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swamp waste
Nov 4, 2009

There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

Tiler Kiwi posted:

it looks like a worthless p.o.s. that would break the moment it hit something, including empty air

i hate fantasy swords so much

i hate ftantasy swords with the passion than that of a billion suns

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swamp waste
Nov 4, 2009

There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone
i look like a bad rear end with my new REALISTIC sword

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Poonerman posted:

why put this much effort into drawing scissors
square

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
Trautman knife from Payday 2.

Jackfruit
Apr 27, 2006

dem bones dem bones gonna walk around
the ultimate video game weapons are the Shotgun, and the Sword

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

that giant red death nuke from turok 1 was pretty loving absurd

also this:

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
Shark launcher from Armed and Dangerous

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Bobnumerotres posted:

that giant red death nuke from turok 1 was pretty loving absurd

also this:
turok had the best weapons in FPS history. i believe that was called the Fusion Cannon

and the cow launcher owns in south park FPS multiplayer because if you shoot it at someone, the cow stays on their head til they die

GreaseMonkey
Jun 19, 2001

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

check first third reply

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
FEAR shotgun

It's like God himself in gun form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coFLF3itB5A

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Ddraig posted:

[video type=""]coFLF3itB5A[/video]

Quoting a hilarious fail to be added to my collection of funny forum fails.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

Ddraig posted:

FEAR shotgun

It's like God himself in gun form


this is part of why i stopped playing Fear 2 in my let's try games on steam thread

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

Wormskull posted:

Quoting a hilarious fail to be added to my collection of funny forum fails.

I'm posting from the awful app why you gotta pick on the disabled dude that ain't cool

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

Akimbo P90's.

I miss Modern Warfare 2's over the top dumb loving gun design.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
the laser gun from red faction guerilla that would melt buildings everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv2nJ6dCQuY

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete

a bone to pick posted:

the laser gun from red faction guerilla that would melt buildings everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv2nJ6dCQuY

It's in Saints Row 4 as well, but without the destructo physics you only get to melt cars and people.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

gun
machine gun
shotgun
bazooka

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

That gun's physics was incredibly loving janky and I love it for that.

quote:

When the trigger is pulled, there is a pause of 30 tics (about 0.857 seconds) before a green and white plasma ball is ejected. If the large plasma ball hits a solid object, it explodes and causes 100-800 hit points of damage to the target, in round multiples of 100.

After a further pause of 16 tics (about 0.457 seconds), additional damage is calculated: 40 invisible tracer rays are emitted by the player in a cone-shaped area (about 45° half-angle) in the direction the plasma ball was fired (if the player has turned around, the direction of the rays does not change — they are still traced in the direction of firing of the original plasma ball; on the other hand, if he has moved to another location, their origin moves along with him). Each ray causes 49-87 points of damage if it hits a solid object within 1024 map units.




This was legit more powerful than the Rocket Launcher, and a clear reminder that every FPS after D2 has been in a downwards spiral, trudging the boring road to ultrarealistic military-wank garbage weapons for funhaters who just want to shoot browns. Clearing out an entire roomful of low-level enemies with this fucker is glorious, and the sound it made was amazing.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Breetai posted:

This was legit more powerful than the Rocket Launcher, and a clear reminder that every FPS after D2 has been in a downwards spiral, trudging the boring road to ultrarealistic military-wank garbage weapons for funhaters who just want to shoot browns. Clearing out an entire roomful of low-level enemies with this fucker is glorious, and the sound it made was amazing.

Your retarded.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Wormskull posted:

Your retarded.

Only 90's kids will remember this gun.

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
it's shameful but I remember finding the circular saw gun that launched the blade when you were done sawing in dead space really fun, pretty much the only memorable thing about the game

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

Crewmine posted:

it's shameful but I remember finding the circular saw gun that launched the blade when you were done sawing in dead space really fun, pretty much the only memorable thing about the game

it was called the yoyo in the game's code so it's possible that at one point it fired it and then pulled it back to you like the goddamn painkiller

dead space owns

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Gimbal lock posted:

Can't let the first page close without the cerebral bore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CaiXVbFZXI

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
the striker with all upgrades in resident evil 4
the red9 with all upgrades in resident evil 4 edit: the gamecube one not the bitch rear end patched one
the bolt action rifle with all upgrades in resident evil 4

Doctor Goat fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Aug 11, 2014

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

no seriously why does nobody agree that the redeemer rules

its a goddamn nuke you fire from your shoulder and you can guide it it is literally the best gun

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

i mean unless you mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJjQEoFF5Q8

Discount Viscount
Jul 9, 2010

FIND THE FISH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFeIbR_rJx4

Roctavian
Feb 23, 2011

Great Joe posted:

no seriously why does nobody agree that the redeemer rules

its a goddamn nuke you fire from your shoulder and you can guide it it is literally the best gun

i once had redeemer rocket races around a map with a pubby, just joyfully doing loops in the sky while people shot at each other below

redeemed video games imo

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
Big Force Gun

and the Volcano spell from Populous: The Beginning

texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood
i like the shotgun

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

That spell from Magic Carpet that lets you raise entire armies of skeletons

They're not that strong but they're armies of skeletons

americong
May 29, 2013


if we're discussing ut2k4 weapons then care should be taken to mention that prince of guns, the Flak Cannon

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Biorifle is the only cool UT gun.

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George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
human slingshot from piece walker

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