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Its only a matter of time until we get elected and force all of you olds to work to payback all this debt poo poo you're trying to punt to us.
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I'm so mad at Millenials I just can't stop talking or thinking about Millenials.
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Apr 5, 2016 13:16
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GORDON posted:But you can die satisfied knowing their quality of life is just terrible.
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Apr 5, 2016 13:20
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Gbs has gotten lazy with picking specific targets to mock in its old age and is just going with "eh how bout gently caress the entire current generation of people" and theyre not wrong
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Apr 5, 2016 13:21
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Shaquin posted:scathing indictment op straight to the heart of the issue a real humdinger of forums journalism Shaquin posted:panama papers get the gently caress out of the way this cat has the deep cut real take on the issue affecting gbs and he's ready to fart out as many posts as it takes to enlighten us all lol, I left this thread overnight and come back to find someone legit mad within 10 posts.
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Apr 5, 2016 13:58
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Who What Now posted:lol, I left this thread overnight and come back to find someone legit mad within 10 posts. ur taking away all these people got dude
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Apr 5, 2016 14:03
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Azuth0667 posted:Its only a matter of time until we get elected and force all of you olds to work to payback all this debt poo poo you're trying to punt to us. Retirement age is going up and the olds are like "good, drat kids need to work more" and they're working into their 70's Joke's on them. They'll be dead by the time millennials hit 60 and our communist policies already let us retire five years ago. Boomers are going to go out owning themselves and it's rad
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Apr 5, 2016 14:05
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*watches the world turn into poo poo garbage* this is fine
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Apr 5, 2016 14:58
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just pound the pavement. nobody is going to hand anything to you.
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Apr 5, 2016 15:38
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Apr 5, 2016 15:45
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Wow kids these days are idiot pussies unlike the glory days of the late sixties and early seventies
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Apr 5, 2016 15:54
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i haven't watched a second of the new daily show and it turns out that remains to be a wise decision
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Apr 5, 2016 16:23
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cram me sideways posted:i haven't watched a second of the new daily show and it turns out that remains to be a wise decision There has never been a funny South African and there never will be
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Apr 5, 2016 16:46
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dog buttz posted:just pound the pavement. nobody is going to hand anything to you.
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Apr 5, 2016 16:47
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plain blue jacket posted:Wow kids these days are idiot pussies unlike the glory days of the late sixties and early seventies Drafting millennials would put a smile on my face if I didn't have to work with them. The Army is bad enough as is.
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Apr 5, 2016 17:03
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Frosted Flake posted:Drafting millennials would put a smile on my face if I didn't have to work with them. The Army is bad enough as is. when do we get a break
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Apr 5, 2016 17:08
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Hmm... what would drafting millenials do??? - Make them waste their youth doing nothing productive for society - Give them a massive entitlement complex - Everything from food to housing to healthcare is provided for them by their authority figure. Doesn't sound like it would change anything.
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Apr 5, 2016 17:10
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Chomp8645 posted:Doesn't sound like it would change anything. 1) GiP & DnD/PYF could merge. 2) I would drink more 3) I would want to get out more than I already do 4) Dependas would advocate for fat positivity and would have poly relationships instead of just cheating the old fashioned way 5) Instead of a tide bottle, they would have organic eco-friendly cleaner in the window when Joe is deployed Frosted Flake fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Apr 5, 2016 |
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Apr 5, 2016 17:13
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*uses first of three magic wishes to make a genie remove the word "like" from the english language* *millenials start peppering every spoken sentence with some other filler word, rendering it meaningless* *uses second wish to make everyone mute* *millenials communicate via stupid dance moves* *uses final wish to have never been born*
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Apr 5, 2016 17:17
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Frosted Flake posted:Drafting millennials would put a smile on my face if I didn't have to work with them. The Army is bad enough as is. Considering the oldest Millennials were born in 1982 I'm curious who you think comprises the majority of troops right now?
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Apr 5, 2016 17:22
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Who What Now posted:Considering the oldest Millennials were born in 1982 I'm curious who you think comprises the majority of troops right now? I think the average age in the Forces is 25 according to a powerpoint I half-listened to recently. It's not the age though. Joe 18 y/o Infantryman is not worried about microaggressions and triggering.
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Apr 5, 2016 17:29
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i threw a tock st a millenisl once but he just took a selfie with the rock
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Apr 5, 2016 17:30
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stupid millenials and their idiotic hobbies and childish interests!!! *watches anime* *reads comic books* *plays mmorpgs*
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Apr 5, 2016 17:36
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What is it with these kids today and their rock and roll records? Is that even music?
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Apr 5, 2016 17:50
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Gosh darn these 35 years olds, so young and hip
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Apr 5, 2016 18:17
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didnt some russian soldier recently social media a selfie of them in ukraine where the russian army was not supposed to be?
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Apr 5, 2016 18:19
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thanks to millennials there's never been a better time to be a 35-45 year old single dude you typically have a career, money in the bank, real estate which is appreciating like mad, an education that actually means something, and unlike your parents you know how to take care of yourself re eating, exercising, dressing etc meanwhile your competition is lol millennial dudes with their big beards and crippling smartphone addiction, while millennial pastimes like tinder make commitment-free sex easier to attain than ever my single buddies are absolutely drowning in 22-30 year old rear end, we'll be having a beer and their phones are going off with titty pics and 5 minutes of back and forth before a hookup is arranged the massive, massive downside of course is that they have to spend time with millennial girls and their vocal fry and uptalk and interests that extend no further than buzzfeed, pinterest and reality TV, but for recreational intercourse hot drat what a time to be alive
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Apr 5, 2016 18:37
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Internaut! posted:thanks to millennials there's never been a better time to be a 35-45 year old single dude This post is so sad lol
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Apr 5, 2016 18:46
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voltron lion force posted:This post is so sad lol Would probably be more sad if it was remotely accurate.
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Apr 5, 2016 18:48
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Internaut! posted:thanks to millennials there's never been a better time to be a 35-45 year old single dude Then you realize the sex is nearly identical regardless of how many partners you have. Enjoy missionary and the girls with daddy issues
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Apr 5, 2016 18:49
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Chomp8645 posted:Would probably be more sad if it was remotely accurate. The sad part is how cool he felt typing out that incredibly fake scenario
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Apr 5, 2016 18:51
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imagining what it would be like to have 35-40 year old friends drowning in hot millennial rear end.. lmao
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Apr 5, 2016 19:07
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Fried Watermelon posted:Then you realize the sex is nearly identical regardless of how many partners you have. Truth. When Tinder first came out, I went out multiple times a week and got laid like crazy. In no way was it worth it.
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Apr 5, 2016 19:09
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thathonkey posted:imagining what it would be like to have 35-40 year old friends drowning in hot millennial rear end.. lmao I love that he implies that it's only his friends doing it. So not only does he not count himself in their "educated, employed, hot bodied property owner" club but he's actually falling for the boasts of a bunch of over-the-hill middle aged suits at the bar.
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Apr 5, 2016 19:12
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*Is actually 27 but knows real midlife manly grit, honest* *is introduced by friends as 'really nice when you get to know him, he's a grumpy old man haha'*
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Apr 5, 2016 19:13
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Chomp8645 posted:I love that he implies that it's only his friends doing it. So not only does he not count himself in their "educated, employed, hot bodied property owner" club but he's actually falling for the boasts of a bunch of over-the-hill middle aged suits at the bar. Crushin' that puss, bro. Crushin' IT!
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Apr 5, 2016 19:15
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https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=find+a+sugar+daddy hehe blog madder about it, sexless goony beard men
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Apr 5, 2016 19:20
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thathonkey posted:didnt some russian soldier recently social media a selfie of them in ukraine where the russian army was not supposed to be? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zssIFN2mso
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Apr 5, 2016 19:34
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Is this the brine bar? What are you supposed to order? Capers, obviously you idiot
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Internaut! posted:thanks to millennials there's never been a better time to be a 35-45 year old single dude Frosted Flake posted:Truth. When Tinder first came out, I went out multiple times a week and got laid like crazy. lmao. Of all the shitthatdidnthappen.txt this poo poo happened the least.
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