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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo

i am he posted:


Jazz Metal

you cant hide from us

this is my newbie..... No one else gets to adopt Jazz Metal !!!!!

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Lil Cunty


i dunno you guys maybe if we put some food out or something

what do lurkers like to eat?

saboten

WD-40 posted:

i dunno you guys maybe if we put some food out or something

what do lurkers like to eat?

burriot

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
*puts out some mountain dew and yogurt beneath a gravity trap*

:colbert:

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

WD-40 posted:

i dunno you guys maybe if we put some food out or something

what do lurkers like to eat?

i've put on quite the buffet here lurkers, post 2 find out what we've got on the menu!!

smoobles

hey everyone i'm a noobie heh

Harthacnut

Greetings :wave:

FartGhost

smoobles posted:

hey everyone i'm a noobie heh

hi thanks for posting in my thread :)

i am he

smoobles posted:

hey everyone i'm a noobie heh

Hi smoobles. Welcome to byob :D.

SIDS Vicious


im adopting smoobles i called it he likes burgers fight me about it

smoobles

i'm hurgin for a burgin right this moment!!!

i am he

smoobles posted:

i'm hurgin for a burgin right this moment!!!

lol

the unabonger
awuh. welcome smoobles.

j883376


Linux Toddler!

smoobles posted:

i'm hurgin for a burgin right this moment!!!

:burger::burger::burger:

smoobles

best part of a burger IMHO is the patty of ground beef

i am he

smoobles posted:

best part of a burger IMHO is the patty of ground beef

interesting, but on the other hand, the best part is everything but the patty, when you think about it.

smoobles

you've given me lots to think about

SIDS Vicious


smoobles posted:

best part of a burger IMHO is the patty of ground beef

agreed, and for the first time, here today, in the lurkers thread of byob, i wil lreveal part, but not all, of my special nate burger spice and sauce mix.

  • one pound medium ground beef
  • two eggs
  • crushed up goldfish crackers
  • some breadcrumbs
  • some grated onion

this makes your basic patties, but its just not enough so here is what were gonna do, in a separate bowl were gonna mix

  • salt
  • pepper
  • seasoning salt
  • chili powder
  • a secret ingredient that is important and major
  • one other secret ingredient

well now we have added all those dry ingredients, its looking mighty dry, and that aint right for burgs, no sir, so lets add some wet ingredients

  • ketchup
  • mustard
  • soy sauce
  • srircha

now that we got all this stuff mixed together, make it into four equal sized balls, take about half off of each of them, make a little patty with an indent in it, put some bacon and cheese in that bitch, put the other half the meat on top and reattach all the beef together, throw that on the bbq, the grill or a frying pan in the bacon grease from earlier if you feelin extra sassy, and you got some drat fine burgers

the unabonger
idk i am he, i think you might be confusing "most important" with "best"

i am he

jesus christ sid

SIDS Vicious


thats just my basic sid banquet burger, i have about three million burger ideas all of them really good

i am he

The Fresh Prince posted:

idk i am he, i think you might be confusing "most important" with "best"

ok well lets stop bickering please and all just agree that burgers are good to eat

the unabonger
why do you use both goldfish crumbs and bread crumbs?

Salmiakki


i am he posted:

ok well lets stop bickering please and all just agree that burgers are good to eat

smoobles

just yesterday i had a hammedburger at the airport, it was reasonably good

i am he

smoobles posted:

just yesterday i had a hammedburger at the airport, it was reasonably good

the worst burger i ever had was a "big king" from burger king in the frankfurt airport at 10:00 am

SIDS Vicious


The Fresh Prince posted:

why do you use both goldfish crumbs and bread crumbs?

the first time i made them i didnt break up enbough goldfish and so it just stuck

smoobles

i am he posted:

the worst burger i ever had was a "big king" from burger king in the frankfurt airport at 10:00 am

wow 10am is too early for a burger, unless it has an egg on it, in my opinion

the unabonger

Iggy Koopa posted:

the first time i made them i didnt break up enbough goldfish and so it just stuck

lol

SIDS Vicious


so as everyone knows im sure i decided i want to become a chef, well, i hate mushrooms, i hate eggs and i am just not a fan of fish, so over the next couple months i am going to train my taste buds to like all of these things, starting tonight with a stir fry i am making in which i will be adding some mushrooms

i am he

smoobles posted:

wow 10am is too early for a burger, unless it has an egg on it, in my opinion

good opinion

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

Iggy Koopa posted:

so as everyone knows im sure i decided i want to become a chef, well, i hate mushrooms, i hate eggs and i am just not a fan of fish, so over the next couple months i am going to train my taste buds to like all of these things, starting tonight with a stir fry i am making in which i will be adding some mushrooms

The thing about mushrooms people don't get is that they can absorb an insane amount of flavor. A good beginner's trick to mushrooms is to sautee them in the juice of a meat you've cooked. Maybe splash a little wine and then flour to thicken it, but you will get crazy flavor from it. Don't drown the fish in sauce or flavor, fish needs just a little bit of zip. I prefer either smokey or sweet flavors with my fish, and I recommend starting with a thicker, meatier fish, like swordfish if you can get it.

i am he

i am he

SIDS Vicious


im making a new video for the first time in months

i am he

Hell yeah lil peeler made a post

the unabonger

i am he posted:

Hell yeah lil peeler made a post

whaaaaaat? that rules

City of Glompton

hello lurkers and newbies, it is so nice to see you posting here and there!

Looke

every lurker should read this thread and take notes on how to byob effectively

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3628878&userid=207515

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