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ban dgsw again like his posts but just want to see how much he will pay to continue after that build the wall
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Ban all the bigots, fascists, and commies. If you're to the left of the american green party, you get banned. If you're to the right of the american democratic party, you get banned and killed and then I piss on your shallow grave. Basically the only political opinion you'd be allowed to express was legalize weed.
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Nov 21, 2015 03:31
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I would grant myself unlimited wishes if I were a mod.
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Nov 21, 2015 03:33
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I would post reports like that thread in PYF E: also post screen shots of the mod forum
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Nov 21, 2015 03:36
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i would probably not do much which is what gbs needs tbh
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Nov 21, 2015 03:38
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Nov 21, 2015 03:39
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I will model my modship after Inspector_666 and forbidden lesbian
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Nov 21, 2015 03:40
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Take forums back to their glory days of being a libertarian pro-gun paradise Eliminate Leftists SJWs Trans Homosexuals Bring back DPPH Torrents Music Ftps
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Nov 21, 2015 03:40
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Bring back LF, ban myself before all my terrible secrets get doxxed
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Nov 21, 2015 03:40
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I'd read the mod forum and read reports. Ban/probate as I deemed needed, which would be lots, minimum of 4000 posting hours lost a day.
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Nov 21, 2015 03:51
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spell out an obscene message with the first letter of stickied threads
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Nov 21, 2015 04:39
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Gang tags
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Nov 21, 2015 04:40
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ban the letters Q X and W - the freak letters
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Nov 21, 2015 04:43
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White Phosphorus posted:Take forums back to their glory days of being a libertarian pro-gun paradise here we are
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Nov 21, 2015 04:47
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Free the Nipple
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Nov 21, 2015 05:04
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Smelly Bohemian posted:Only communicate through probation messages in the leper colony I think I would carve all my messages on stone tablets, which I would then require my brother, Aaron, to present to the masses.
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Nov 21, 2015 05:07
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Is it true that the mods have a private clubhouse that is actually a cavern that looks like a skull and is carved into the side of an active volcano? Because, if that's true, I'd really like to set up shop there. I would then create videos for goons and my students (On different subjects, most likely). For goons, teaching about things like "Proper Forum Posting Techniques", "Basic Personal Hygiene", "How to Not Alienate People You are Attracted to and Would Like to Date". "Neckbeard and Fedora Maintenance". "Successful Hot Pocket Preparation",and "Microwave Remediation when Hot Pocket Preparation Goes Awry" . For my students, "Chemistry for the Mad Science Lackey", "How to use knowledge of Newton's Laws to Design Siege Engines and Crush Your Enemies" and "How to Genetically Engineer Creatures That Will Make Effective Mad Scientist Support Creatures". (As a side note, I actually do teach lessons with the last three titles. I just don't have videos for them.) (I imagine these films to be shot and presented in such a way that it replicates the old 16mm projectors from the 1960s-1980s, complete with slipping sprockets and fluttering sound.)
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Nov 21, 2015 05:21
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genesplicer posted:Is it true that the mods have a private clubhouse that is actually a cavern that looks like a skull and is carved into the side of an active volcano? Because, if that's true, I'd really like to set up shop there. I would then create videos for goons and my students (On different subjects, most likely). For goons, teaching about things like Proper Forum Posting Techniques", "Basic Personal Hygiene", "How to Not Alienate People You are Attracted to and Would Like to Date". "Neckbeard and Fedora Maintenance". "Successful Hot Pocket Preparation", Microwave Remediation when Hot Pocket Preparation Goes Awry" . For my students, "Chemistry for the Mad Science Lackey", "How to use knowledge of Newton's Laws to Design Siege Engines and Crush Your Enemies" and "How to Genetically Engineer Creatures That Will Make Effective Mad Scientist Support Creatures". Which class teaches you how to make certain substances which are frowned upon by the general community but purchased with much enthusiasm by the remainder?
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Nov 21, 2015 05:22
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Which class teaches you how to make certain substances which are frowned upon by the general community but purchased with much enthusiasm by the remainder? Sadly, not taught in our district. Fun Fact. I was lucky enough to meet Bryan Cranston a couple of years ago. We talked a bit about "Breaking Bad", and he confirmed that, before it was moved to Albuquerque, the original location was going to be Riverside, California. When I showed him my school ID, he was impressed. My first name is Walter, and I teach Chemistry in Riverside, CA. He was kind enough to autograph a card for me.  He did not pass on any meth-making tips.
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Nov 21, 2015 05:38
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You should record a series of VHS chemistry lectures with Uncle Fester to get kids really, really, abnormally enthused by science, and breathing, and cleaning surfaces with a toothbrush. You'll be helping fight the juvenile obesity epidemic in this country.
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Nov 21, 2015 05:41
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i would make an example out of mr. craps. right off the bat. just put him down like a CIA informant in a convertible getting hacked up with a machete in broad daylight by cuban dissidents. establish dominance. after that i would shower GBS with free gifts and social programs to bring them in to the fold, as well as enslave them. my reign would be marked with violent mood swings and brutal repercussions for anyone who dared to question my methods. eventually i would retire to a nice warm climate with a beautiful mexican woman and be executed by druglords.
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Nov 21, 2015 06:04
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I'd ride that sweet gbs groupie rear end all the way to semen town.
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Nov 21, 2015 06:09
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i would gently caress anything that moves
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Nov 21, 2015 06:11
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I'd start a system of mod bribery and patronage where some users can make themselves immune to probation for all but the worst offenses. Gotta make money somewhere.
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Nov 21, 2015 06:17
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dad gay. so what posted:i would gently caress anything that moves I'd gently caress you.
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Nov 21, 2015 06:18
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I would bring back the sin of Simony.
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Nov 21, 2015 06:22
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genesplicer posted:I would bring back the sin of Simony. are you going to ask aaron first or just go for it?
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Nov 21, 2015 06:28
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Bring back DPPH, but homegrown only.
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Nov 21, 2015 06:34
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The Little Kielbasa posted:Bring back DPPH, but homegrown only. that's not funny, just sick.
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Nov 21, 2015 06:36
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The Little Kielbasa posted:Bring back DPPH, but homegrown only. endless posts of swap.avi sequels
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Nigmaetcetera posted:that's not funny, just sick.
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Nov 21, 2015 06:37
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a hole-y ghost posted:let me tell you, we'll see a lot of chocolate sprinkled donuts. heehee
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probably just in a week's time probate someone who started a thread simply entitled 'jews' or some stupid thing like that
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Nov 21, 2015 08:08
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provide free anime avatars of my choosing for all
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Nov 21, 2015 08:37
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Probably try and please everybody... id hold a 'town hall' thread to get everyones ideas and put them in action. Im a big believer in "we are all on this one same earth so must get along harmoniously". There must be some compromise where everyone in gbs is happy/potentional for growth.
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Nov 21, 2015 08:39
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total body workout posted:Probably try and please everybody... id hold a 'town hall' thread to get everyones ideas and put them in action. Im a big believer in "we are all on this one same earth so must get along harmoniously". There must be some compromise where everyone in gbs is happy/potentional for growth. ya, me too. maybe there could be a "forum" for this. either way, enfield must be revived to restore harmony to this forum.
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Nov 21, 2015 08:41
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bring back DPPH
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Nov 21, 2015 10:59
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to hunt down amityvile anus..
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Nov 21, 2015 11:02
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and do what? Ghostbust me?
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i was going to improvise.
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