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Commie NedFlanders posted:Why do white ppl love the idea of desecrating things? Because it's fun.
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Waltzing Along posted:He's muslim and a cool guy. We get along well. But now I am uncomfortable because I have no interest in become a terrorist. I mean a muslim. It's too late; by touching the Quran you've contracted Islam-AIDS. Best do the right thing and turn yourself to the authorities for quarantine, OP.
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Dec 23, 2015 05:34
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Your Muslim buddy was giving you a hint that it would better to take a sick day tomorrow op.
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Dec 23, 2015 05:36
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Use it as a napkin. You know, wipe your mouth with it, eat food off of it, doodle on it, use it as emergency toilet paper, that sort of thing. What's the worst that could happen?
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Dec 23, 2015 05:37
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Buffer Overflow posted:Your Muslim buddy was giving you a hint that it would better to take a sick day tomorrow op. Oh my god I just got a brililant idea. Make a bullet proof vest out of qarans. Just attach them to your jacket. They won't shoot you or be able to cause shooting a qaran is like going to hell or some poo poo isn't it?
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Dec 23, 2015 05:38
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The Bible posted:Use it as a napkin. Is this the old or new testament talking?
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Dec 23, 2015 05:39
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I'm not surprised that someone would prefer the slim chance of the op radicalizing and blowing his workplace up to having to continue to work with him
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Dec 23, 2015 05:41
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Guys, guys we have a defense against the muslims spread the word. We can put a copy of a qaran in every building and every train. IF they blow up in it they coudl destroy it which is haram.
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Dec 23, 2015 05:42
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Tricky D posted:Is this the old or new testament talking? Old, I would guess.
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Dec 23, 2015 05:42
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Microwaves Mom posted:Guys, guys we have a defense against the muslims spread the word. We can put a copy of a qaran in every building and every train. IF they blow up in it they coudl destroy it which is haram. print a page of the koran on every sheet of toilet paper and sanitary pad
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Dec 23, 2015 05:45
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Microwaves Mom posted:Oh my god I just got a brililant idea. They probably would shoot you anyway, but you could apply this idea to North Korea for hundred times the amusement. If we ever invade NK, we should replace our camo with giant pictures of Glorious Leader. The enemy will shoot themselves rather than shoot you!
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Dec 23, 2015 05:45
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Why do white ppl love the idea of desecrating things? Because during the Dark Ages, the Romans marched north and destroyed our entire culture and replaced it with Catholicism.
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Dec 23, 2015 05:48
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osirisisdead posted:Because during the Dark Ages, the Romans marched north and destroyed our entire culture and replaced it with Catholicism. i don't think your timeline is correct, i've played hundreds of hours of crusader kings 2 so i'm basically an expert on these historical matters
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Dec 23, 2015 05:50
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The Bible posted:Old, I would guess. KK, cool. I wouldn't want to exclude the Jews from making GBS threads on the Koran.
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Dec 23, 2015 05:50
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the great deceiver posted:i don't think your timeline is correct, i've played hundreds of hours of crusader kings 2 so i'm basically an expert on these historical matters You are probably correct. I guess I meant before the Dark Ages, because the Romans destroying the extant cultures and burning their "barbarian" books plunged the world of Northern Europe into ignorance, causing the Dark Ages.
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Dec 23, 2015 05:53
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osirisisdead posted:You are probably correct. I guess I meant before the Dark Ages, because the Romans destroying the extant cultures and burning their "barbarian" books plunged the world of Northern Europe into ignorance, causing the Dark Ages. <roman centurion rips the book out of a germanic nerd's hands and throws it in the fire> "i'm here to liberate you from your ignorance. prepare to join the most civilized and enlightened empire this world has ever seen" <throws nerd's glasses on the ground, steps on them, gives nerd atomic wedgie>
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Dec 23, 2015 06:11
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osirisisdead posted:You are probably correct. I guess I meant before the Dark Ages, because the Romans destroying the extant cultures and burning their "barbarian" books plunged the world of Northern Europe into ignorance, causing the Dark Ages. lmao nah though
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Dec 23, 2015 06:16
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Waltzing Along posted:He's muslim and a cool guy. We get along well. But now I am uncomfortable because I have no interest in become a terrorist. I mean a muslim. Keep it inside the work bathroom.
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Dec 23, 2015 06:35
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I wish somebody would try to convert me but not even the crazies want me 
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Dec 23, 2015 06:38
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MiracleWhale posted:<roman centurion rips the book out of a germanic nerd's hands and throws it in the fire> Fag. Romans weren't cool because of their individual prowess, but because their more-equatorial environment allowed for longer growing seasons, therefore they could outproduce other cultures on their agricultural yields because of the accident of their location on Earth. More food = more people. Why do you think pro-life people exist? Morality?
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Dec 23, 2015 06:40
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cut a bunch of pages in the middle of it out and hollow the book. Store a gun or drugs in it so when he goes jihad johnny on you, you can spin turn grab your qaran and he'll be excited thinking you accepted allah when in reality you're grabbin your gun to put some hot justice in him.
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Dec 23, 2015 06:42
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This new street slang is greek to me, which drug is hot justice supposed to be
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Dec 23, 2015 18:01
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Waltzing Along posted:He's muslim and a cool guy. We get along well. But now I am uncomfortable because I have no interest in become a terrorist. I mean a muslim. Draw cartoon pictures of Muhammad in it and return it to him.
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Dec 23, 2015 18:08
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Microwaves Mom posted:cut a bunch of pages in the middle of it out and hollow the book. Store a gun or drugs in it so when he goes jihad johnny on you, you can spin turn grab your qaran and he'll be excited thinking you accepted allah when in reality you're grabbin your gun to put some hot justice in him. this would be a good prank
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Dec 23, 2015 18:10
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I read the quran a while back at a party and we started reading it as a joke but then we basically kept stumbling upon passages along the line of "kill the infidel, for they are less than men" or such poo poo, and at the end we basically thought "drat this poo poo is pretty horrible, how is islam a religion of piece" and yeah
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Dec 23, 2015 19:07
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osirisisdead posted:Fag. Romans weren't cool because of their individual prowess, but because their more-equatorial environment allowed for longer growing seasons, therefore they could outproduce other cultures on their agricultural yields because of the accident of their location on Earth. More food = more people. Why do you think pro-life people exist? Morality? centurion: bring me a tomato that i might prepare the traditional Roman dish "spaghetti" germanic nerd, cowering: t...t..tomatoes.... centurion, raising a hand in readiness to strike: spit it out, whelp!! germanic nerd: t...t...tomatoes... they're not in season! centurion: NOT IN loving SEASON?!!?! <burns entire village to the ground>
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Dec 23, 2015 19:10
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Read it maybe, to learn. But not like in the company breakroom or anything. holy poo poo
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Dec 23, 2015 19:11
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Nuts and Gum posted:Respond with a Book of Mormon. That'll shut him up. Or a Watch Tower
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Dec 23, 2015 19:14
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Just convert to islam OP, wtf. better play it safe in these days. Nobody cares about your beliefs anyway.
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Dec 23, 2015 19:30
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The Bible posted:Old, I would guess. what's up old testament do you think methuselah ever boned people at an advanced age? also what was up with antediluvian sex? how was it so freaky to cause a global flood? were there furries involved?
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Dec 23, 2015 19:35
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read it up until you get to the part where the earth is flat and a dude walks all the way west and finds the sun setting in a puddle and walks all the way east to where people are completely black because the rising sun burn they asses, also this dude is emperor of the entire world (this is genuinely in the quran) then put it down remember that this is an immaculate text and the inerrant word of god
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Dec 23, 2015 19:43
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Look at him and 'What's the DEAL?' like Jerry seinfeld.
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Dec 23, 2015 19:44
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doorstop even out that short chair leg coaster the quran has many uses
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Dec 23, 2015 20:12
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gary oldmans diary posted:doorstop rollin paper for mah doobs
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Dec 23, 2015 20:18
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It's too late for you OP. You are now radicalized. I'm gonna have to report you before you start blowing up infidels.
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Dec 23, 2015 21:15
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Laurenz posted:It's too late for you OP. You are now radicalized. Yeah. Good luck going to Disneyland and poo poo. All of us in this thread are now screwed by association . Thanks a lot OP.
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Dec 23, 2015 22:52
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gently caress the ROW posted:the same thing you'd do if he gave you a bible - get his rear end fired that's racist muslims are a minority and should be free to express themselves with acts of terror, just like 'black lives matter' 'protesters'.
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Dec 23, 2015 22:57
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Baba Ganoush posted:that's racist muslims are a minority and should be free to express themselves with acts of terror, just like 'black lives matter' 'protesters'. dumbshit
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Dec 23, 2015 23:01
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welcome to the no-fly list bitch 
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Blue Train posted:dumbshit Yeah, I'm the one prancing around, chanting things like an imbecile and disrupting society.
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