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His muscles bulged ripplingly.
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Yeah I'm not gonna read the thread until it's gold and people have made drawings for it ala Destination Saturn
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 03:00 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Yeah I'm not gonna read the thread until it's gold and people have made drawings for it ala Destination Saturn I'm waiting to find out whether Melanie or Olivia are futas before I decide whether to contribute any illustrations.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 03:02 |
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where does SEA PATROL fit into all this
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 03:50 |
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After this is done we should post excerpts from Oliver North's novels.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 04:31 |
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Applewhite posted:
he got real beefy, bitch
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 08:29 |
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Do you live near JRR Martin?
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 08:34 |
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Rhix posted:Do you live near JRR Martin? obviously not or the boxes would have been filled with blank stationery instead
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 08:36 |
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Muslo-European Confederacy
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 08:37 |
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Holy poo poo you are my hero.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 09:24 |
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Bought a stack with me to scan today- and this weekend I'm going to come in for a few hours to see how much I can get done.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 13:30 |
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Choco Happy Ending posted:This is even better if you read it in Zapp Brannigan's voice. Everything is better when read in Zapp Brannigan's voice.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 13:43 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:obviously not or the boxes would have been filled with blank stationery instead a good joke
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 13:49 |
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it's about as thick as a hand grenade. i got stung by a bee as a child and it never went down
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 13:51 |
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Ladydad posted:Bought a stack with me to scan today- and this weekend I'm going to come in for a few hours to see how much I can get done. Maybe those crewmen were right. Maybe you are a goddamn hero.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 13:51 |
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one way or another, goons must finish this
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 13:53 |
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EngineerSean posted:one way or another, goons must finish this Oh god no, this is one thing goons can't make shittier. Shittlier. Shittily. put out a cigar in his radio operators MRE as he finished masturbating.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 13:59 |
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Enfys posted:Maybe those crewmen were right. Maybe you are a goddamn hero.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 14:02 |
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Oh wow I though GRRMartin was a male author who knows how to write women but this guy just takes the goddamn cake. The sex scene between Culverson and
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 14:07 |
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My bad it was only one reem of paper
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 14:10 |
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Holy poo poo, the Painter of Light and American Patriot, Thomas Kinkade stops by for a little fun. Please tell me our author managed to jot a few sentences down describing the thickness and luster of his man hair and muscle dimensions.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 14:11 |
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I could empty quote everything so far. The Russian fighter pilot with a picture of ollie north with his eyes exed out was a particular highlight. Try to scan a passage about hippies next, or failing that, anything at all from the work
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 14:49 |
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Aw hell I have been pressing my teeth up against a dame's clitoris for donkey's years. That is why I am a drat fine lover. I also rub my pee pee on their boobs and lick their necks, just slobber all over them.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 15:02 |
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Ladydad posted:here-- did these on my lunch break "His front teeth firmly pressed into her defcon one buzzer."
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 15:55 |
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"" posted:Always on target. And tonight, Culverson's target was Melanie. She eagerly awaited his arrival, knowing he was on his way like a GBU-28 guided bunker buster and she was the bunker
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 17:17 |
"The men cheered. They will never know the burden of command."
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:36 |
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Their lips exploded like the well known and highly erotic flashpoint in West Germany
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:42 |
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we're going to the library this weekend. They've got a high speed scanner. the one at the office is an old flat bed pos that takes too long
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:42 |
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I graduated top of my class in tank school. I majored in shooting with a minor in turrets. AMA.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:45 |
Goddammit Oliver North.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:45 |
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Euro's are uncircumcised? Play on this with tank barrel??
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:45 |
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reignofevil posted:Euro's are uncircumcised? Play on this with tank barrel?? "The barrel retracted its protective sheath in preparation to fire"
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:46 |
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Applewhite posted:"The barrel retracted its protective sheath in preparation to fire" THE TOUCH
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:51 |
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I'm really wondering if this isn't some big joke, either by the OP or by this Edward Davis. It might be a case of Poe's Law but this is starting to feel like a parody of military fiction.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:57 |
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quote:He could feel the coiled snake in his BDU's tighten as he looked through the gap between the material.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 20:00 |
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Young Freud posted:I'm really wondering if this isn't some big joke, either by the OP or by this Edward Davis. It might be a case of Poe's Law but this is starting to feel like a parody of military fiction. The "in English, professor" was a little on the nose and I began to suspect something, too. But on the other hand whatever this is I don't want it to stop.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 20:00 |
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Young Freud posted:I'm really wondering if this isn't some big joke, either by the OP or by this Edward Davis. It might be a case of Poe's Law but this is starting to feel like a parody of military fiction. I want to believe.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 20:07 |
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Applewhite posted:The "in English, professor" was a little on the nose and I began to suspect something, too. This last passage made me start wondering what time period this was set in, since the Internet didn't get mainstream popularity until after German reunification. Also, that introduction page is a little too on the nose with the author being "unfit for military duty" and the praise of Ronald Reagan. But yeah, it's definitely pretty accurate. I love the bit about him wielding a big, manly 7.62mm M-14 because M-16s are poddleshooters for pussies.
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Playtex -- the lingerie Real Men prefer.
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