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alnilam

oliwan posted:

but why would someone who loves portland also love LA? in my mind they were always... anathema. i just dont know what to believe any more.

there are some like "indie" areas around east hollywood / silver lake, maybe she was from there?

# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:06

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 03:30

ulvir

holyshit the roads look chaotic

# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:08

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ulvir posted:

holyshit the roads look chaotic

look at this garbage city lmao

# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:11

i am he

city looks like the trash island in the pacific

# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:12

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ulvir posted:

holyshit the roads look chaotic

LA resident: 'I h8 my hosed up, giant city.'

# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:17

GEExCEE

i want my city to be a perfect square of suburbia, stretching as far as the eye can see

# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:22

alnilam

GEExCEE posted:

i want my city to be a perfect square of suburbia, stretching as far as the eye can see

lol phoenix, AZ looks like a sim city irl, from the air, because everything is in squares, and all development just ends with a perfectly square border wherever the sprawl stops

# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:26

the unabonger

la is really cool to do something specific in, like gentrify poor latino neighborhoods or fail as an actor. you dont even have to stay afterwards.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:28

ulvir

# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:34

alnilam

that's pretty ulvir, are those in new england too or ?

# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:37

ulvir

alnilam posted:

that's pretty ulvir, are those in new england too or ?

theyre in the three blue circles (I got your joke, but :spergin:

)

# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:41

i am he

european cities are better, yeah.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:42

GEExCEE

Nice. looks like you could fit at least 5 or 6 hundred people in those bad boys.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 23:43

ChrisHansen: Suck my damn balls.

You just picked the worst place to drive in the tri-state area. The other day, I drove from Alexandria to N Baltimore. It only took me four times as long as the GPS told me.

ChrisHansen fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Nov 13, 2014

# ? Nov 13, 2014 00:04

lite_sleepr

theyre better if you like living on top of people because the roads were laid before the automobile was brought over so everything is narrow. seriously i lived in germany for four years and i couldn't walk from my townhouse to the pub without hitting some aspect of the architecture.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 00:46

ulvir

PRESIDENT GOKU posted:

theyre better if you like living on top of people because the roads were laid before the automobile was brought over so everything is narrow. seriously i lived in germany for four years and i couldn't walk from my townhouse to the pub without hitting some aspect of the architecture.

Maybe lose some weight?

# ? Nov 13, 2014 00:48

lite_sleepr

ulvir posted:

Maybe lose some weight?

heh BOOYA oh wait i'm 6'3'' 190lbs

euro towns can be pretty sure, but better? easily debatable

basically all city life is the same and all country life is the same on this gay earth

# ? Nov 13, 2014 00:49

GEExCEE

wwhats the deal with this city, all this poo poo is way too close together

# ? Nov 13, 2014 00:51

i am he

PRESIDENT GOKU posted:

theyre better if you like living on top of people because the roads were laid before the automobile was brought over so everything is narrow. seriously i lived in germany for four years and i couldn't walk from my townhouse to the pub without hitting some aspect of the architecture.

not all cities in europe are like that

# ? Nov 13, 2014 01:00

lite_sleepr

i am he posted:

not all cities in europe are like that

they are because i went to venice, st. vith, luxembourg city, paris, Oslo, Heidelberg, Darmstadt, Ramstein and more and that means all eurogay cities are like that.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 01:02

ulvir

this reminds me of an anime I watched one time. it was about a team of teenage girls fighting for their right to become the next big gondolier in a terraformed planet made to look like a large-scale Venice or something. I mean I've always wanted to visit the real Venice, but the problem is the entire town allegedly smells like a mix of sewage, bird droppings and sweaty tourists and the water is grotesque and leaks into the lower floors of all buildings on the reg. kinda depressing, but hey, at least it looks amazing on a photo

# ? Nov 13, 2014 01:03

i am he

venice is the worst city in the whole world

# ? Nov 13, 2014 01:03

lite_sleepr

i am he posted:

venice is the worst city in the whole world

i would tend to agree. i refuse to believe anyone lives there. i think its just a big city-office where people go to work in cramped resturants and peddle knock off handbags to touristas.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 01:06

GEExCEE

Venice is like a 1500 year old Disneyland

# ? Nov 13, 2014 01:08

ulvir

GEExCEE posted:

Venice is like a 1500 year old Disneyland

lmbo

# ? Nov 13, 2014 01:09

Rodatose: corn, corn, corn

PRESIDENT GOKU posted:

theyre better if you like living on top of people because the roads were laid before the automobile was brought over so everything is narrow. seriously i lived in germany for four years and i couldn't walk from my townhouse to the pub without hitting some aspect of the architecture.

why didn't you lube your body and and glide between buildings from point a to b after a single initial push off

# ? Nov 13, 2014 01:11

GEExCEE

I miss living directly on top of other people

# ? Nov 13, 2014 01:12

i am he

It's a me, Mario! The city is a sinking into the ocean but they won't let it disappear forever to sleep with the fishes, literally, because its a cash cow. They a keep building the rotting buildings higher and higher and letting the sewage run over the sidewalks. Its like L.A. with more seafood.

# ? Nov 13, 2014 01:14

GEExCEE

Venice is actually a great metaphor for the ecological crisis of late capitalism

# ? Nov 13, 2014 01:16

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PRESIDENT GOKU posted:

they are because i went to venice, st. vith, luxembourg city, paris, Oslo, Heidelberg, Darmstadt, Ramstein and more and that means all eurogay cities are like that.

wow, this guy has been to all 8 of the european cities. i think he knows what he's talking about

# ? Nov 13, 2014 01:36