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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

The Bananana posted:

ok.

try to use this memory when you j*** off tonight after lord of the rings

I'm so lonely :(

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Captain Yossarian posted:

Multiple women wanted to watch pirates and it got them "in the mood" so to speak! This was separate occurrences not all at once. I'll let you in on a little secret, women like pornos too :ssh:

Same but with "The Best Of Raw 2"

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

On the subject of the movie Spalding Gray: Terrors of Pleasure :


Best Wikipedia entry I've read in a while.
On the subject of the movie Spalding Gray: Farmer's Daughters

quote:

The film is about a farm in which the farmer's daughters gang-rape the farm hand Fred while the parents have sex. Soon thereafter, escaped convicts arrive and rape both the mother and her daughters in a twisted game of Simon says. Fred eventually returns and beats the convicts, only to continue the game himself and forcing the entire family to engage in incest due to how the daughters humiliated him earlier.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

text me

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Also, they should remake You, Me, and Dupree and instead of being friends, they're twins and one is successful and the other has just never grown up. Starring Aaron Eckhart and Evan Stone.



Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Jul 30, 2016

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




I'm pouring one out for you, my homie

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Ron Jeremy was in Ghostbusters. Hope they slipped in, like , Nina Hartly in a crowd in the remake.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

The Bananana posted:

I mean... What qualifications are they lacking?

they clearing don't mind s*cking some dick to get a role, right?

And they can act like they like sex, with dudes, or girls, or ugly dudes, or old ladies, right? and that's a skill an actress needs.

and theyre usually reasonably pretty, right? like, no worse than Maggie guyillenhall(sp?).

Just spit-ballin' here, but I think more porn stars should try to get into acting. what do you guys think?

I thought Hollywood was all about pedophilia

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Captain Yossarian posted:

Multiple women wanted to watch pirates and it got them "in the mood" so to speak! This was separate occurrences not all at once. I'll let you in on a little secret, women like pornos too :ssh:

while we were a bunch of idiot college freshmen my friend got a copy of pirates and we all awkwardly watched it and made fun of it. like two thirds of the way through the movie my one roommate literally said I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE and ran to the dorm bathroom to jerk off

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Wamdoodle posted:

I thought Hollywood was all about pedophilia

This is probably the unironic answer. Getting 18 year-olds who are down for anything is probably too blase for the people in charge of this poo poo.

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Traci Lords probably came to the closest to accomplishing this to date.

She had a music career as well, but being an ex porn star is PR poison.

This is by far her most well known song, but it didn't become well known until after they remixed her out of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtdOQ3SAmfs

its the reptile theme before mortal combat was a thing

monkey fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Jul 30, 2016

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
quote!=edit

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

The Ape of Naples posted:

Ron Jeremy was in Ghostbusters. Hope they slipped in, like , Nina Hartly in a crowd in the remake.

the only good part of boondock saints was ron Jeremy

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
Some of them eventually go into film, Sibel Kekilli for one.

A lot of it has to do with the transition into acting. Stoya said she frequently gets requests to be in movies if they're looking for someone with the "porn star look" and after a bit of experience she just throws said requests into the garbage because she doesn't have the typical look of a porn star and never gets the role. A lot of advancing in acting in general has a lot to do with who you know.

Also despite the fact that most of the articles floating around about women in porn are sob stories of a bad industry and a broken soul, many sex workers who choose to do porn do so because they like working in that particular medium and surprise, choose to stay in it because they like their jobs. The ones who don't like it usually leave pretty quickly and don't ever become well known. But that kind of story doesn't sell papers or clicks so it's rare to hear that side of the story.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
There was that actress in really bad things who gets killed.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Trojan.exe posted:

Some of them eventually go into film, Sibel Kekilli for one.

A lot of it has to do with the transition into acting. Stoya said she frequently gets requests to be in movies if they're looking for someone with the "porn star look" and after a bit of experience she just throws said requests into the garbage because she doesn't have the typical look of a porn star and never gets the role. A lot of advancing in acting in general has a lot to do with who you know.

Also despite the fact that most of the articles floating around about women in porn are sob stories of a bad industry and a broken soul, many sex workers who choose to do porn do so because they like working in that particular medium and surprise, choose to stay in it because they like their jobs. The ones who don't like it usually leave pretty quickly and don't ever become well known. But that kind of story doesn't sell papers or clicks so it's rare to hear that side of the story.

Gianna Michaels was in Piranha 3D , I'm guessing she had that pornstar look they were going for before she was eaten

Anyway, a few years ago a lot of "vets" left because the industry changing and companies were either booking and cancelling gigs close to shoot time and other shady poo poo

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Gaunab posted:

They can't act. And even though some stars may have sucked dick to get where they are, the knowledge that a someone has done that/could do that goes against the image Hollywood tries to project.

Zionist conspiracy, got it.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Captain Yossarian posted:

Multiple women wanted to watch pirates and it got them "in the mood" so to speak! This was separate occurrences not all at once. I'll let you in on a little secret, women like pornos too :ssh:

Ha only lame women pornos

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

The Bananana posted:

Remember when that tthey had a gaming jpournalist from G4 or something be a whole loving character in mass effect 3 (or something)? that was pretty yikers as well.

I thought the only terrible actress to spawn from G4 was Olivia Munn

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



ElectricSheep posted:

I thought the only terrible actress to spawn from G4 was Olivia Munn

Can we get our Games Subforum Liason to fact check this for us?

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Business Gorillas posted:

while we were a bunch of idiot college freshmen my friend got a copy of pirates and we all awkwardly watched it and made fun of it. like two thirds of the way through the movie my one roommate literally said I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE and ran to the dorm bathroom to jerk off

They did a screening of it in one of the largest lecture rooms on my school's campus. I imagine the whole thing was like that but with 10x more people

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



The Bananana posted:

but does it pay better? I think not. I don't think porn people even get royalties.

Actually, I hear they get points on the back end.

E: sorry 'in' not 'on'.

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

ElectricSheep posted:

Sasha Grey tried

I remember her being on the show Entourage for a couple episodes, her role was Vince's new fuckbuddy and she got him addicted to coke. I guess the writers didn't want to challenge her too much

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Faye Reagan did a bunch of American Apparel ads. Though that's not much of a step up from porn.
Didn't Sunny Leone go mainstream? Maybe in Bollywood?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

UGH loving Traci Lords, First Wave was a great show for 2 seasons then her washed up slutty skeezed out self and "sultry" acting made the 3rd worse than a bad porno.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
it's increasingly becoming hard to find porn where i can feel certain that the girl is not being completely manipulated and forced into an uncomfortable situation. i have started feeling guilty as just how bad a lot of porn is (not the quality but how the actors are treating each other) like anything made outside the US is pretty questionable imo.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

An extremely hairy man flashes a bunch of colourful money showing many thousands on it to a terrified young girl at a bus stop, what's your problem?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



SilvergunSuperman posted:

An extremely hairy man flashes a bunch of colourful money showing many thousands on it to a terrified young girl at a bus stop, what's your problem?

There's a whole semester of management school just on this

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
actresses become famous based on the mystique of loving them which has already disappeared in the case of pornstars

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

thathonkey posted:

it's increasingly becoming hard to find porn where i can feel certain that the girl is not being completely manipulated and forced into an uncomfortable situation. i have started feeling guilty as just how bad a lot of porn is (not the quality but how the actors are treating each other) like anything made outside the US is pretty questionable imo.

French porn is all about two or three guys having sex with some woman

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Gaunab posted:

French porn is all about two or three guys having sex with some woman

In the butt. Don't forget that part.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Gaunab posted:

French porn is all about two or three guys having sex with some woman

ehh if it's produced in a first world western country i have more faith that the woman is doing it out of her own volition at least.

you can see it in their eyes.

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Ariel Piper Fawn was in Babylon AD. DEAL WITH IT

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Varg posted:

I remember her being on the show Entourage for a couple episodes, her role was Vince's new fuckbuddy and she got him addicted to coke. I guess the writers didn't want to challenge her too much

In 2011, she was involved in a small media controversy in which she was involved in a Guest Reader Program for elementary students, and the parents were upset that they weren't told a former porn star was reading to children.

On the SA thread about this, some goons were going on how she's a real actress now doing movies and shows in Hollywood. At the time I think her two biggest roles were playing herself on Entourage and a call girl in The Girlfriend Experience.

Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006

The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe
i mean try as they might being a sex worker is still pretty stigmatized and a studio isn't gonna make a multi-million dollar investment in a movie just to have some mom start a crusade against it

thats why they always put big stars in movies instead of just paying any of the million great unknown actors, cause its an instant return on investment regardless of het quality of the movie

its all about the bin-jammins.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



that's pretty cynical of you, cosmic

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

MD2020 posted:

In 2011, she was involved in a small media controversy in which she was involved in a Guest Reader Program for elementary students, and the parents were upset that they weren't told a former porn star was reading to children.

On the SA thread about this, some goons were going on how she's a real actress now doing movies and shows in Hollywood. At the time I think her two biggest roles were playing herself on Entourage and a call girl in The Girlfriend Experience.

That iteration of GBS had an white knight obsession over her. There were people in that thread falling over themselves to say things like "hey she's reading to them that's what matters", "she's probably smarter than typical actress", and ":rolleyes: so these parents don't want to have an honest conversation with their kids (I think they were 7 year olds) about sex". Someone posted a picture of her holding some Nietzsche book with a :smug: look like some annoying freshman girl who just started Philosophy 101 and a bunch kept talking about how that was the hottest thing ever

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



WhyteRyce posted:

That iteration of GBS had an white knight obsession over her. There were people in that thread falling over themselves to say things like "hey she's reading to them that's what matters", "she's probably smarter than typical actress", and ":rolleyes: so these parents don't want to have an honest conversation with their kids (I think they were 7 year olds) about sex". Someone posted a picture of her holding some Nietzsche book with a :smug: look like some annoying freshman girl who just started Philosophy 101 and a bunch kept talking about how that was the hottest thing ever

heh, ok, yeah, your telling me this doesn't look like a smart person, whom youd let read to your kids?



Check mate, idiot. :smug:

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

DVDA or not impressed

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

id throw it in her

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