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AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
yo belfiore you look like a fitness chain CEO's PA

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Caithness
Nov 10, 2012

HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?
He looks like he's trying to look like Justin Long from the I'm a PC ads.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
serious post: how a phone gonna run windows 10

majesticonion
Apr 9, 2004

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

serious post: how a phone gonna run windows 10

badly

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

serious post: how a phone gonna run windows 10

citrix mobile

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

serious post: how a phone gonna run windows 10

windows rten

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

because 7 8 9

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

serious post: how a phone gonna run windows 10

theyre really only talking about the kernel + maybe a couple of other services. wp8 runs NT as well it's just branding

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
I am really excited to get the windows 10 technical preview!! thanks joe!!!

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

AtomD posted:

theyre really only talking about the kernel + maybe a couple of other services. wp8 runs NT as well it's just branding

lame.

was gonna ironically mount ISOs on my cell phone

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
i will install windows technical preview on a VM

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
this is gonna actually rule though??? the same os across phones, tablets, desktops, and wall screens??? thats loving incerdible. now all app makers have to do is make a windows 10 app, enable it to be multiplatform, design build and test different layouts for each size and then convince people to use the windows store which isnt jam packed full of clone apps that are half malware to buy their super rad app that works across the windows phone, windows tablet, and windows desktop that they obviously already purchased

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

AtomD posted:

i will install windows technical preview on a VM

same when it comes out

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
oh and it has to be metro

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club




This is real? That's his real hair?

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

i'm the potatoes being thrown at the stage

lol at first i thought it was some flyying hamburgers emoticon and i was like i get what i means by this emoticon and i agree

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
freals joe looks like the kind of person in movies who would say "excuse me sir you're not allowed to go in there" in a bossy voice

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
i actually lol'd ol'd at this video

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
it's a good thing i'm not a tech journalist because i would have laughed and ruined the whole conference

hot dog event
Apr 17, 2002

multiple desktops wow it only took decades to do nice work guys

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
tbh if osx had native window snapping i'd be set

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
i just heard about this

im dead now

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

AtomD posted:

i will install windows technical preview on a VM

those fuckers from parallels are gonna make me pay for an upgrade arent they

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

Beeftweeter posted:

i just heard about this

im dead now
welcome to windows one-zero

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Wait, windows is finally getting virtual desktops???

look for out linux

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Phoenixan posted:

i actually lol'd ol'd at this video

i cried because they copied OS X's new desktop feature, even though it's a really obvious choice for improvement. i hope apple sues them to death

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

yeah buddy that's his own hair

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

Phoenixan posted:

i actually lol'd ol'd at this video

IF YOu mock this video you have no right to condemn #gamersgate

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

windows 9 will be released in the west 7 years later under the name super windows: the lost os

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

joe bellfire is the only person on earth who wants to look like steve perry

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

i cried because they copied OS X's new desktop feature, even though it's a really obvious choice for improvement. i hope apple sues them to death
for me it was the hair + color changing background + weird stock footage movement on the computer screen like i was watching an onion vid

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
please can someone double check if this is an onion vid that someone just uploaded to the wrong place

i don't know what real anymore

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i dont know whats happening anymore

why hasnt all technology fallen apart and we devolve back to muds huts and spears

and then go back to the sea where all life came from

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.
that background music sounds like somebody was trying to emulate the music from apple keynote videos but had no idea what they were doing

also i have his haircut right now but that's because i haven't actually had it cut in like six months and it bothers the gently caress out of me



on the other hand sticking live tiles onto the start menu is actually pretty clever, i think, and since my time is worth literally nothing i'll probably be trying out the tech preview so i have something to fill the gaping void of my life

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


we were supposed to get the non-poo poo windows in the cycle now but they thought that's too much work so they just skipped it

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Heresiarch posted:

also i have his haircut right now but that's because i haven't actually had it cut in like six months and it bothers the gently caress out of me
for the love of god get that hair cut

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

so is it free or what?

Not Al-Qaeda
Mar 20, 2012
what abouti windows 9

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
Here have an april fools article from 2013

http://www.infoworld.com/article/2613504/microsoft-windows/microsoft-skips--too-good--windows-9--jumps-to-windows-10.html

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Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010


Egan Yardley posted:

http://www.infoworld.com/article/2613504/microsoft-windows/microsoft-skips--too-good--windows-9--jumps-to-windows-10.html

[This is an April Fool's story. It is fiction, not fact even though it contains facts. --Ed. April 1st, 2013]

GUESS AGAIN BITCH

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