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dad gay. so what posted:im going to eat my own poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_L1xgZw55k
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Feb 14, 2016 05:54
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Pray for you all
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Feb 14, 2016 05:55
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Kill myself after listening to electric avenue by eddy grant.
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Feb 14, 2016 06:35
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take opiates and play baldurs gate
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Feb 14, 2016 06:41
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whole lot of 'bating
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Feb 14, 2016 07:21
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Surprising my SO with plane tickets and a luxury hotel booking for a romantic European mini break. She let me do her up the bum last week so she's earned it.
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Feb 14, 2016 07:43
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SO is riding the crimson sea, so nothing, probably. Plunder her booty jokes here.
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Feb 14, 2016 08:39
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I want 2 gently caress
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Feb 14, 2016 08:41
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turns out im taking a lady to the skatepark.shes waaay out of my league but it's probably good to practice being around people who intimidate you.plus perhaps falling over repeatedly is The Great Equaliser
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Feb 14, 2016 09:27
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:turns out im taking a lady to the skatepark.shes waaay out of my league but it's probably good to practice being around people who intimidate you.plus perhaps falling over repeatedly is The Great Equaliser I hope you can 'seal the deal'
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Feb 14, 2016 09:31
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May you ollie your way right into her heart sk8goon. And then kickflip your way into her pants
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Feb 14, 2016 09:41
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landing a backside shuvit would be ideal but likely the outcome will be boneless e:id settle for melon grab, even
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Feb 14, 2016 09:54
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In the butt Bob!
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Feb 14, 2016 14:17
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My friends with benefits sent me her rear end, but I probably won't hang out with her today
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Feb 14, 2016 14:26
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I'm going to work from dawn until dusk and then play Rainbow Six: Siege because my wife is sick and we celebrated Valentine's Day on Friday.nullEntityRNG posted:SO is riding the crimson sea, so nothing, probably. Which one of you does it bother because period sex feels good. It's like somebody put a space heater up in it. Warm n' toasty.
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Feb 14, 2016 14:37
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Spend the rest of the day in a state of depression because I almost had an accident where I could have died. Already ate half of one pie. It may be a 2-pie day.
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Feb 14, 2016 14:59
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JediTalentAgent posted:Spend the rest of the day in a state of depression because I almost had an accident where I could have died. thats not something to be depressed about. thats the opposite but you're such a poo poo lord that of course your dumb brain doesnt understand that. perhaps add another pie also happy valentines day!
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Feb 14, 2016 15:01
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Noblesse Obliged posted:perhaps add another pie Pie #1 finished. Not feeling good. Washing it down with 5 day old expired milk. That should settle my stomach. Time to cruise OKCupid.
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Feb 14, 2016 15:05
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24/7 cumstraviganza
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Feb 14, 2016 15:06
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Gonna get cucked, OP.
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Feb 14, 2016 15:19
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Maybe I'll buy a cake for myself
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Feb 14, 2016 17:22
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Nothing, but tomorrow im going to go buy discounted chocolate and red hots for the girl im seeing.
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Feb 14, 2016 17:27
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visiting my best friend who has rampant skeleton cancer at the ripe old age of thirty i don't have a girlfriend because my last few months have been spent adrift in an unrelenting churn of existential dread and deep anxiety
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Feb 14, 2016 17:29
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play some hearthstone then im gonna get really high and watch danger 5 while pretending Ilsa is my IRL gf
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Feb 14, 2016 17:31
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Dogthing posted:visiting my best friend who has rampant skeleton cancer at the ripe old age of thirty Thread takes a dark turn
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Feb 14, 2016 17:32
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Went out for BBQ meats and fancy cake with my bf and an old friend. It ruled and my lovely friend got me some lovely Chanel make up bits as a belated birthday gift. 
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Feb 14, 2016 17:55
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:Went out for BBQ meats and fancy cake with my bf and an old friend. It ruled and my lovely friend got me some lovely Chanel make up bits as a belated birthday gift. gently caress you
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Feb 14, 2016 17:59
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cummin' on tits all day long (my man tits, so alone)
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Feb 14, 2016 18:01
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JediTalentAgent posted:Spend the rest of the day in a state of depression because I almost had an accident where I could have died. oh well there's always next time
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Feb 14, 2016 18:06
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Mariana Horchata posted:take opiates and play baldurs gate this but probably pillars of eternity or a shooty game
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Feb 14, 2016 18:40
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took the woman skating, she dropped in on the miniramp with a scooter & did it with a board (first time in years, managed not to urinate  ).didn't get anywhere as i lack game utterly but a good time was had by all it feels good doing normal poo poo like this once in a while
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Feb 14, 2016 18:44
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I got a flower for the fake holiday and I'm eating vegan
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Feb 14, 2016 18:45
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Airbnb visitor, no hardcore sex :P
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Feb 14, 2016 18:45
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Crying into a chocolate heart by myself
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Feb 14, 2016 18:48
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I just got engaged, sorry non-sex-havers.
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Feb 14, 2016 18:52
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feedmegin posted:I just got engaged big mistake
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Feb 14, 2016 18:56
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Feb 14, 2016 18:58
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Mariana Horchata posted:take opiates and play baldurs gate Same, but I'm about to play through some vanilla DOOM instead.
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Feb 14, 2016 19:24
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my husband and i are going to be badasses and go to the gym
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