Free Avshalom Mafia (Auspol)

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black_tangled: Aug 2, 2004

I am unreasonably ~~excited~~ moist and ~~enthused~~ widened over this new game of mafia. Let the breasts unfurl mightily in worship of his sexiness Sharon.**

_{**am I doing this right as a non-auspol regular?}

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:04

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 00:17

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

black_tangled posted:

_{**am I doing this right as a non-auspol regular?}

My magic 8 balls say "yes", "yes", "yes", "yes", "yup", "definitely", "totes" and "yes".

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:16

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

black_tangled posted:

I am unreasonably ~~excited~~ moist and ~~enthused~~ widened over this new game of mafia. Let the breasts unfurl mightily in worship of his sexiness Sharon.**

_{**am I doing this right as a non-auspol regular?}

*loosens collar of shirt*

In a high pitch voice squeaks "Yep!"

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:24

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

my breasts

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:31

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Mithranderp posted:

Heads up, I got called into work for the next 5 days. I should be able to phone post though :3

ayy lmao

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:32

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

My chesticles undulate in anticipation. They want--nay, need-- to ##vote Harold Krell.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:45

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

my bountiful anus sheds a single tear of pride to see my memory honoured in such a way (i'm dead/permabanned for the purposes of this exercise, but my breasts live on)

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:54

Small Keating: Dec 24, 2012; That you, Jim? Paul Keating here. Just because you swallowed a fucking dictionary when you were about 15 doesn't give you the right to pour a bucket of shit over the rest of us.

Mithranderp posted:

My chesticles undulate in anticipation. They want--nay, need-- to ##vote Harold Krell.

My succulent clitoris stands tall in solidarity before jetting forth a virulent load that flies high into the air. "WHERE THIS SPOOGE LANDS SO SHALL MY CHURCH BE ERECTED", my fourteen sentient testicles shriek in unison. My two litres of frothing pink ejaculate lands somewhere in the crowd, which parts to reveal a drenched and glossy Harold Krell.

The nads have spoken.

##vote Harold Krell

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:59

black_tangled: Aug 2, 2004

Small Keating posted:

My succulent clitoris stands tall in solidarity before jetting forth a virulent load that flies high into the air. "WHERE THIS SPOOGE LANDS SO SHALL MY CHURCH BE ERECTED", my fourteen sentient testicles shriek in unison. My two litres of frothing pink ejaculate lands somewhere in the crowd, which parts to reveal a drenched and glossy Harold Krell.

The nads have spoken.

##vote Harold Krell

The bar has been set.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:01

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Small Keating posted:

My succulent clitoris stands tall in solidarity before jetting forth a virulent load that flies high into the air. "WHERE THIS SPOOGE LANDS SO SHALL MY CHURCH BE ERECTED", my fourteen sentient testicles shriek in unison. My two litres of frothing pink ejaculate lands somewhere in the crowd, which parts to reveal a drenched and glossy Harold Krell.

The nads have spoken.

##vote Harold Krell

holy poo poo

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:01

Splode: Jun 18, 2013; put some clothes on you little freak

sigh fine ok

##vote Harold Krell

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:04

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

i love israel

i love haroldkrell

##unvote

##vote Harold Krell

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:05

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

Votecount for Day 1

Harold Krell (3): Those On My Left, SKY COQ, Mithranderp

Anidav (2): bell jar, Splode

Small Keating (1): Asphyxious

Mithranderp (1): Matthew Beet

Not Voting (7): Anidav, BCR, black_tangled, everythingWasBees, Harold Krell, Small Keating, whats for dinner

With 14 alive, it's 8 votes to lynch. The current deadline is February 04^th, 2015 at 8 p.m. EST -- that's in about 9 hours, 54 minutes.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:05

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Wanna hit the brakes a bit scum? Don't even get a chance to speak, let's just roll in the night kills I guess.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:12

Small Keating: Dec 24, 2012; That you, Jim? Paul Keating here. Just because you swallowed a fucking dictionary when you were about 15 doesn't give you the right to pour a bucket of shit over the rest of us.

Asphyxious posted:

Wanna hit the brakes a bit scum? Don't even get a chance to speak, let's just roll in the night kills I guess.

Still plenty of votes to go and initial statements to collect. For the record, I am mostly voting for him because he is a giant dork.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:14

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Votecount for Day 1

Harold Krell (6): Those On My Left, SKY COQ, Mithranderp, Small Keating, Splode, bell jar

Small Keating (1): Asphyxious

Mithranderp (1): Matthew Beet

Anidav (0): bell jar, Splode, ~~Splode~~, ~~bell jar~~

Not Voting (6): Anidav, BCR, black_tangled, everythingWasBees, Harold Krell, whats for dinner

With 14 alive, it's 8 votes to lynch. The current deadline is February 04^th, 2015 at 8 p.m. EST -- that's in about 9 hours, 46 minutes.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:14

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Small Keating posted:

Still plenty of votes to go and initial statements to collect. For the record, I am mostly voting for him because he is a giant dork.

"Two" is plenty is it?

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:15

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Small Keating posted:

My succulent clitoris stands tall in solidarity before jetting forth a virulent load that flies high into the air. "WHERE THIS SPOOGE LANDS SO SHALL MY CHURCH BE ERECTED", my fourteen sentient testicles shriek in unison. My two litres of frothing pink ejaculate lands somewhere in the crowd, which parts to reveal a drenched and glossy Harold Krell.

The nads have spoken.

##vote Harold Krell

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:17

Small Keating: Dec 24, 2012; That you, Jim? Paul Keating here. Just because you swallowed a fucking dictionary when you were about 15 doesn't give you the right to pour a bucket of shit over the rest of us.

Asphyxious posted:

"Two" is plenty is it?

Oh, I didn't realise it had quite gone that far. I thought it was still at 3 or 4. Happy to unvote until we hear from all parties. I can always inseminate him later.

##unvote

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:21

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Asphyxious is right, let's make this all nice and sloooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws

##unvote

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:22

Splode: Jun 18, 2013; put some clothes on you little freak

Asphyxious posted:

"Two" is plenty is it?

Two is generally a good place to hold, as it's safe from people who charge in without counting votes, but it isn't too far off.

Also whenever posts the SLOW DOOOON post, the above happens: everybody falls over themselves to unvote because they're worried that people will think they were rushing a lynch because they're scum.

Lets all just relaaaaaax

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:25

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Splode posted:

everybody falls over themselves to unvote because they're worried that people will think they were rushing a lynch because they're scum.

fwiw I'm not worried about that because I was literally the first person to vote for Howard, so it's difficult to accuse me of bandwagoning or rushing to lynch

i just want us to all

relaaaaaax

take it slowwwwwww

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:28

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Splode posted:

Two is generally a good place to hold, as it's safe from people who charge in without counting votes, but it isn't too far off.

Also whenever posts the SLOW DOOOON post, the above happens: everybody falls over themselves to unvote because they're worried that people will think they were rushing a lynch because they're scum.

Lets all just relaaaaaax

Oh I'm not saying relax...

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:28

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

gently caress y'all turbo hammer. hammer one dude in the morning, get night actions in and open another day

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:31

Small Keating: Dec 24, 2012; That you, Jim? Paul Keating here. Just because you swallowed a fucking dictionary when you were about 15 doesn't give you the right to pour a bucket of shit over the rest of us.

Asphyxious posted:

Oh I'm not saying relax...

Never unclench. Always maintain sphincter tone.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:32

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

TURBO D1 HAMMER

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:32

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

##vote Harold Krell
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##vote Harold Krell
##vote Harold Krell
##vote Harold Krell

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:32

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

bell jar posted:

gently caress y'all turbo hammer. hammer one dude in the morning, get night actions in and open another day

HMMM THIS SEEMS VERY SUSPICIOUS "BELL JAR" IS THERE ANYONE TO STUCK UP FOR YOU?

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:36

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

bell jar posted:

gently caress y'all turbo hammer. hammer one dude in the morning, get night actions in and open another day

so what you're saying is that if I exercise my voting muscles I can reduce my refractory period

alright

##vote Howard Krell

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:36

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

My slug like mass slithers along the vast plain of gravel and flesh. Where was once cities and people lies nothing but feast, ready to embrace my judgement. I open one of my many cataclysmic mouths and allow the many Notopteris neocaledonica to fly outwards from their everlasting slumber. The rumblings of this movement causes stacks of my ever-balding hair to fall and crush the innocent while I do not care and disregard their lives. Semen erupts from my many blowholes as my stomach hungers for flesh and sex. I look down at the nomadic, post-modern population, scoop up thousands of them with my universally reaching limbs and crush them into pulp. I remould this pulp into a giant flesh red dildo and shove it Empire State Building deep into my Clem 7 Tunnel shaped vagina.

I let out a bellow that sounds like a chorus of ten thousand cassowaries only to ponder what to do next.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:37

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Asphyxious posted:

HMMM THIS SEEMS VERY SUSPICIOUS "BELL JAR" IS THERE ANYONE TO STUCK UP FOR YOU?

Oh.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:37

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

Asphyxious posted:

HMMM THIS SEEMS VERY SUSPICIOUS "BELL JAR" IS THERE ANYONE TO STUCK UP FOR YOU?

_{^{_{^{arms wid}}}}

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:38

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Anidav posted:

My slug like mass slithers along the vast plain of gravel and flesh. Where was once cities and people lies nothing but feast, ready to embrace my judgement. I open one of my many cataclysmic mouths and allow the many Notopteris neocaledonica to fly outwards from their everlasting slumber. The rumblings of this movement causes stacks of my ever-balding hair to fall and crush the innocent while I do not care and disregard their lives. Semen erupts from my many blowholes as my stomach hungers for flesh and sex. I look down at the nomadic, post-modern population, scoop up thousands of them with my universally reaching limbs and crush them into pulp. I remould this pulp into a giant flesh red dildo and shove it Empire State Building deep into my Clem 7 Tunnel shaped vagina.

I let out a bellow that sounds like a chorus of ten thousand cassowaries only to ponder what to do next.

Same

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:46

black_tangled: Aug 2, 2004

bell jar posted:

##vote Harold Krell
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##vote Harold Krell
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##vote Harold Krell