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Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
were they KS or MO pies? this matters.

Kosher Pickup Line fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Dec 15, 2014

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free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

It's been some time since I last bought a pie, is 30$ the going rate for a solid pie these days? Seems pretty steep for pie

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Marvin Freeman posted:

were they KS or MO pies? this matters.
It was the location in Westport.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Given this experience, would you consider perhaps eating three entire pies over two days? If so, I suggest making one a pumpkin or sweet potato pie.
Currently I would not, no. Particularly those flavors you mentioned.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
Does this bakery also do savoury pies Mr 'tax or is it only fruit?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

jalopybrown posted:

Does this bakery also do savoury pies Mr 'tax or is it only fruit?
You may view the list of pies they serve at the URL I previously posted.

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
On a scale of 1-10, how big was the smile on your face after you finished consuming those pies?

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

jalopybrown posted:

Does this bakery also do savoury pies Mr 'tax or is it only fruit?

i think they only have the dessert kind ofpies.

Their german chocolate pie is better than anything my grandma has ever made

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Viridiant posted:

On a scale of 1-10, how big was the smile on your face after you finished consuming those pies?
It was more a feeling of inner satisfaction.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
op when was the last time you guffawed... out loud

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I'm really happy to hear you did happy things. Have you calculated the nutritional value of the two pies yet?

I'd estimate it was about 3000 calories, and about 500g of carbs per pie.

Do you have any plans for tweaking your pooping schedule for the next few dats?

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

Lowtax posted:

It was the location in Westport.

:911:



i've never heard of peach and RASPBERRY pie. is it more RASPBERRY or peachy? or do the flavors combine to form a new flavor like in fruity pebbles?

zcrow
May 6, 2014

Ah.. yeah... um... tup tup tup tup tup.. this is something we'll add down the line
Do you still have raspberry seeds lodged in your teeth?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
rasberry do not have seeds you shitpill

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Little tiny seeds yes, unless there are seedless raspberries. All berries have seeds.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
Wtf is a bumblebee pie?

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Where do you put it all?

It takes me 2 days to eat half a pie and then the rest gets all old and gross in the fridge and I end up throwing it out :(

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Do you have something against savory pies? Would you consider eating a turkey pot pie followed by a dessert pie the next time you're on a pie bender?

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
which pie did you like better

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Xenophon posted:

which pie did you like better
The peach and raspberry, which quite frankly surprised me since the bumbleberry is usually my favorite.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
what is a bumbleberry pie? i suppose i could google it but i want a firsthand perspective

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
i wonder why they call it bumble berry..... perhaps the first person to cook it (a woman) was known to "bumble about" the kitchen.... mixing contraindicated ingredient... willy nilly.... and when she presented her clumsily contrived 'ie to her 'sband... he reacted in delight, and gave it the name "bumbleberry" in honor of his bumbling wife. because they were married they did not have sex that night

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

-Would you ever consider a German Chocolate pie?

-Do you feel that you have let your children down by instilling in them an ideal of cookies>pie ?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

what forums did you read while eating the pies

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Hey, its been a lil while, I was wondering if you are starting to have any indigigestion or any health problems arising from the pies?

asking for a friend

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

TheReverend posted:

-Would you ever consider a German Chocolate pie?

-Do you feel that you have let your children down by instilling in them an ideal of cookies>pie ?

Yes, and no, they made that decision for themselves, with no input from my part.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Sweet Tea posted:

what forums did you read while eating the pies
GBS, FYAD, and QCS.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Did shmorky make one

Edit dammit already answered

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Sintax posted:

Hey, its been a lil while, I was wondering if you are starting to have any indigigestion or any health problems arising from the pies?

asking for a friend
No, I have suffered no immediate or obvious ill effects from eating the pies.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Did shmorky make one
No, I have not seen nor spoke to shmorky since I let him go.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Because of the consumption of the pies, will there no longer be gaming guyz on the front page

Edit: that's sad and I feel bad

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Also I have a question and it is as follows:

A doom house?

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Lowtax posted:

The peach and raspberry, which quite frankly surprised me since the bumbleberry is usually my favorite.

do you think this was because the peach and raspberry was exceptionally good, or because the bumbleberry was something of a let down? I've never had either one

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Lowtax posted:

GBS, FYAD, and QCS.

ty

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Lowtax you should sign up for that pantheon whatever website where people pay you to exist as an artist

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

Did your bodily functions smell like fruit after consumption?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

did you use a fork or just eat the pie with your hands?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Sweet Tea posted:

did you use a fork or just eat the pie with your hands?
This has already been addressed, please consult the FAQ.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Did you eat it in front of a dog and go, "Mmm, human food. Dog food sucks, you're an idiot."

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
lowtax more like fattax

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