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Put a handful of raw shrimp in a bottle with a cup of water. Seal the bottle and leave it out in the weather for a few weeks, then strain the liquid into a smaller bottle. Apply sparingly, no more than a teaspoon to things like carpet, air vents, mattresses, laundry etc. The swamp death smell will never completely come out, industrial cleaners might mask it for a while, but it always comes back. or put your toothbrush up their butt and take a photo.
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Jul 19, 2016 09:59
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adopt wild opossums
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Jul 19, 2016 10:44
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poop with the door open in cowgirl position
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Jul 19, 2016 10:51
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try pooping in the toilet and not flushing OP
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Jul 19, 2016 11:16
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I moved out.
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Jul 19, 2016 11:28
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Two words, Cum in their Bong
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Jul 19, 2016 12:52
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Get some of this poo poo but make sure it's the older type. The reason you want the older type of insulation is because it has very small pieces of glass in it. Now rub in the guys bed or his underwear. It's in no way dangerous but works as the perfect itching powder. Also, obviously wear gloves when doing it.
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Jul 19, 2016 13:18
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Hrist posted:Pretty sure there was an entire Jackass sequel t.v. show all about this. And then Ryan Dunn killed himself. It's not worth it, OP! That was really funny when they dragged his beloved motorcycle behind a car. He looked so heartbroken
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Jul 19, 2016 18:29
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replace all their spaghetti with fettuccine 
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Jul 19, 2016 18:31
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canyoneer posted:That was really funny when they dragged his beloved motorcycle behind a car. He looked so heartbroken Literally all I remember about the show was the time he turned some guy's bedroom into a gym shower room full of muscle dudes or something. And I think he replaced a toilet once. I can't even remember the name of the show, now that I'm thinking of it. edit: maybe one time he renovated someone's house into an ICP concert? I'm really fuzzy on the details. 
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Jul 19, 2016 18:39
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Write a diary entry about how you're certain your roommates want to kill you, then die.
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Jul 19, 2016 19:25
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numberoneposter posted:replace all their spaghetti with fettuccine I would be happy if my roomates did that
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Jul 19, 2016 19:44
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I would be happy if my roomates did that
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Jul 19, 2016 20:32
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Lodin posted:The reason you want the older type of insulation is because it has very small pieces of glass in it. Now rub in the guys bed or his underwear. I took some and laced a full thing of laundry detergent and left it behind after moving out. Figured theyd use it and wash all their clothes with glass. I also rubbed it on their towels, toilet paper, and bed sheets.
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Jul 20, 2016 15:46
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amityville anus posted:I took some and laced a full thing of laundry detergent and left it behind after moving out. Figured theyd use it and wash all their clothes with glass. I also rubbed it on their towels, toilet paper, and bed sheets. 
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Jul 20, 2016 15:49
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Crash the bitcoin market so they become broke overnight.
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Jul 20, 2016 16:19
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Reset their Pacifist save file in Undertale and replace it with a No Mercy run.
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Jul 20, 2016 16:27
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Eat nothing but raw oatmeal for six weeks until your entire digestive system is a solid block of paste.
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Jul 20, 2016 16:29
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build a smaller apartment inside your apartment and Air BNB that poo poo.
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Jul 20, 2016 16:31
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amityville anus posted:I took some and laced a full thing of laundry detergent and left it behind after moving out. Figured theyd use it and wash all their clothes with glass. I also rubbed it on their towels, toilet paper, and bed sheets.
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Jul 20, 2016 16:33
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annex their room and eliminate their undesirable population
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Jul 20, 2016 16:34
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Release thousands upon thousands of scorpions into the apartment, then coat yourself in scorpion repellant and not share any with them.
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Jul 20, 2016 16:45
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Neglect to bribe the inspector general the next time he comes through for a domestic inspection so you all get sent to the gulag.
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Jul 20, 2016 16:47
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numberoneposter posted:replace all their spaghetti with fettuccine Progressively replace spaghetti with thin spaghetti, capellini, and finally the thinnest angel's hair pasta you can find. They will constantly be overcooking it, and slowly be driven mad.
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Jul 20, 2016 16:47
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leave breadcrumbs in their bed
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Jul 20, 2016 16:48
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Sneak into their room and cut the toes off all their socks.
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Jul 20, 2016 16:52
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Applewhite posted:Sneak into their room and cut the toes off all their socks. or just their toes.
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Jul 20, 2016 16:53
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Cut off all your own toes and bake them into a pie, then serve it to them and when they eat it, ask them if they like the taste of toe cheese 
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Jul 20, 2016 16:57
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Buy them all off brand legos. Refer to them as legos no matter how many times they insist it's properly LEGO bricks.
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Jul 20, 2016 17:02
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Fonzarelli posted:piss all over the floor every day every time you take a piss, its what my brother does everyday since he moved in and boy howdy he sure is pretty much completely owning me Hahaha since your parents pay for like 50% of your life they can force you to clean up your brothers piss for all eternity!!! I knew you would get owned eventually!
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Jul 20, 2016 17:03
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Tape down the sprayer hose on the sink so when they turn on the water it sprays them.
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Jul 20, 2016 17:12
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Bake them a hunter's pie from the hearts of their loved ones.
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Jul 20, 2016 17:15
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Invite them to play street fighter then pick E. Honda and spam hundred hand slap for the whole fight. Keep promising not to do it next round and then do it anyway.
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Jul 20, 2016 17:17
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Applewhite posted:Invite them to play street fighter then pick E. Honda and spam hundred hand slap for the whole fight. Keep promising not to do it next round and then do it anyway. and enter the utimate kombat kode but dont tell them what it is and take that secret to the grave
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Jul 20, 2016 17:18
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Fill a spray bottle with urine and label it "Urine Smell Remover"
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Jul 20, 2016 17:20
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Turn all of their dad's gay by sucking their dicks so good that they leave their wives (the moms) then don't call the dads again.
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Jul 20, 2016 17:22
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Gatekeeper posted:I had a roommate who kept eatin my yumyums out the icebox so I put some reaper pepper I found at a gay farmers market all in my chinese leftovers and outside on the packaging one night and l'ed mao as stupid Pete the piece of poo poo roommie screamed and hollered as his tongue and face burned like a star lol Haha Pete could have had you arrested and charged with assault but he didn't. Pete's a real pussy bitch!!!
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Jul 20, 2016 17:23
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Shotgun them to death while they sleep in their beds, that'll show 'em
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Jul 20, 2016 17:28
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assume their identity and then bash them over the head with an oar in a row boat then strangle your gay lover on a transatlantic voyage
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