Vice Dot Com (Is Garbage)

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crabcakes66: May 24, 2012; by exmarx

ItBurns posted:

an entire thread of goons defending vice. color me shocked.

Things that didn't happen?

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Gobblecoque: Sep 6, 2011

ItBurns posted:

an entire thread of goons defending vice. color me shocked.

i think we need to intervene on you for your goddamn illiteracy

# ? Mar 25, 2016 10:36

SEGA Ass Fisting: Feb 15, 2012; KEEP IT TIGHT!

Vice puts out some good poo poo. I'd say the ratio of good poo poo to actual poo poo is like 1:5

Except for Noisey. Everything about Noisey is complete dogshit. I literally get embarrassed trying to read it.

Also, Balls Deep is a p. good show, and most of Thomas Morton's reports are good.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 10:42

Zombiepop: Mar 30, 2010

Jesus christ you guys use Vice all wrong! You tab to it while waiting for important poo poo to load(like dust II in CS:GO), quickly read whatever article, tab back to CS, get some headshot, then go out to party and use the vice article to strike up a fairly decent millenial conversation and then get laid. It's like you guys are old or something.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:46

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

Zombiepop posted:

Jesus christ you guys use Vice all wrong! You tab to it while waiting for important poo poo to load(like dust II in CS:GO), quickly read whatever article, tab back to CS, get some headshot, then go out to party and use the vice article to strike up a fairly decent millenial conversation and then get laid. It's like you guys are old or something.

hahaha the classic sex haver posting style who was your dojo master?

# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:48

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

8-Bit Scholar posted:

# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:49

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:51

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

8-Bit Scholar posted:

RIP Matthew McGrory but it's good to see he had a son.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:53

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

Hot Karl Marx posted:

hahahahahaha

# ? Mar 25, 2016 14:59

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

ItBurns posted:

an entire thread of goons defending vice. color me shocked.

a goon that can't read 1.5 pages of a thread before uncontrollably shitposting, color me shocked

# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:20

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Flawless, like a diamond

# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:22

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Hot Karl Marx posted:

This is majestic.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:23

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

note: i stole that from someone on twitter, i have 0 talents

# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:24

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Hot Karl Marx posted:

note: i stole that from someone on twitter, i have 0 talents

aw

voting 1 on my own thread now

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A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

dat fuckin waluigi tho

# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:26

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

you are right, so I voted two instead

# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:28

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

jesus that's good

# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:29

Zombiepop: Mar 30, 2010

Shaquin posted:

hahaha the classic sex haver posting style who was your dojo master?

ask men dot com

# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:59

Rationale: May 17, 2005; America runs on in'

Jack slack does a really great job. The rest of it is like, iffy.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 14:09

I hate yankees: Apr 29, 2008

Isaac posted:

If you want a real brutal documentary watch Africa Addido.

You see a film crew getting killed. A the only ever footage of this african genocide. Camera footage of a car driving un circles around an execution where theres bullets flying through the windows. Mass elephant slaughter. Its loving brutal. I think its all in italian but the narrator has this real calm werner herzog vibe. Its an inctedible doco.

I like how that documentary shows nothing but misery and death until they get to Cape Town, where it's nice, orderly, and full of white people

# ? Mar 26, 2016 16:39

BeatSetRadio: Dec 5, 2004; Hey Sandy! Do you want to listen to some indie music with me? Perhaps we can read Pitchfork together?

There's a new Netflix show called Documentary Now! starring Bill Hader and Fred Armisen that parodies Vice pretty well in the 2nd episode. The other episodes are pretty good too, I think.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 16:53

phobo: Aug 7, 2008

One of is eyes is migrating to the side of his face

# ? Mar 26, 2016 16:59

PotatoJudge: May 22, 2004; Tell me about the rabbits, George

BeatSetRadio posted:

There's a new Netflix show called Documentary Now! starring Bill Hader and Fred Armisen that parodies Vice pretty well in the 2nd episode. The other episodes are pretty good too, I think.

They're all good, but it's a lot better if you've seen the originals they're riffing on.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 17:00

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Rape Stink posted:

Vice puts out some good poo poo. I'd say the ratio of good poo poo to actual poo poo is like 1:5

Except for Noisey. Everything about Noisey is complete dogshit. I literally get embarrassed trying to read it.

Also, Balls Deep is a p. good show, and most of Thomas Morton's reports are good.

I only know bout noisey from the youtube vids. some of htem are good like the one with dean ween

# ? Mar 26, 2016 17:25

HollywoodDialysis: Jan 19, 2005; not doing nothing; Grimey Drawer

Wait, can no one tell the difference between Vice Magazine Articles and Vice News Articles now?

Vice Magazine is terrible and Vice News is actually pretty interesting and awesome considering I don't see the BBC interviewing ISIS in Raqqa.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 18:12

Pierson: Oct 31, 2004; College Slice

HollywoodDialysis posted:

Wait, can no one tell the difference between Vice Magazine Articles and Vice News Articles now?

In the same way people can't tell the difference between Forbes the business organisation and Forbes the blog platform any idiot can write an article about videogames in.

Also similarly to people who can't tell the difference between TED and TEDx.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 18:32

The Revenant: Feb 2, 2016; by Lowtax

I like the noisy video where chief keep rides a four wheeler in circles around a twink and gets dirt in the twinks boat shoes

# ? Mar 26, 2016 18:36

Shuffleboard Shootout: Dec 26, 2006; Tsoukawhat?

The noisey and kenrick lamar video is pretty drat good

# ? Mar 26, 2016 18:49

Analytic Engine: May 18, 2009; not the analytical engine

That "Documentary Now!" episode is great. Pretty understated too

# ? Mar 26, 2016 18:57

goatse.cx haver: Oct 17, 2010; precious metals

Isaac posted:

The Ambassador by Mads Bruggers he starts with like 2milliom dollars and wants to be blood diamond kingpin. Half the people in the documentary are dead by the time the movie is done and he paid for the movie by selling the blood diamonds.

im going to get drunk and watch this

# ? Mar 26, 2016 19:11

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Analytic Engine posted:

That "Documentary Now!" episode is great. Pretty understated too

"I think they melted your friends."

# ? Mar 26, 2016 19:25

Analytic Engine: May 18, 2009; not the analytical engine

TheNightmanCum-eth posted:

"I think they melted your friends."

*Dictated but not read

# ? Mar 26, 2016 19:33

Borneo Jimmy: Feb 27, 2007; by Smythe

Here's a good article on Vice by an actual journalist

http://thebaffler.com/salvos/the-vertically-integrated-rape-joke

It's cool that a subsidiary of Rupert Murdoch's media empire has found a way to leverage racist gonzo journalism into selling garbage to millennials.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 19:35

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

i also spend most of my days trading gold stock or whatever

# ? Mar 26, 2016 19:54

Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

Borneo Jimmy posted:

Here's a good article on Vice by an actual journalist

http://thebaffler.com/salvos/the-vertically-integrated-rape-joke

It's cool that a subsidiary of Rupert Murdoch's media empire has found a way to leverage racist gonzo journalism into selling garbage to millennials.

i like to give myself a good "baffler" every now andthen

# ? Mar 26, 2016 20:11

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Borneo Jimmy posted:

Here's a good article on Vice by an actual journalist

http://thebaffler.com/salvos/the-vertically-integrated-rape-joke

It's cool that a subsidiary of Rupert Murdoch's media empire has found a way to leverage racist gonzo journalism into selling garbage to millennials.

"Actual Journalist" who writes for "Actual news outlet The Baffler".

Though legit this seems like a very in-depth article. I wonder if Joe Rogan has read this.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 20:28

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

the new vice cable channel seems to only be gay vacation shows and stuff about weed

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

goatse.cx haver posted:

im going to get drunk and watch this

You wont be dissapointed

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