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I'd like to nominate Al Golden, a hackass snake-oil salesman who might be able to recruit NFL talent but sure as gently caress can't lead them to a win.
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Zurreco posted:Since Hardy was "acquitted," he's really trying to push back into the bracket with a vengeance. Then Hardy basically assaults an assistant coach on the sidelines yesterday. E:
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I think Greg Hardy is about a big a piece of poo poo for what he did to that woman as anyone, but loving lol at the idea of smacking a clipboard out of somebody's hands being assault.He was a baby throwing a tantrum, nothing more.
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I haven't watched the NFL in years. Is Greg Hardy even on any of the special teams?
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I nominate Ryan Mallett.
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NC-17 posted:I nominate Ryan Mallett. Seconded. Mallett has the trifecta of completely sucking at his job, not giving a poo poo about his team, and being as dumb as a bag of rocks. He also more than passes the eye test.
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NC-17 posted:I nominate Ryan Mallett. Definitely a good bracket-filler though can't be a real bona fide contender. He's far more idiot than douche.
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I dunno, that three quarters he spent muttering "this is bullshit" after getting replaced by Hoyer could go a long way.
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sean10mm posted:Has Mallet upgraded from meth to coke yet? That mother fucker needs some loving coke, maybe it'll open his mind to the plays unfolding on the field. God knows, he's never going to get it done with his current mind.
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The whole point of this thread is that no one is going to remember what Mallett did in six months. (I assume this is because he missed his flight to Miami, and also overslept a practice earlier in the season.)
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why is anybody but Hardy being considered at this point? or is he just too evil for such a thing? even if i don't think it's fair to get mad at a guy for doing what we basically cheer marshawn lynch on for doing, the guy still seems like he is doing poo poo just to stir the pot.
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Cole posted:even if i don't think it's fair to get mad at a guy for doing what we basically cheer marshawn lynch on for doing, the guy still seems like he is doing poo poo just to stir the pot. Wait, what?
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Lt. Chips posted:Wait, what? Not responding to the media when they ask him questions. Lynch did it and it was hilarious, and we all cheered him on. Hardy does it and it's bad. The difference is Hardy seems to be doing it to just stir the pot... or something. I dunno, sociopaths are weird.
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Ahh, thats what you are referring to. I haven't seen that come up in this thread, so I didn't consider it. There are just so many other reasons to think Hardy is a douche, the media thing didn't even register. That's probably part of the reason Lynch avoiding the media feels so different. Dodging questions as a standard course due to dislike of the media has much different optics than dodging questions right after a game because you were acting like a jackass.
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Lynch does it win lose or draw, he's consistent within his reasonings so it's understandable, plus it gets old white selfish sportswriters all salty which is a bonus. Hardy's throwing a tantrum and taking it out on others. It's not like Brady not doing TV after wins because poo poo, he's winning. You can do whatever after a win, do it after a loss and you're a bitch.
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I think football players who don't realize they work in the entertainment industry are hilarious.
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Clay Travis for this article and for being a Vandy dudebro. http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/mizzou-protest-is-total-charade-110915
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Aqib Talib poked a man in the eye. He got punished for it so he won't be eligible for the douche awards but I think it's worth mentioning at least.
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Leperflesh posted:Aqib Talib poked a man in the eye. He is eligible as long as he was convicted in criminal court.
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Leperflesh posted:Aqib Talib poked a man in the eye. Does it count if the suspension gets voided?
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Nominating Julius Peppers for actively and purposefully trying to stop donations from receiving a recently orphaned child purely because the Packers were losing. Also for trying to start a fight with HaHa Clinton-Dix on the sideline for whatever reason.Cole posted:why is anybody but Hardy being considered at this point? Because people didn't vote Jameis Winston onto the throne even though we was worse than Hardy at this point /hot take. Leperflesh posted:Aqib Talib poked a man in the eye. He also was filmed kneeing some dude in the throat. When called out on either, he tried to make it seem like it was no big deal. He'll be in the bracket.
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Zurreco posted:Nominating Julius Peppers for actively and purposefully trying to stop donations from receiving a recently orphaned child purely because the Packers were losing. Also for trying to start a fight with HaHa Clinton-Dix on the sideline for whatever reason. You have to be more verbose. Not all of us live in the sphere of 24-hour football news cycle.
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Cole posted:why is anybody but Hardy being considered at this point?
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Zurreco posted:Nominating Julius Peppers for actively and purposefully trying to stop donations from receiving a recently orphaned child purely because the Packers were losing. Also for trying to start a fight with HaHa Clinton-Dix on the sideline for whatever reason. Wasn't it Von miller who was kneeing the guy in the throat and not Talib?
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Leperflesh posted:I think football players who don't realize they work in the entertainment industry are hilarious. Their first job is still to be a player, not an entertainer. Otherwise Tebow would be on a team.
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I take back my Greg Hardy and would like to say Jerry Jones instead. I don't blame anyone for signing a multi million dollar contract no matter what their past or present is like. But I do blame the guy who offered it to him.
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Cole posted:I take back my Greg Hardy and would like to say Jerry Jones instead. Jerry Jones should win every year, just as an honourary deal.
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Not that I'm 100% what falls under last year or this year for Hardy. Just adding this as a reminder for next year when we're looking for Douchebag Greg Hardy quotes. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/greg-hardy-on-twitter---innocent-until-proven-guilty--161758936.html
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:Jerry Jones should win every year, just as an honourary deal. Maybe he'll make it into the Douche Hall this year. Natalya Fartz posted:Not that I'm 100% what falls under last year or this year for Hardy. Just adding this as a reminder for next year when we're looking for Douchebag Greg Hardy quotes. I clinked your link and was graced with a Fan Duel TV spot, so I immediately closed it. Please just paste the text here for us.
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Speaking of which, is it possible to nominate Daily Fantasy Sports?
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Febreeze posted:Speaking of which, is it possible to nominate Daily Fantasy Sports? I take back my Jerry Jones and agree with this post.
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Chilichimp posted:Maybe he'll make it into the Douche Hall this year. Guessing your at work so no ad block, it was the Greg Hardy twitter profile change declaring his "innocence". Every drat site has a picture and not raw text and phone posting is a pain. I'll fix it tonight.
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Natalya Fartz posted:Guessing your at work so no ad block, it was the Greg Hardy twitter profile change declaring his "innocence". It's hard to run an ad blocker and still watch the treasure trove of gifs and html videos offered by this glorious community.
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I just wish there was a more funny, pure douche type to rally behind this year. Who's coming close to that, the FanDuel/DraftKings guys?
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Lee Harvey Oswald posted:Clay Travis for this article and for being a Vandy dudebro. Bonus points because this is on a college football blog but has only a tenuous relationship to football (the Mizzou player strike was associated with the now-ended hunger strike).
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Febreeze posted:Speaking of which, is it possible to nominate Daily Fantasy Sports? Yeah but they ended up getting C&D orders and are essentially getting shut down by the government for being scummy. Isn't that the same thing as removing people from the bracket if they are found guilty in court?
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