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SciFiDownBeat posted:Jack and Rose have it all! Love, happiness, and killer dance moves! There's just one... TITANIC problem-- lol
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Jan 13, 2016 00:18
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*sighs in lifeboat as the desperate screaming and pleading of drowning poor people fades* It sure is hard being young, rich, and in love!
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Jan 13, 2016 00:34
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I can't wait to get back to my home, Downton Abbey!
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*Body implodes under thousands of tonnes of pressure before I'm even able to register that I am suddenly several miles beneath the North Atlantic.*
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I'm the heavy sleeper who awoke to falling out of his bunk into four feet of water and pitch blackness
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*initially arranges deck chairs" There, that's set.
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Jan 13, 2016 02:53
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I'm the Deep One that showed up to feast on the leftover corpses.
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Did you know that there is a legend that Captain Smith's last act before going down with the ship was to swim out to a lifeboat with a small baby and upon bringing it to safety returning to the sinking ship to die with honor?wikipedia posted:Some of these accounts also describe Smith carrying a child to the boat. Harry Senior, one of Titanic's stokers, and second class passenger Charles Eugene Williams, who both survived aboard Collapsible B, stated that Smith [18] swam with a child in his arms to Collapsible B, which Smith presented to a steward, after which he apparently swam back to the rapidly-foundering ship. Williams' account differs slightly, claiming that, after Smith handed the child over to the steward, he asked what had become of First Officer Murdoch. Upon hearing news of Murdoch's demise, Smith "pushed himself away from the lifeboat, threw his lifebelt from him and slowly sank from our sight. He did not come to the surface again." That child's name? Adolf Hitler.
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I'm one of those idiot musicians that played until the end.
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seriously if you fuckers haven't watched Titanic the animated movie there's a RAPPING loving DOG in it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s
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Robbie Fowler posted:I'm one of those idiot musicians that played until the end.
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Jan 13, 2016 04:22
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well the last lifeboat is gone guess im going on a rape spree
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Did you know that there is a legend that Captain Smith's last act before going down with the ship was to swim out to a lifeboat with a small baby and upon bringing it to safety returning to the sinking ship to die with honor? but bodies float unless its leo dicaprios corpse
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I'm the British agent who managed to get on the last lifeboat with the Rubaiyat and the Painting but forgot about Willy's Journal and now the Soviets are bombing London gently caress
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Jan 13, 2016 05:47
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I'm dead and nobody will ever know precisely why.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Did you know that there is a legend that Captain Smith's last act before going down with the ship was to swim out to a lifeboat with a small baby and upon bringing it to safety returning to the sinking ship to die with honor? mods knew
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We had one million bags of the best Sligo rags We had two million barrels of stone We had three million sides of old blind horses hides We had four million barrels of bones We had five million hogs And six million dogs Seven million barrels of porter We had eight million bails of old nanny-goats' tails In the hold of the oh wai-
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*rolls a 1* *drowns trying to get on floating piece of wreckage a 7/10 is on*
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Jan 13, 2016 19:05
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Don't worry, if the ship goes down, we can just lash a bunch of frozen corpses together and create a raft!
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What the gently caress where did those six midgets come from?
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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it's so great to be here on the titanic!
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i can feel the wind in my hair as i stand on the deck of the titani c
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What the gently caress year is it anyway? When do we get airplanes? gently caress this is gonna be a while. Oops nope I'm drowning and freezing. *voids bowels**
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Jan 13, 2016 19:24
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Husbands and wives, little children lost their lives. Uncles and aunts, little children lost their pants.
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At the end of the century a formerly great motion picture director will ply his craft about this yarn. People will be obsessesed with it for a while, then forget about it because it won't be very good.
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Jan 13, 2016 19:42
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as a shark, i'm having a great time here
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Mozi posted:as a shark, i'm having a great time here Not enough dark meat
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vyst posted:Not enough dark meat that's all in steerage
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Jan 13, 2016 20:06
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Guys, a cook came out on deck and just said 'fellas, it's too rough to feed ya', am I on the right boat?
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Jan 13, 2016 20:08
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time to queue up the karaoke favorite "i'm on a boat" by comedy music group lonely isle
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*ween's the mollusk starts playing but ocean man wasn't burned onto the CD* gently caress this
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Jan 13, 2016 20:15
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as a passenger on the titanic, i can't wait to see ween reunited in 2016!
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Jan 13, 2016 20:17
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it is time for me to take my place among the heroes in the annals of history *mashes flaccid dick against as many people as possible before drowning*
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Loden Taylor posted:it is time for me to take my place among the heroes in the annals of history it'll be getting nice and solid pretty soon tho.
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I'm a drowning passenger who is righteously exterminated by SEA PATROL after being mistaken for a scooby doo I actually was a scooby doo pretending to be a drowning passenger so that I could get a quick unauthorized recreational dive in
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