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Aug 4, 2016 04:18
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Aug 4, 2016 04:18
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My boner belongs only in a man's rear end.
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Aug 4, 2016 04:42
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Lol
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Aug 4, 2016 05:22
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we pulled my boner's face off of a security camera in a munich airport. he was using a passport with the name "dicky von ballsncum"
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Aug 4, 2016 05:39
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That is disgusting
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Aug 4, 2016 05:39
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:we pulled my boner off lol
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Aug 4, 2016 05:41
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Get a plastercast made before its all worm food
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Aug 4, 2016 05:46
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King Possum III posted:My boner belongs only in a man's rear end. Or in his mouth.
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Aug 4, 2016 06:04
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vols bitch posted:this but a man's crusty bhole People unironically do this
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Aug 4, 2016 06:15
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How crusty does it need to be, though? If I was gay, I'd prefer thin crust.
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Aug 4, 2016 06:17
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Deep dish bitch
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Aug 4, 2016 06:18
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Gettin all Chicago style up in that rear end
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Aug 4, 2016 06:18
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Crust so thick you eat one piece and you're like drat I'm full
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Aug 4, 2016 06:19
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thinking about having a turbo installed on my boner
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Aug 4, 2016 06:30
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clean it with a mixture of rubbing alcohol/chili sauce and see how long you can go without screaming
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Aug 4, 2016 06:56
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My favorite trick is when it slips right into a sex hole consensually for a few days in a row.
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Aug 4, 2016 07:07
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put it in a woman
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Aug 4, 2016 07:09
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Teikanmi posted:put it in a woman gay
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Aug 4, 2016 07:12
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I walk onto the stage and my assistant helps me into a straight-jacket, securing it tightly. I grunt and struggle for almost half an hour as the audience looks on confused. I stop and stand up to give my bow. The audience murmurs in disappointment when suddenly a man in the front row gasps. The audience breaks into raucous cheers and applause. It's rock hard.
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