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Arkanomen posted:Stealing a news van, because how will they ever report it? lowjack.
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Aug 21, 2014 02:53
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has anyone said star citizen yet
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Aug 21, 2014 02:53
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stealing someones tv but replacing it with an identical one u purchased ahead
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Aug 21, 2014 02:53
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Thought crime. I do it all the time on the bus, no-one suspects a thing
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Aug 21, 2014 02:59
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in the event of first contact, call the alien a funny looking bitch boy. it wont be able to understand your human language.
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Aug 21, 2014 03:01
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murder you're famil
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Aug 21, 2014 03:01
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i hate everything posted:murder you're famil
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Aug 21, 2014 03:07
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Ice knives/ice throwing stars. Cut throats, melts away.
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Aug 21, 2014 03:11
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redshirt posted:Ice knives/ice throwing stars. Ice gun is better because you could shoot them from across the room and then put the gun in your drink and keep it nice and chilly.
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Aug 21, 2014 03:13
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redshirt posted:Ice knives/ice throwing stars. SymfonyMan posted:Stabbing your own dick with an icicle. Trump card played bitches! Thanks for playing jerk hole.
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Committing literally any crime while rich-as-gently caress seems to give pretty good odds. I'll just deal drugs, kill my neighbor, and engage in polygamy. You object to that? Well time to move to my house in a country with no extradition treaty with you.
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Aug 21, 2014 03:14
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SymfonyMan posted:Thanks for playing jerk hole. You could stab your dick with a real knife right now and get away with it.
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Wait, I'm changing my answer to public urination on the moon. Public Lunar Urination redshirt posted:You could stab your dick with a real knife right now and get away with it.
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Aug 21, 2014 03:15
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Scaming retards in eve online
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Aug 21, 2014 03:30
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poo poo posting without plat. u can never go back and look at the replies and in yr mind uvr gotten away w it
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Aug 21, 2014 03:31
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Nigmaetcetera posted:masturbating in a confession booth. the priest is prohibited by his god from turning you in and i think it would probably be inadmissible in court if he did tell on you. i guess you could do anything illegal in a confession booth as long as you confessed to it in realtime. p sure people do this basically all the time
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Aug 21, 2014 03:32
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Freakanomics had a podcast on this topic recently http://freakonomics.com/2014/05/01/the-perfect-crime-a-new-freakonomics-radio-podcast/ Evidently it is running over a pedestrian with a car. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN_UJJ9ObDs
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Aug 21, 2014 03:57
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the perfect murder, as explained to me many years ago by a drug dealer named kyle while he was on mushrooms: you invite the girl (oh, kyle) to your house after you have smeared crisco all over the doorstep. when she knocks on the door, reach out to open it and invite her in. she will slip on the crisco, fall on her head, and die instantly. this plan will work, kyle was very adamant about it.
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Aug 21, 2014 04:02
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Hiring a man to kill himself.
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Aug 21, 2014 04:09
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hide one poison bean in a bowl of normal beans. invite a girl over to have a bowl of beans (make sure to make a separate bowl of beans for yourself and don't mix them up) when the police ask you how she died, say: "i hope it wasn't a poison bean" in case they find out what it was. show them your empty bowl of beans so they know you ate the beans also. you might have to testify in court, but just stick to your story that you hope it wasn't a poison bean.
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Aug 21, 2014 04:15
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mixing m&m's with skittles
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Aug 21, 2014 04:16
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lotta beaners itt. even lowtax is a beaner. smdh
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wall street
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its a toss-up between the immaculate conception, jesus raising the dead, and jesus rising from the dead.
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declaring a caliphate in iraq/syria
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Wait if you don't have plat you can't even look at post history ?? Rucked up if tru
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Aug 21, 2014 04:22
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smelling the chairs of all the women in the office after work. boss thinks i'm working late, burning the midnight oil. but really, i'm just smellin chairs till late 
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Aug 21, 2014 04:22
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convincing the world u dont exits hail satan
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Aug 21, 2014 04:23
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vaping in a hospital room
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Aug 21, 2014 04:24
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seems to me that the perfect crime is loving up a malaysian airline flight
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Aug 21, 2014 04:25
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Is there a country where poo poo is illegal cause then you could just smuggle poo poo across their border inside your butt
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Aug 21, 2014 04:27
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Punching someone in the dark.
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Aug 21, 2014 04:28
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getting cucked while you cuck
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Aug 21, 2014 04:29
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Juanito posted:getting cucked while you cuck save it for cucktoberfest pal
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Deliberately hitting a sour note on the tuba in an orchestra
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Aug 21, 2014 04:34
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Egbert Souse posted:Deliberately hitting a sour note on the tuba in an orchestra Or using that sour note to cover up an otherwise loud fart.
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banging corpses
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Selling torrent files for Gremlins 2 on floppy disks via craigslist
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