clear.

For a moment, I got it, folks. I really got it. Big things, the best things. So remember, I've stared into the sun, I've made things clear. Nobody understands like I do.

I must commit these crimes.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Toxic Mental posted:

Yeah some random tactical supply larper store



Oooops!!

Been a while since I've had to read a topographical map, but it looks like there are 5 lines between 1300 and 1400, but 6 lines between 1400 and 1488. If the scale is 20ft that peak should really be above 1520.

Nazi trash can gently caress right off.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Trump, at some point, stopped scamming and became the scam. He has ascended to the final evolution of the Boomer having never worked for, nor thought about, anything other than scamming people. Increasingly isolated, he can think of nothing but larger scams-- and his final scam is to be president again.

The first time he became president he just wanted to pivot into running a media empire/scam but then he won-- literally the worst thing that could have happened to him. If he had lost, he could have turned his supporters into loyal marks where he pops onto the news every so often and makes up some bullshit about Hillary Clinton and then makes a million dollars selling them whatever the gently caress. Now he goes on the news and makes up bullshit about Hillary Clinton and makes a million dollars in campaign funds that he has to use to pay for legal bills because his presidency caused people to scrutinize him.

Ask any scammer, and the absolute worst thing for them is to be scrutinized.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally




2023 is loving weird.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Taeke posted:

Is Black Rifle company the one that had a poster wall full of slightly wrong numbers on it so they could reference nazi poo poo? Like the hq location is at 1488 ft elevation and whatever?

No. I believe the company you’re thinking of is, I poo poo you not “88 Tactical”

https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2022/08/22/emails-show-omaha-police-planned-deal-far-right-linked-gun-shop

SPLC posted:

Another screenshot of the inside of 88 Tactical’s shooting range shows an elevation map with the highest point at an elevation of 1488 feet. But according to Peak Bagger, a website that tracks elevations, Omaha’s highest point is around 1,270 feet.

88 Tactical posted:

Topographic Map Fuels Hateful Campaign
If you’ve ever visited our facility, you know that we feature World War II military memorabilia, relics, and artifacts from the era.

Yes, they’re the victim, totally ignorant of Nazi symbolism while simultaneously fetishizing Nazi memorabilia

https://seeingrednebraska.com/the-patriarchy/can-we-please-stop-pretending-about-the-nazi-fortress-in-omaha-now/

Logo’s a blood red eagle, named a dog Panzer, fewer black people pictured than a Trump convention

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

vaginite posted:

Nah I think he's a real genuine moron.

this is like the argument about Ron DeSantis being a genius playing the chuds like a fiddle for his nefarious goals and not an outright dumbass true-believer that's just like them, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Toxic Mental posted:

HOW CAN SHE INDICT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k

IMO changing this to Jack Smith and :smugdon: and then having all the extra charges pile in would probably be :lol: worthy

haljordan posted:

Its corporate HQ is a container ship that never docks anywhere for tax purposes.

thats a real thing? I thought :airquote: international waters :airquote: was up there with diplomatic immunity from lethal weapon 2

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

UH OH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfcQreCtvO4

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Vampire Panties posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k

IMO changing this to Jack Smith and :smugdon: and then having all the extra charges pile in would probably be :lol: worthy

thats a real thing? I thought :airquote: international waters :airquote: was up there with diplomatic immunity from lethal weapon 2

I dunno, I bet you could get away with all kinds of shady rear end stuff in the ocean.

Also I was 7 when Lethal Weapon 2 came out and even then I was like "Yeahhh I'm pretty sure a diplomat can't just brutally gun down a cop with zero consequences."

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Vampire Panties posted:

thats a real thing? I thought :airquote: international waters :airquote: was up there with diplomatic immunity from lethal weapon 2

who has jurisdiction in the middle of the ocean is a tricky question that is generally met with ":shrug: who the gently caress even knows"

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

Random Stranger posted:

He'll have to go pretty far because no one wants to deal with the shitstorm that would come from doing it. They can just :rolleyes:, go "STFU, Donnie," and then try to get the trial over quickly to minimize anything he can do. If somehow he does go far enough that a judge hits him with contempt, it'll be a fine; they're not going to lock him up until there's a guilty verdict (and even then he'll get the rich person consideration of letting him go free while appeals happen).

I think it is all depending on what he does, who the judge is and what is happening. If he is coming close to doing something a stern "Tell your client to STFU" will be what happens. If he does something loving stupid, and let's be honest it is a matter of time, I think that there is a pretty good chance he will be detained. The chances will be higher if a trial has started. The Federal government seems to want to treat him with kids gloves until these trials start. Georgia seems to not be doing that as much. Once he is in a court room and the trials are underway I can see that fading away.

I wonder how things will work if he is detained elsewhere. For example let's say the DC case happens before the Georgia or vice versa and he is convicted/sentenced? Are they going to transfer him to wherever to be at his other trials?

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat

Overdog posted:

That coffee is pretty drat good. :sludgepal:

Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie but I'm never gonna know.

I loving lol irl every time I see that poo poo. EVEN MY COFFEE IS A DANGEROUS ALPHA OPERATOR HOOOOOO RAH

lol 'black rifle coffee' just loving lol

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Most of the rum runner ships selling hooch during prohibition were ultimately paying taxes in Canada or Jamaica or Cuba, they were just exploiting loopholes. And later on it mostly was just industrial scale smuggling.

Similarly I think diplomatic immunity just means they can't arrest your diplomats for no drat reason or use them as hostages. They can certainly say "we don't want you in the country any more, persona non grata, get your rear end on the next ship/flight out"

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



MrQwerty posted:

this is like the argument about Ron DeSantis being a genius playing the chuds like a fiddle for his nefarious goals and not an outright dumbass true-believer that's just like them, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Yeah you're right, DeSantis is exactly as lovely as he presents himself to be. But he'll never be Trump. He's flailing because he's talking about policies, and economics, and corporate special deals when he should just be talking about GYNNNAA and asking for VIvek's birth certificate and implying Kamala Harris and Hunter Biden were in on 9/11. At least the other guys know they need to pretend to be dumb, but man, Trump is real deal specialist boy and nobody's gonna dethrone him while he's alive.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
With how much Trump's popularity has taken a hit since its peak, already, I wonder if he won't be completely discarded by most conservatives by March 2024.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

MrQwerty posted:

who has jurisdiction in the middle of the ocean is a tricky question that is generally met with ":shrug: who the gently caress even knows"

Whoever can put an aircraft carrier in that part of the water calls the shots I reckon

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






vaginite posted:

Yeah you're right, DeSantis is exactly as lovely as he presents himself to be. But he'll never be Trump. He's flailing because he's talking about policies, and economics, and corporate special deals when he should just be talking about GYNNNAA and asking for VIvek's birth certificate and implying Kamala Harris and Hunter Biden were in on 9/11. At least the other guys know they need to pretend to be dumb, but man, Trump is real deal specialist boy and nobody's gonna dethrone him while he's alive.

lmao he is not doing ANY of this, all he does is say the word "WOKE" about 500 times a day

Catastrophe posted:

With how much Trump's popularity has taken a hit since its peak, already, I wonder if he won't be completely discarded by most conservatives by March 2024.

As long as he's still breathing, no way in hell will this happen.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean DeSantis is definitely playing to the chuds to try to get over but I’m not sure I would say just saying yes to whatever they want a particularly clever plan

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

vaginite posted:

Yeah you're right, DeSantis is exactly as lovely as he presents himself to be. But he'll never be Trump. He's flailing because he's talking about policies, and economics, and corporate special deals when he should just be talking about GYNNNAA and asking for VIvek's birth certificate and implying Kamala Harris and Hunter Biden were in on 9/11. At least the other guys know they need to pretend to be dumb, but man, Trump is real deal specialist boy and nobody's gonna dethrone him while he's alive.

I meant that DeSantis is a real-deal true believer dipshit. Because he is, and people who were familiar with him were saying so years ago. People politically opposed to him talked him up as a smart Trump, but he was also doing pressers that were 100% controlled environments. It all came crashing down once he had to start talking to people in the wild, though.

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