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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Poz Party Pooper posted:

echoing women speaking french = sexy, men speaking french = gay

also vietnamese is very unpleasant to the ear from either sex

It's impossible to appear masculine while speaking Vienamese

Also Hungarian sounds like you are always complaining about something (which you are, being in Hungary)

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kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

It's obviously swedish. Like it's not even close. Sadly the gayest language in the world may soon go extinct due to internal issues in the country.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

Waci posted:

All these people saying French have never heard Swedish spoken.

swedish is literally elf language. i don't really know how you can even have a serious conversation in swedish

Vogler
Feb 6, 2009
Swedish is a pudgy blonde kid craving cock and cotton candy. Åh den var lite sliskig! Åh ja. Skjön og rar og snygg. Ja så gullig!

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Sindarin

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
american

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Any of the romance languages.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

If you said french or some other not-so-gay language instead of swedish you clearly don't understand the depraved depths to which gayness can go

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Absolute Lithops posted:

Came here to post this. gently caress you.

I'm sorry that only one of us could bask in the smug sense of superiority that comes from knowing the actual language of campy British gays and carnival workers.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
British english makes half of them sound super gay

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Also echoing vietnamese. Its like their ancestors were trolling their kids by inventing a language only meant to be spoken if your balls havent dropped yet

Vogler
Feb 6, 2009
I have never heard anyone speak the gay upper class British accent outside the television. All the Brits I've met are barely intelligble mongs from Manchester.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
finnish people sound like they're trying to talk with golf balls in their mouth so that one

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

FORTRAN

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH
Skåne swedish is speaking swedish while having a throat full of cum so that.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
good call on swedish and dutch...both of those also make it sound like u have cock in ur mouth :dong:

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

It has to be swedish. I can't see how it could be anything else but swedish.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


LISP

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



love

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer

donkey salami posted:

Sign language

Limp wristed floppy hands

Say that to her face!

Uziduke
Jul 2, 2015

A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake
Gaelic, gay is part of its name.

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

Norsk, Dansk, Svensk

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

MachineryNoise posted:

It's definitely Hungarian.

rear endyrian

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Poz Party Pooper posted:

also vietnamese is very unpleasant to the ear from either sex

also this, it sounds like a bunch of mosquito buzzing

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Personally, swedish always sounds really gay to me no matter who is talking

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

JiveHonky posted:

COBOL... no, FORTRAN



this joke suckd when i said it on page 2

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

kikkelivelho posted:

Personally, swedish always sounds really gay to me no matter who is talking

En finnjävel som tycker att svenska låter 'bögigt', well color me surprised. :tipshat:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Gaelic, op. It's in the name.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

jBrereton posted:

Gaelic, op. It's in the name.

Jeedy Jay
Nov 8, 2012

Horniest Manticore posted:

it's unfair to name any asian languages, since all asian men are gay

That sounds like the opposite of unfair, really. Of course, I don't think this thread is equipped to determine which southeast Asian language is truly the gayest, and seems to be mostly for throwing around European languages.

EDIT: I use too many qualifiers, sometimes.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
How many people are gonna make the goddamn Gaelic joke? Secks Cauldron did it first and they did it better. Not reading the thread used to be a goddamn bannable offense around here.

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

Vogler posted:

Swedish is a pudgy blonde kid craving cock and cotton candy. Åh den var lite sliskig! Åh ja. Skjön og rar og snygg. Ja så gullig!

lmao. Its true though.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Zippy the Bummer posted:

I don't think it is even possible to be verbally intimidating when speaking French. You'd need to be brandishing a bloody knife or something to supplement it.

You've clearly never been to francophone africa

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

kikkelivelho posted:

It's obviously swedish. Like it's not even close. Sadly the gayest language in the world may soon go extinct due to internal issues in the country.

like the society agrees to just stop using a european language because they deem it racist? i can actually see that happening

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

TheShazbot posted:

Norsk, Dansk, Svensk

These sound nothing alike, and also I would second Swedish being the gayest of at least the European languages. Lebanese Arabic is also pretty drat queer (but p. sexy when spoken by women)

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Swedish is obviously the most gay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ2xRNTeMb0

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
linear b is gay as hell

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Jeedy Jay posted:

That sounds like the opposite of unfair, really. Of course, I don't think this thread is equipped to determine which southeast Asian language is truly the gayest, and seems to be mostly for throwing around European languages.

EDIT: I use too many qualifiers, sometimes.

so which is the gayest asian language then?

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

KomodoWagon posted:

These sound nothing alike, and also I would second Swedish being the gayest of at least the European languages. Lebanese Arabic is also pretty drat queer (but p. sexy when spoken by women)

Agreed. Danish is low gay, Norwegian is medium gay, and Swedish is turbo gay.

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Skransk

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