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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

:wookie:

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

Orkin Mang posted:


uhhh is this where we go hastag dicks out or no? i am not used to the system currently in use and it often hastag#confuses me?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

uhhh is this where we go hastag dicks out or no? i am not used to the system currently in use and it often hastag#confuses me?
[/quote]

reveal ur cock fuckwit

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

Iron Prince posted:

hey whatsup welcome to the thread
hi

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Orkin Mang posted:

uhhh is this where we go hastag dicks out or no? i am not used to the system currently in use and it often hastag#confuses me?

reveal ur cock fuckwit
[/quote]

moses came down from the mount carrying two tablets ingraved with a diagram of "AVERAGE AS HELL CIRCUMCISED DICK" and iff u look at those drat tablets then my dick is already revealed

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



That Robot posted:

nope

but The House on Mango Street was a loving terrible book for assholes

Sandra cisneros can suck a diiiiiiiick

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Iron Prince posted:

moses came down from the mount carrying two tablets ingraved with a diagram of "AVERAGE AS HELL CIRCUMCISED DICK" and iff u look at those drat tablets then my dick is already revealed

Orkin Mang posted:

reveal ur cock fuckwit

words dont do this subject justice

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

words dont do this subject justice

how bout this artists conception:

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Iron Prince posted:

how bout this artists conception:



thats not a weewee

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

thats not a weewee

hang on i gotta go fluff for a few and wait til the sun is just right to get this dick pic just right for GBS

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

ROFLburger posted:

sup fellas

roflburger :3: missed you

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

this thread is good. in fact, it's not just good, it's the best.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Iron Prince posted:

hang on i gotta go fluff for a few and wait til the sun is just right to get this dick pic just right for GBS

im still waiting to view your magnificent gently caress stick, you fuckstick

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Good morning, I had a dream where talking doors from outer space were invading Paris.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Good morning, I had a dream where talking doors from outer space were invading Paris.

jim morrison is a powerful force to be reckoned with even beyond the grave

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
These were actual doors, they talked thru the letter slot.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
The alien doors were going to Notre Dame and I thought I was gonna see Quasimodo, but only Gaston from Beauty and the Beast was there he was driving a truck full of tv equipment then I woke up I wonder if Paris is ok.

cnut
May 3, 2016

No offense, Hector, but that's pretty hosed up. Be thankful it was only a dream!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hey its morning time and i almost got enough sleep

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

cnut posted:

No offense, Hector, but that's pretty hosed up. Be thankful it was only a dream!

The doors had heavy English accents too, I don't know what this dream means. Can someone figure it out for me?

cnut
May 3, 2016

Something to do with Brexit? :shrug:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
WHADA WE WANT?

PENISES FOR SUCKING!

WHENDWEWANIT?

NOW!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I'm about to play some GTA. Anybody down?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

The Bananana posted:

I'm about to play some GTA. Anybody down?

No, but hellll yeahhhh

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Hector Beerlioz posted:

No, but hellll yeahhhh

Had to get off. Nothing but a Bunch a God damned squeakers all yelling human being and nigga. :negative:

Ayeka
May 28, 2016

Konnichiwa!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Ayeka posted:

Konnichiwa!

Do they have GTA in china?

Ayeka
May 28, 2016

The Bananana posted:

Do they have GTA in china?

I live in Nippon

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Ayeka posted:

I live in Nippon

Korea then? Gta?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You ever just think about dicks?

Like...a lot?

Ayeka
May 28, 2016

Big Beef City posted:

You ever just think about dicks?

Like...a lot?

Nix Nixon

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Big Beef City posted:

You ever just think about dicks?

Like...a lot?

Whenever I see a porno, and these dudes have like... 9 inchers. Yeah. I think about dicks. I wish I had a 9 inch dick.

Though... you gotta wonder is a dick that big bordering on hindrance at that point? Like it gets in the way of everything, and you knock poo poo over all the time and whatnot?

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